Top Ten Yo Momma So Short Jokes

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1) Yo momma so short you can see her feet on her drivers license

2) Yo momma so short she gotta slam-dunk her bus fare

3) Yo momma so short that she has to hold up a sign that says, "Don’t Spit! I Can’t Swim!"

4) Yo mama's so short, she can hang glide on a Dorito

5) Yo mama's so short, when I was dissin' her she tried to jump kick me in the ankle

6) Yo mama's so short, she does pull-ups on a staple

7) Yo mama's so short, when she sneezes, she hits her head on the floor

8) Yo mama's so short, she can sit on a penny and swing her legs

9) Yo mama's so short, she can do backflips under the bed

10) Yo mama's so short, she broke her leg jumping off the toilet