Top Ten Yo Momma So Poor Jokes

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Vote for Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention 1) Yo momma so poor she can't afford to pay attention

Vote for Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush 2) Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush

Vote for Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk 3) Yo momma so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk

Vote for Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet 4) Yo Momma so poor I walked into your house and 3 roaches tripped me & tried to take my wallet

Vote for Yo Momma so poor the building society repossed her cardboard box 5) Yo Momma so poor the building society repossed her cardboard box

Vote for Yo Momma so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic 6) Yo Momma so poor she can't even afford to go to the free clinic

Vote for Yo Momma so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry 7) Yo Momma so poor she hangs the Toilet paper out to dry

“wow thats so nasty but hilarious”

Okami

Vote for Yo Momma so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!" 8) Yo Momma so poor I visited her house, tore down the cob webs and she screamed - "Who's tearing down the drapes!!!!"

Vote for Yo Momma so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence 9) Yo Momma so poor I went through her front door and tripped over the back fence

Vote for Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation 10) Yo mama's so poor, she can't even put her two cents in this conversation

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Choices Not In The Top Ten

Vote for Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle in the air and calls it air-conditioning 11) Yo mama is so poor she waves a popsicle in the air and calls it air-conditioning

Vote for Yo mama is so poor that when she saw a take a penny tray she said, "I can't afford that" 12) Yo mama is so poor that when she saw a take a penny tray she said, "I can't afford that"

Vote for Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked what she was doing and she said moving 13) Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her kicking a can down the street and asked what she was doing and she said moving

Vote for Yo mama is so poor that it takes her five years to pay her taxes 14) Yo mama is so poor that it takes her five years to pay her taxes

Vote for Yo mama is so poor that she considers the 16 year olds working the grill at McD's rich 15) Yo mama is so poor that she considers the 16 year olds working the grill at McD's rich

Vote for Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford receiving a gift 16) Yo mama is so poor that she can't afford receiving a gift

Vote for Yo mama is so poor that when the donation basket goes around at church, she goes broke 17) Yo mama is so poor that when the donation basket goes around at church, she goes broke

Vote for Yo mama is so poor that she filed for bankrupcy after paying her bills 18) Yo mama is so poor that she filed for bankrupcy after paying her bills

Vote for Yo mama is so poor that she when the guy at McD's gave her 15 cents back she yelled, "It's Treasure!" 19) Yo mama is so poor that she when the guy at McD's gave her 15 cents back she yelled, "It's Treasure!"