Worst Names of All Time

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Vote for Version 2.0 1) Version 2.0

tht’s messed up

Zoeyzol

is ur child a robot?

ronluna

literally thats someones name


Vote for Jesus 2) Jesus

The only person that’s name should be Jesus, is THE JESUS!

afeldman21

People who name their kids ’Jesus’ should go to hell.

frostwiire

Why would you name your child this?

Nejixchan


Vote for Melvin 3) Melvin

ewwww

kumo9


Vote for Gaylord 4) Gaylord


Vote for Eugene 5) Eugene


Vote for Espn 6) Espn

who is so insane to name somebody like that?

manya93

well somebody either loves sports or i dont know what

Rocky5


Vote for Henry 7) Henry


Vote for Shaniqua 8) Shaniqua

hahahaha I know someone named that! lol

comm22


Vote for Alexis 9) Alexis

Stripper

Sugoi

sounds like a stripper’s name!


Vote for Le-a 10) Le-a

pronounced Ledasha


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Vote for Shamond 11) Shamond

Vote for King 12) King

my son’s name is King of England, king Of France, king leonard, king louis, etc. parents think that their children are high ranking officials in the throne but actually they are not

ronluna

Vote for Dick 13) Dick

Vote for Joey 14) Joey

Vote for Merlin 15) Merlin

got to be a bad name

daviboy22

Vote for Milton 16) Milton

Vote for Wolfgang 17) Wolfgang

Are you kidding?

Vote for Gertrude 18) Gertrude

yuck.

Vote for Sidney 19) Sidney

Vote for Leslie 20) Leslie

Vote for Mckenzie 21) Mckenzie

makes me sick!

Vote for Gracie 22) Gracie

YUCK!

Vote for Raven 23) Raven

it doesn’t sound pretty (especially if you’re from the south) it gives you shivers

Queen-aholic

Does anyone know this is a damn ugly black bird!

Vote for Brooklyn 24) Brooklyn

This is a city people, not a name

Vote for Usnavy 25) Usnavy

Vote for Agnes 26) Agnes

Unless you’re having a 94 year old

Vote for Bob 27) Bob

Vote for Paris 28) Paris

Vote for Mary Jane 29) Mary Jane

name of the prohibited drug to be named in a child

Vote for Dalton 30) Dalton

Vote for Tandy 31) Tandy

Vote for Kaitlin 32) Kaitlin

I so hate this name

Vote for Makayla 33) Makayla

another one of these weird made up, so called names

Vote for Ashlyn 34) Ashlyn

what the hell?

Vote for Tristram 35) Tristram

Just Cruel!

Vote for Willard 36) Willard

again with a 94 year old

Vote for Apple 37) Apple

’nuff said.

Vote for Michael 38) Michael

Vote for Ezra 39) Ezra

Vote for Mortekai 40) Mortekai

I know a four year old named this, seriously people, you have a new baby son who’s just SO adorable, and you name him Mortekai?