Worst Celebrity Baby Names

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Vote for Audio Science 1) Audio Science

Shannyn Sossamon

Epic failure.

frostwiire


Vote for Moon Unit 2) Moon Unit

this one is the worst name on this list

JESSIEMEN

that is for sure good old Frank Zappa! haha
Rip frank

rocknrolldude

hahaha!

Jeheffiner


Vote for Apple 3) Apple

Gwenyth Paltrow

Apple has already been used by God Gwenyth. Try another fruit or food name. Duh

beckihrh

What kind of name is apple?

Snuckles


Vote for Dweezil 4) Dweezil

Frank Zappa’s doing

This makes Apple sound cute!

panikkrazy

thats a poor name... i feel so sorry for that child

Jeheffiner


Vote for Suri 5) Suri


Vote for Tallulah Belle 6) Tallulah Belle

Also Demi Moore

Sounds like something a redneck would name their pet cow

Bec


Vote for Kal-el 7) Kal-el

Cage’s creation


Vote for Rumer 8) Rumer


Vote for Scout 9) Scout

Moore/Willis

Demi Moore needs serious punishment for giving all 3 kids names.

luvtoread


Vote for Shiloh 10) Shiloh

Who names their kid after their boyfriend’s ex-wife’s current boyfriend’s imaginary friend in Wedding Crashers?!?!? Honestly, Jolie is messed up!


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Choices Not In The Top Ten

Vote for Banjo 11) Banjo

Rachel Griffiths

This kid is going to grow up to be a hillbilly

Bec

Vote for Kyd Miller 12) Kyd Miller

Duchovny

Vote for @ 13) @

thats mor than a little weird...

tiannerules

A family in Australia wanted to name their child that, but they weren’t allowed to name their child a symbol. It’s not celebrity but it’s sure as hell is weird!

Vote for Maximus 14) Maximus

Not so bad unless you consider that Maximus is the son of NFL quarterback Brad Johnson

Vote for Jermajesty 15) Jermajesty

haha thats so vain

Jeheffiner

Jermain Jackson

Vote for Moxie Crimefighter 16) Moxie Crimefighter

What little baby wouldn’t want this name?

Vote for Nahla Ariela 17) Nahla Ariela

so weird!

luvtoread

Halle Berry baby!

Vote for Pilot 18) Pilot

Vote for ESPN Malachi McCall 19) ESPN Malachi McCall

Not celebrities bofore, this couple from Florida named thier child, ESPN, pronounced Espen.

Vote for Pilot Inspektor 20) Pilot Inspektor

jason lee’s son (the guy from my name is earl)

Vote for Bindi 21) Bindi

The late Great Steve Irwin

louiethefly

I loved Steve Irwin, but this is a super weird name and a super weird kid!

luvtoread

Vote for Bean kolbain 22) Bean kolbain

lmfao thats the funniest name ever

Jeheffiner

I like nirvana but i think kurt was high when he named his daughter

Vote for Brooklyn 23) Brooklyn

From David And Victoria Beckham

Vote for Harlow Winter Kate 24) Harlow Winter Kate