Top Ten Ways You Know You Are Getting Old

What are the things that happen that remind you that yes, you are older no matter how young you still think you are? Don't agree with the list? Place your vote or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on.

Vote for can't read anymore without reading glasses 1) can't read anymore without reading glasses

This sucks! I can’t read anything without glasses!

beckihrh


Vote for someone calls you "ma’am" or "sir" 2) someone calls you "ma’am" or "sir"

yeah I’m not too old for that

ronluna


Vote for the doctor/police officer/etc. look too young to be qualified to do these jobs 3) the doctor/police officer/etc. look too young to be qualified to do these jobs


Vote for you disapprove of the clothing young people wear, and their music, too 4) you disapprove of the clothing young people wear, and their music, too

Im pretty young and I already disapprove, makes me feel old already

wolfdudette

i do experience that

ronluna


Vote for you are stunned when a young person says "Who are the Beatles?" 5) you are stunned when a young person says "Who are the Beatles?"

I’m only 11 but still shocked when someone says that.

Gunnar9797


Vote for you move to Florida 6) you move to Florida

I can’t believe people like this place all the old people live here

Okami

SO TRUE!! my grandparents live there.

raspberry714

This one is funny but very true!

luvtoread


Vote for there are too many new-fangled devices to learn how to use 7) there are too many new-fangled devices to learn how to use

esp. technological stuff


Vote for you wish you had not thrown out your old toys, clothes, etc. as they are now worth billions of dollars 8) you wish you had not thrown out your old toys, clothes, etc. as they are now worth billions of dollars


Vote for (for women) you find yourself shopping at Talbot’s instead of Banana Republic (or the Limited, or some store like that) 9) (for women) you find yourself shopping at Talbot’s instead of Banana Republic (or the Limited, or some store like that)


Vote for you are done for the night by 10 pm at the latest 10) you are done for the night by 10 pm at the latest


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Choices Not In The Top Ten

Vote for You can't remember what you said to someone yesterday, but you can remember television commercial jingles from 1960 11) You can't remember what you said to someone yesterday, but you can remember television commercial jingles from 1960

"Winston tastes good, like a cigarette should..."
(next two lines added by kids: "No filter, no flavor, just cotton-pickin’ paper")

Vote for Someone calls you an old fart! 12) Someone calls you an old fart!

Vote for when your parents die 13) when your parents die

Vote for When you think you remember what sex was 14) When you think you remember what sex was

hopefully i’ll never get there

RdrTech

Vote for you are glad you can hand the grandchildren back over to their parents 15) you are glad you can hand the grandchildren back over to their parents

Vote for when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places 16) when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places

Vote for you're still tired even though you've slept 12 hours 17) you're still tired even though you've slept 12 hours

I’ve felt this way now for a few years.

Vote for your pants start to rise to your armpits 18) your pants start to rise to your armpits

Vote for you get excited about tea 19) you get excited about tea

Vote for You enjoy I Love Lucy 20) You enjoy I Love Lucy