Top 10 Ways to Destroy Barbie Dolls

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1throw them in the fireplace

I made the list and I say this is the way barbies will die quicker

foxrocks

burying it, freezing it, drowning it are nice... but burning a Barbie is the only way to kill it for sure.

VADERtheIMPALER

2put them in the microwave for a long time

I've never done this, but I've seen it. its awesome.

3freeze them in water

cool love to break Barbie Dolls

4rip off their head, arms and legs

I feel this is a good way to releive anger and totally destroy them

I always do this

This is the best way to destroy them alwrite

5bury them in the dirt

This would be very fun to do and maybe years later someone in the future will dig it up

I cannot say any thing bad about that!

6chop them up with knives, axes, etc.

I love the number six on your list
because it is more active

7bury them in the snow

8give it to your dog to chew up

9throw them in a wood chipper

HOLY CRAP, I DID THIS B4 AND IT ROCKS!, I PUT KETCHUP IN SIDE THE DOLL, AND THREW IT IN IT WAS LIKE THREWING A LITTLE PERSON IN... yea

SmoothCriminal

the comment below sounds bloody and disturbed

10throw them in the garbage composer

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The Contenders

11throw them in the ocean

12melt their bodies with a blow torch

13slice them with a chainsaw

I want to do that hahaahahaahaha

14blow them apart with firecrackers

All of this works well with Barney, Elmo, and other annoying dolls, too. Don't forget!

15shoot them with a gun

Toss 'em in the air and blow them apart!

Norrisofchuck

16Pour Corrosive Acid On Them

17Throw Them In a Meat Grinder

18Smash Them With a Sledgehammer

19squish them with a metal vise

20tape them on a nasa space ship and let them took off to outer space

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