Top Ten Seinfeld Episodes

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The Top Ten

1
The Gum

2The Bubble Boy
"I'm sorry but the correct answer is moops. "
He lives in a bubble boy.
Boy!

3The Apology

4The Contest

Actually ANY episode that dealt with sex or had an alternate story line about sex are the best ones. Never ever saying the word and only through innuendo, subtext and images, were able to stroll past the censors and have fun at the same time. Best use of the medium for a still uptight and Puritanical American society. Simply brilliant.

mgenet

I'm out!
Master of my domain
Queen of the castle
King of the castle

Genius!

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"Master of your domain"

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5The Comeback
If you don't vote for this, then the jerk store just called for you. The way in which the "other side of midnight" plot line was weaved into the "comeback" plot line at the end was very nice. The first time I saw it I about busted a gut when the guy said "His wife's in a coma. "

6The Puffy Shirt

Come on people this episode has the awesome scenes with George living with his parents and becoming a hand model, the low talker, and the puffy shirt on the today show.

Quotes include:(Jerry) But I don't want to be a pirate. (George's Mom) GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS. (Elaine)You're suppose to look like a compassionate person... you look like you're going to swing in on a chandaleir. (Kramer) I just can't be with someone whose life is in complete disarray. (George's Dad) I used to have ahh siiilver dollar collection. (George) Don't worry... I won a contest. (Jerry) People were yelling out 'A vast Ye Matie, ' what the hell does that mean?

(Episode 66, Season 5)
"You could be the first pirate comedian. "
- Bryant Gumbel, to Jerry

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"but I don't wanna be a pirate! "


7Soup Nazi

You cannot go one solid month or year without someone saying, "No soup for you! " This is what makes this episode a classic!

No soup for you for those who don't vote for Soup Nazi. My friend has never even heard of Seinfeld (I know, nut-job) and knows "No Soup For You" quote.

Best character ever and best line ever "No Soup For You! "

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8The Pen

9The Opposite

(Episode 86, Season 5)
"Who are you, George Costanza? "
"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. "
- Victoria and George

"This guy could be a little bonkos. "
- Regis Philbin, introducing Kramer

"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function. "
- Kramer

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10The Little Kicks

Frank and Elaine's fight, that's all I have to say!!

(Episode 138, Season 8)
"It's more like a full-body dry heave set to music. "
- George, about Elaine's dancing in The Little Kicks

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The Contenders

11Serenity Now

Serenity now insanity later

Aquateenhungerforce

Oh, my, I'll never forget Kramer flipping out, screaming, "SERENITY NOW! "
Love this episode. LOVE KRAMER.
The best ----> KRAMER


12The Pez

13The Parking Garage
lost in a mall parking garage and Jerry has to pee

redseagrass

It has to be one of the best T.V. moments in history. It is one of those episodes that you'll never forget. Like the Chinese restaurant. You can watch it over and over and it never gets old.
(Episode 23, Season 3)
"You know, I've been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. "
- Jerry

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14The Marine Biologist
(Episode 78, Season 5)
"Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For? "
- Jerry

"The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. "
- George

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Is that a titleist? Hole in one.
The sea was angry that day, my friends... Like an old man trying to return soup at a deli
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15The Drake

16The Bris

Great episode! One of the top 10.

the pigman and a crazy moyl

redseagrass

Couldn't stop laughing at the end
"Never go against the family Jerry"

Genius


17Summer of George

18The Junior Mint

(Episode 60, Season 4)
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious! "
- Kramer

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"How can you turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's pepperment, it's delicious! It's very refreshing! "

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19The Chicken Roaster

20The Outing

21The Bizarro Jerry

22The Rye

23The Frogger

24The Cigar Store Indian

25The Pick

"I know I know that smell"
"Hmm... THE BEACH"
TOTAL GENUIS.


26The Hamptons

"Significant shrinkage! "

"She thinks that it's not all that it could be when it's all that it could be and more! "


27The Dinner Party

28The Strike

29The Finale (2)

This episode sums up about all of the other episodes.

thebigdiesel

Jackie Chiles is hilarious.


30The Chinese Restaurant

31The Merv Griffin Show
Kreamer's best episode hands down.

32The Soup Nazi

"No soup for you! "


33The Dealership

34The Yada Yada

35The Limo

36The Jimmy

Jimmy refers to himself as the jimmy and Kramer is mentally challenged after visiting the dentist.


37The Voice

"You know, Darren, if you had told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out this window."

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38The Alternate Side

39The Fusilli Jerry

40The Fatigues

41The Blood

42The Serenity Now

43The Summer of George

44The Slicer

45The Smelly Car

46The Doorman

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