Top Ten Seinfeld Episodes

Actually ANY episode that dealt with sex or had an alternate story line about sex are the best ones. Never ever saying the word and only through innuendo, subtext and images, were able to stroll past the censors and have fun at the same time. Best use of the medium for a still uptight and Puritanical American society. Simply brilliant.

mgenet

I'm out!
Master of my domain
Queen of the castle
King of the castle

Genius!

Potbellypup2

"Master of your domain"

Come on people this episode has the awesome scenes with George living with his parents and becoming a hand model, the low talker, and the puffy shirt on the today show.

Quotes include:(Jerry) But I don't want to be a pirate. (George's Mom) GEORGE LIKES THE BANANAS. (Elaine)You're suppose to look like a compassionate person... you look like you're going to swing in on a chandaleir. (Kramer) I just can't be with someone whose life is in complete disarray. (George's Dad) I used to have ahh siiilver dollar collection. (George) Don't worry... I won a contest. (Jerry) People were yelling out 'A vast Ye Matie, ' what the hell does that mean?

(Episode 66, Season 5)
"You could be the first pirate comedian. "
- Bryant Gumbel, to Jerry

Robmofo

"but I don't wanna be a pirate! "

You cannot go one solid month or year without someone saying, "No soup for you! " This is what makes this episode a classic!

No soup for you for those who don't vote for Soup Nazi. My friend has never even heard of Seinfeld (I know, nut-job) and knows "No Soup For You" quote.

Best character ever and best line ever "No Soup For You! "

(Episode 86, Season 5)
"Who are you, George Costanza? "
"I'm the opposite of every guy you've ever met. "
- Victoria and George

"This guy could be a little bonkos. "
- Regis Philbin, introducing Kramer

"One never knows how the gastrointestinal workings of the equine are going to function. "
- Kramer

Robmofo

Serenity now insanity later

Aquateenhungerforce

Oh, my, I'll never forget Kramer flipping out, screaming, "SERENITY NOW! "
Love this episode. LOVE KRAMER.
The best ----> KRAMER

redseagrass

Robmofo

Robmofo

Great episode! One of the top 10.

the pigman and a crazy moyl

redseagrass

Couldn't stop laughing at the end
"Never go against the family Jerry"

Genius

(Episode 60, Season 4)
"Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint -- it's delicious! "
- Kramer

Robmofo

"How can you turn down a junior mint? It's chocolate, it's pepperment, it's delicious! It's very refreshing! "

crazyeyes56

"I know I know that smell"
"Hmm... THE BEACH"
TOTAL GENUIS.

"Significant shrinkage! "

"She thinks that it's not all that it could be when it's all that it could be and more! "

This episode sums up about all of the other episodes.

thebigdiesel

Jackie Chiles is hilarious.

"No soup for you! "

Jimmy refers to himself as the jimmy and Kramer is mentally challenged after visiting the dentist.

"You know, Darren, if you had told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you were crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out this window."

minimac93