Top Ten Gayest Names

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Vote for Dick 1) Dick

“DICK!!! get it??
”

kumo9

“very gay no offence 2 anyone thats named that”

xxmegxx

“The name says it all”

Snuckles

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Vote for Gaylord 2) Gaylord

“Really? What were you smoking Mom?”

beckihrh

“HELL YEAH THIS NAME IS TOTALLY GAY.”

JESSIEMEN

“Behold,the lord of gayness”

thedeadman16

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Vote for Richard 3) Richard

“its the same as Dick, only it sounds gayer.”

rich_palin

“Richard -- the Ultimate ghey.”

“Richard... can you get any gayer than this? I mean its like two gay names rolled into one -- Rich and Dick.”


Vote for Eugene 4) Eugene

“Whenever I say "Eugene" it reminds me of Eugene Krabs from "SpongeBob Squarepants". Parents...have mercy”

funkymonkey


Vote for Marion (for a boy) 5) Marion (for a boy)


Vote for Clarence 6) Clarence

“clarence is def the taker”


Vote for Orangejello and Lemonjello 7) Orangejello and Lemonjello

“I kid you not! these are twins!”

luvtoread


Vote for Bruce 8) Bruce

“bruce is for sure the gayest name up there”


Vote for Seaman 9) Seaman

“Sea-man...[see men]! GET IT!!!”


Vote for Tristram 10) Tristram

“Either your parents hate you, or they’re really really REALLY retarted for naming you this. Does anyone even have this name? I feel sorry for you, I’d rather be called Audio Science.”


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Choices Not In The Top Ten

Vote for Apple 11) Apple

“holy crap”

“I Mean.. Come on!”

Vote for Kenneth 12) Kenneth

Vote for Alexander 13) Alexander

“Stupid beaky parents
”

Vote for Shithead 14) Shithead

“Pronounced Sha(rhymes with the)-Fe(rhymes with day)”

Vote for Brandon 15) Brandon

Vote for Tea 16) Tea

“who didn’t want to be named after some herbal beverage? Some fools do actually believe that this means "goddess",right, in the herbal language...”

Vote for Nole 17) Nole

Vote for Abcde 18) Abcde

“believe it or not there is a person by that name”

DeathToMayo

“is that even a freaking name i mean come on that is soooo gay
”

Vote for Zach 19) Zach

“It’s another word for pimple... And this guy I know called Zach Is a pimple on the bottom of humanity!! lol”

Bec

Vote for Fanny 20) Fanny

“LOL!! makes me laugh every time... evil parents!!”

Jeheffiner

“HA”

biscuits

“This just cracks me up.. LOL”

Bec

Vote for Ashley (for a guy) 21) Ashley (for a guy)

“i knew a male classmate with this name once,his parents must have been pissed off when he was born.”

Vote for Sue (for a boy) 22) Sue (for a boy)

“Just because there is a song, doesn’t mean you must obey it”

Vote for Johnny 23) Johnny

“any actor with this name must suck big time”

redseagrass

Vote for Mackenzie 24) Mackenzie

“He calls himself ’Mac’ but everyone knows.”

Vooduon

Vote for Kian Egan 25) Kian Egan

“seriously i know someone with this name, his mum was a huga fan of westlife and called her son Kian Egan (Surname), Kian being the forename, Egan being the middle name... so embarassing”

Jeheffiner

Vote for Nathaniel 26) Nathaniel

Vote for Brad 27) Brad

Vote for Jonathan 28) Jonathan

Vote for Steven 29) Steven

Vote for Gabriel 30) Gabriel

Vote for Benidict 31) Benidict

“Pope name and all the people with this horrible name are sooooooooooooooooooooooo GAY !”

Miki

“This is a headmaster or businessman name”

Mailman

Vote for Ferdinand 32) Ferdinand

Vote for Rebecca 33) Rebecca

“My real name... UGH!!!
”

Vote for Jermagesty 34) Jermagesty

“What was Jermain Jackson thinking”

Vote for Chance 35) Chance

Vote for Cecil 36) Cecil

“yeak”

BloodyMargarita

Vote for Kevin 37) Kevin

“so gay, its scary”

Vote for Dweezil 38) Dweezil

Vote for Devon 39) Devon

Vote for Ima Pigg 40) Ima Pigg

“How would you like this one folks?”

luvtoread

“this person actually exists!”

Vote for Paul 41) Paul

Vote for Sebastian 42) Sebastian

Vote for Peyton 43) Peyton

“WHY! whats up with all these new age horrible names. please spare your kids lifetime of embarrassment and give them normal names!”

Vote for Nikola 44) Nikola

Vote for Tiffany 45) Tiffany

“Barbie name”

Stoshie

Vote for Randy 46) Randy

“lol”

Vote for Arandeep 47) Arandeep

Vote for Noah 48) Noah

Vote for Gay Dykes 49) Gay Dykes

“She lives in FL”

Vote for Travis 50) Travis

Vote for Remi 51) Remi

Vote for Prudence 52) Prudence

“This one always reminds me of prune juice... xD”

Bec

Vote for Wayne 53) Wayne

Vote for Siphillis 54) Siphillis

“no joke!”

luvtoread

Vote for Boris 55) Boris

Vote for Neil 56) Neil

Vote for Percy 57) Percy

Vote for Laken 58) Laken

“what kind of freakin name is this!”

Vote for Bjorn 59) Bjorn

Vote for Shep 60) Shep

Vote for Thadius 61) Thadius

Vote for Harry Dickenson 62) Harry Dickenson

Vote for Constance 63) Constance

Vote for Bashonda 64) Bashonda

Vote for Miki 65) Miki

Vote for Frances 66) Frances

Vote for Nickie 67) Nickie

“For a boy. Its just bad.”

Vote for Ravi 68) Ravi

Vote for Jonny 69) Jonny

Vote for Moon Unit 70) Moon Unit

“Yes that’s right”

Vote for Ted 71) Ted

“I don’t know but Ted just seems like he’d be gay”

Vote for Rory 72) Rory

Vote for Clay 73) Clay

Vote for Lindsay (for a boy) 74) Lindsay (for a boy)

Vote for John 75) John

“No really it’s gay”

Vote for Loyal 76) Loyal

“Some hippie morons named their kid loyal, yes that’s his first name.”

Vote for George 77) George

Vote for Cyrelle 78) Cyrelle

Vote for Wally 79) Wally

Vote for Rabbitcrown 80) Rabbitcrown

Vote for Norman 81) Norman

Vote for Dustin 82) Dustin

Vote for Chet 83) Chet

Vote for Raymund 84) Raymund

“rhymes with GAYMUND”

Vote for Raven 85) Raven

“UGLY black bird! Have mercy on your poor kids!”

Vote for Derek 86) Derek

“My god! Who would do this!?”

Vote for Chad 87) Chad


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