Top Ten Gayest Names

“Either your parents hate you, or they’re really really REALLY retarted for naming you this. Does anyone even have this name? I feel sorry for you, I’d rather be called Audio Science.”

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Choices Not In The Top Ten

Vote for Apple 11) Apple

“the heck? Is apple’s parents stupid or something?”

cameron331

“holy crap”

“I Mean.. Come on!”

Vote for Shithead 12) Shithead

“Pronounced Sha(rhymes with the)-Fe(rhymes with day)”

Vote for Kenneth 13) Kenneth

Vote for Fanny 14) Fanny

“lol ur parents have great sense of humor”

ronluna

“LOL!! makes me laugh every time... evil parents!!”

Jeheffiner

“HA”

biscuits

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Vote for Brandon 15) Brandon

Vote for Alexander 16) Alexander

“Stupid beaky parents
”

Vote for Ashley (for a guy) 17) Ashley (for a guy)

“i knew a male classmate with this name once,his parents must have been pissed off when he was born.”

Vote for Zach 18) Zach

“It’s another word for pimple... And this guy I know called Zach Is a pimple on the bottom of humanity!! lol”

Bec

Vote for Tea 19) Tea

“who didn’t want to be named after some herbal beverage? Some fools do actually believe that this means "goddess",right, in the herbal language...”

Vote for Lance 20) Lance

Vote for Nole 21) Nole

Vote for Abcde 22) Abcde

“believe it or not there is a person by that name”

DeathToMayo

“is that even a freaking name i mean come on that is soooo gay
”

Vote for Kevin 23) Kevin

“I laughed when I saw gaylord, dick, and then kevin seemed so random but gay”

blaqksails92

“so gay, its scary”

Vote for Sebastian 24) Sebastian

Vote for Brad 25) Brad

Vote for Gabriel 26) Gabriel

Vote for Keith 27) Keith

“are you a boy or a girl?”

Vote for Sue (for a boy) 28) Sue (for a boy)

“Just because there is a song, doesn’t mean you must obey it”

Vote for Chance 29) Chance

Vote for Steven 30) Steven

Vote for Jermagesty 31) Jermagesty

“What was Jermain Jackson thinking”

Vote for Johnny 32) Johnny

“any actor with this name must suck big time”

redseagrass

Vote for Mackenzie 33) Mackenzie

“He calls himself ’Mac’ but everyone knows.”

Vooduon

Vote for Kian Egan 34) Kian Egan

“seriously i know someone with this name, his mum was a huga fan of westlife and called her son Kian Egan (Surname), Kian being the forename, Egan being the middle name... so embarassing”

Jeheffiner

Vote for Nathaniel 35) Nathaniel

Vote for Jonathan 36) Jonathan

Vote for Peyton 37) Peyton

“WHY! whats up with all these new age horrible names. please spare your kids lifetime of embarrassment and give them normal names!”

Vote for Benidict 38) Benidict

“Pope name and all the people with this horrible name are sooooooooooooooooooooooo GAY !”

Miki

“This is a headmaster or businessman name”

Mailman

Vote for Ferdinand 39) Ferdinand

Vote for Rebecca 40) Rebecca

“My real name... UGH!!!
”

Vote for Randy 41) Randy

“lol”

Vote for Arandeep 42) Arandeep

Vote for Noah 43) Noah

Vote for Moon Unit 44) Moon Unit

“I don’t think this is a name, but its funny. LOL XD ROFL.”

dragon13304

“Yes that’s right”

Vote for Travis 45) Travis

Vote for Cecil 46) Cecil

“yeak”

BloodyMargarita

Vote for Clay 47) Clay

Vote for Dweezil 48) Dweezil

Vote for Devon 49) Devon

Vote for Ima Pigg 50) Ima Pigg

“How would you like this one folks?”

luvtoread

“this person actually exists!”

Vote for Paul 51) Paul

Vote for Wayne 52) Wayne

Vote for Percy 53) Percy

Vote for Nikola 54) Nikola

Vote for D'artagnon 55) D'artagnon

“yes my name sucks”

djperth

Vote for Tiffany 56) Tiffany

“Barbie name”

Stoshie

Vote for Frances 57) Frances

Vote for Gay Dykes 58) Gay Dykes

“She lives in FL”

Vote for Remi 59) Remi

Vote for John 60) John

“No really it’s gay”

Vote for Prudence 61) Prudence

“This one always reminds me of prune juice... xD”

Bec

Vote for Loyal 62) Loyal

“Some hippie morons named their kid loyal, yes that’s his first name.”

Vote for Wally 63) Wally

Vote for Siphillis 64) Siphillis

“no joke!”

luvtoread

Vote for Boris 65) Boris

Vote for Rabbitcrown 66) Rabbitcrown

Vote for Neil 67) Neil

Vote for Chet 68) Chet

Vote for Raven 69) Raven

“UGLY black bird! Have mercy on your poor kids!”

Vote for Laken 70) Laken

“what kind of freakin name is this!”

Vote for Bjorn 71) Bjorn

Vote for Shep 72) Shep

Vote for Derek 73) Derek

“My god! Who would do this!?”

Vote for Thadius 74) Thadius

Vote for Chad 75) Chad

Vote for Harry Dickenson 76) Harry Dickenson

Vote for Perry 77) Perry

Vote for Alex 78) Alex

Vote for Sam 79) Sam

Vote for Antonio 80) Antonio

“come on this should be the gayest”

Vote for Twinky 81) Twinky

“no its accually a name”

Vote for Mark 82) Mark

Vote for Constance 83) Constance

Vote for Bashonda 84) Bashonda

Vote for Miki 85) Miki

Vote for Nickie 86) Nickie

“For a boy. Its just bad.”

Vote for Ravi 87) Ravi

Vote for Jonny 88) Jonny

Vote for Ted 89) Ted

“I don’t know but Ted just seems like he’d be gay”

Vote for Rory 90) Rory

Vote for Lindsay (for a boy) 91) Lindsay (for a boy)

Vote for George 92) George

Vote for Cyrelle 93) Cyrelle

Vote for Norman 94) Norman

Vote for Dustin 95) Dustin

Vote for Raymund 96) Raymund

“rhymes with GAYMUND”

Vote for Sylvester 97) Sylvester

Vote for Bobby Sue 98) Bobby Sue