The Top Ten Friends Quotes

The top quotes from the television series Friends. Don't agree with the list? Place your vote or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on.

Vote for We were on a break! - Ross 1) We were on a break! - Ross

“Driving quote behind the driving relationship of friends.”

jewunit69

“lol funniest quote ever.”

supreme

Vote for How you doin’? - Joey 2) How you doin’? - Joey

“Soooooo funny”

Bec

Vote for I have this feeling that something’s wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange. - Pheobe 3) I have this feeling that something’s wrong with it. Something is wrong with the left Philange. - Pheobe

“the one where rachel is going to paris but ross wants to tell her he loves her.”

alexx3

Vote for Don't aw Pheebs that sucks me yet! - Phoebe 4) Don't aw Pheebs that sucks me yet! - Phoebe

“funny and inspirational”

ilovekelly75

Vote for No, not the used wax... Because that would be crazy? Phoebe and Chandler 5) No, not the used wax... Because that would be crazy? Phoebe and Chandler

Vote for The last thing she said to me was, you get the eggs, and I'll get the bread, and we'll meet at the checkout counter. And you know what? We will meet at the checkout counter. - Phoebe 6) The last thing she said to me was, you get the eggs, and I'll get the bread, and we'll meet at the checkout counter. And you know what? We will meet at the checkout counter. - Phoebe

“It’s funny, and sad at the same time.”

ilovekelly75

Vote for The sky’s blue Ross and I had sex yesterday! - Joey 7) The sky’s blue Ross and I had sex yesterday! - Joey

Vote for A no sex pact huh? I actually have one with of those going on with every woman in America? - Ross 8) A no sex pact huh? I actually have one with of those going on with every woman in America? - Ross

Vote for Oh... my... Gawd - Janice 9) Oh... my... Gawd - Janice

“Yeah its always funny!”

iTunesJunky

“As soon as you heard "oh"....LOL!!”

Vote for Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face - Joey 10) Ah, I fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face - Joey

“surprizingly clever coming from joey”

doodie-dude25

“The one with all the poker”

DJ_critikaL

People who visited this list also visited these top ten lists:

Add this top ten list to your site. List will automatically update so you have the same list as we do.

Link to this list from your blog, Facebook profile, or MySpace page using the HTML code below.

Choices Not In The Top Ten

Vote for Joey doesn't share food - Joey 11) Joey doesn't share food - Joey

“this makes me laugh”

flowerchild4eva

Vote for I managed to survive whatever killed the 3 of you! - Chandler 12) I managed to survive whatever killed the 3 of you! - Chandler

“the one with rachels sister and they are all fighting over who gets emma.”

alexx3

Vote for Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? - Rachel 13) Isn't that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic? - Rachel

Vote for You Americans always butcher the French language. - Pheobe 14) You Americans always butcher the French language. - Pheobe

Vote for I have one question for you, were you or were you not on a gay cruise!? - Joey 15) I have one question for you, were you or were you not on a gay cruise!? - Joey

Vote for No, look, I told you that I didn't want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. - Phoebe 16) No, look, I told you that I didn't want you to try and sell it, and you just, you big fat did it anyway. - Phoebe

Vote for I'm a nice guy, just ask my parol officer....obviously I'm not a funny guy - Mike 17) I'm a nice guy, just ask my parol officer....obviously I'm not a funny guy - Mike

Vote for The cushions are the essence of the chair! - Chandler 18) The cushions are the essence of the chair! - Chandler

“The one where no-one’s ready”

Bec

Vote for You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance! -Chandler 19) You have to stop the Q-tip when there's resistance! -Chandler

“I always remember that”

Vote for Stupid guy on MY phone... - Joey 20) Stupid guy on MY phone... - Joey

“Hilarious.”

Vote for ...Ooh you like that? You should hear my phone number - Phoebe 21) ...Ooh you like that? You should hear my phone number - Phoebe

Vote for Get that legless witch out of here! - Joey 22) Get that legless witch out of here! - Joey

“the one with ross’s grant”

Vote for Oh no - Phoebe 23) Oh no - Phoebe

Vote for Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby? - Rachel 24) Remember in high school when I died and didn't give you my baby? - Rachel

Vote for I got off the plane. - Rachel 25) I got off the plane. - Rachel

“Who didn’t cry when she said this?”

Vote for Maybe later, we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress. - Monica 26) Maybe later, we can all go blow our noses on my wedding dress. - Monica

Vote for We could eat the wax! It's organic - Phoebe 27) We could eat the wax! It's organic - Phoebe

Vote for Oh great, food with hair on it. - Chandler 28) Oh great, food with hair on it. - Chandler

Vote for I know!- Monica 29) I know!- Monica

Vote for Drink your hair! - Monica 30) Drink your hair! - Monica