Top Ten Excuses For Killing People

A list of the most devastating or stupid reasons for singular or mass destruction of people. Don't agree with the list? Place your vote or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on.

Vote for God told me to go to war - Victims: Muslims. American and British soldiers. 1) God told me to go to war - Victims: Muslims. American and British soldiers.


Vote for Revenge 2) Revenge

I use this excuse all the time. Just fooling with ya.

livinglegend

Like in Kill Bill

Razor79

The Only Reason, do it every other thing is just pathetic. shame on you people

copkiller


Vote for They needed kill'en 3) They needed kill'en

I know a few people that fit here.

RdrTech

Redneck explanation, but it’s usually valid

Bec


Vote for Maybe...probably...we think they have weapons of mass distruction. 4) Maybe...probably...we think they have weapons of mass distruction.


Vote for We had sex and we don't want an unwanted child to be born Victim: Baby 5) We had sex and we don't want an unwanted child to be born Victim: Baby

we don’t want our parents know about it they will take us apart

ronluna


Vote for If his name just so happens to be George W. Bush 6) If his name just so happens to be George W. Bush

Victim: george w. bush.
;)


Vote for Talking on the cell phone too loud 7) Talking on the cell phone too loud


Vote for The Devil made me do it! Honestly he did! 8) The Devil made me do it! Honestly he did!


Vote for Self defense 9) Self defense

that is so comonly used in shows as well


Vote for They hate my beliefs 10) They hate my beliefs


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Choices Not In The Top Ten

Vote for You will burn in hell if you wear a condom. - Victims: 6000 Africans per day. 11) You will burn in hell if you wear a condom. - Victims: 6000 Africans per day.

Vote for Jealousy 12) Jealousy

Vote for I forgot I wasn't playing Halo 13) I forgot I wasn't playing Halo

Vote for They double dipped a chip 14) They double dipped a chip

LOL, Funny as,

dragon13304

Vote for He did not approve of our interest rates - Victim: Jesus. 15) He did not approve of our interest rates - Victim: Jesus.

Vote for They do not know who Jesus is. - Victims: Millions of Native Americans and Africans. 16) They do not know who Jesus is. - Victims: Millions of Native Americans and Africans.

Vote for It's their fault we are hungry - Victims: Millions of European Jews. Just after Wall Street crashed. 17) It's their fault we are hungry - Victims: Millions of European Jews. Just after Wall Street crashed.

Vote for Same sex couples are harmless. - Victims: The family genetic lines which survived all dictators and disasters only to end up where the sun dont shine. 18) Same sex couples are harmless. - Victims: The family genetic lines which survived all dictators and disasters only to end up where the sun dont shine.

Vote for Infidelity 19) Infidelity

Vote for They are very annoying, copy my movements, talk about nonsense and they make fun of me 20) They are very annoying, copy my movements, talk about nonsense and they make fun of me

Vote for They do not belong here. - Victims: All war refugees. 21) They do not belong here. - Victims: All war refugees.

Vote for We should privatize education. - Victims: British 22) We should privatize education. - Victims: British

Vote for God will put down his hand and save us from the effects of global warming. - Victims: Earth and all who live on it. 23) God will put down his hand and save us from the effects of global warming. - Victims: Earth and all who live on it.

Vote for I could not save your child because I had to go and give free drugs to a murderer on heroin. 24) I could not save your child because I had to go and give free drugs to a murderer on heroin.

Vote for The kids are driving you crazy 25) The kids are driving you crazy

Vote for They cut me off! 26) They cut me off!

Vote for They were a clown 27) They were a clown

Vote for They threw you into a room with Micheal Jackson, locked the door, played Beat It, and told Micheal that you were Bi-Curious 28) They threw you into a room with Micheal Jackson, locked the door, played Beat It, and told Micheal that you were Bi-Curious

This... this would suck

Vote for I saw him eat a baby 29) I saw him eat a baby

Vote for He is going to kill that innocent person 30) He is going to kill that innocent person