Top Mighty Boosh Characters
The most bizarre show on earth has the most bizarre list of characters. Sorry, mostly main characters as opposed to side-ones. Perhaps that can come later... Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.The Top Ten
"King of the mods" and has theextraordinary gift to speak to animals and claims to have been raised in a forest by Bryan Ferry.
Great idol, BOB FOSSIL ISNT FUNNY, The hitcher- ledgend
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because he's totally hot and totally amazing lol
The funniest character on the show by far! He's a nice modern gentleman. He's got a mangina what can be that!
Funniest by far... IM OLD GREGGGGGG!!!!! Hes the funniest but probably, no no, THE weirdest on the show. Beastly show!
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THATS OLD GREGGS VAH-GINA! IVE GOTTA MANGINA!
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More comments about Old Gregg“An aspiring musician/poet/novelist with frequent delusions of grandeur. He works at the Zooniverse as a zookeeper
“"He has hair like brown smoke and small eyes like a crab...and he is an absolute genius. Howard Moon rocks. Nuff said."
“If death comes a knocking, i invite him in, hello, i say, would you like a cup of tea!
More comments about Howard MoonI've had a liquid breakfast, champagne on my golden grahams!
My navigational skills are second to none!
Can't walk, but has a papoose...and wheel you can attatch to his chin, a bit like a skate
More comments about Tony HarrisonA Cockney man-witch with green skin and a top hat. He has a giant Polo for an eye and is pure evil. He is proprietor of the Zoo for Animal Offenders
"You wont see penny one from me you slag! ". He's the hitcher, let him put you in the picture.
elements of the past and elements of the future, combining to make something not quite as good as either.
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More comments about The Hitcher“"An alabaster retard", The Moon always appears to be simplemindledly cheerful. He does not hang round with ball bags
“Surely the Moon should be here - "One time, a man looked at me through a tube, and he made me big in the tube" (can't remember the proper quote but you know the one)
“I had a moon once, it was full and shiny and urgh... I lost it (smile)
More comments about The Moon“Psychic shaman who works at the zoo. He is wise, wordly and helpful whilst at the same time having the demanour of a stoned teenager
“I'm gonna have to turn my back on you
“nabo is sexy and the best character! I love him
More comments about Naboo The Enigma+2chief zoo keeper though he knows nothing about animals. Had a traumatic childhood which involved his mother hiding in a bunker at breakfast while throwing eggs at him
+1note to self : i hate whites
+1howard i wont tell you again m'bitch
More comments about Bob Fossil+2"And your perfect are you? "
"I'm pretty good"
"You know nothing of the crunch, you've never even been to the crunch!"
"It's crunch-time!"
+1A wise old ape with a secret ambition of touring Eurpoe as a drummer. He is Naboo's familiar.
"So I cut his head off"
"So I cut his feet off"
"I got a bad feeling about this"
"Beans or coleslaw? "
look at bollo.. the lines and wisdom in his face.. from his years in the jungle.. the circus... that chat show he hosted
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I love the way he is the worst/evilist person there but Saboo never seems to notice that he is a erotic adventurer of the most deranged kind
“I'm gonna put you in a dress and hurt you!
oh nothing, just making funny noises
“"I'm gonna make you wear a dress, and hurt ya! "
“"Hello, am the crack fox!"
More comments about Crack Fox“Owner of The Zooniverse. He claims to be a man of action, using his magnificent moustache to get him out of trouble
“Then the wolf came at me... luckily I had a pistol hidden in my mustache and shot the hound
“A real-life action man. With loads of action stories!
“Limbo bimbo? One of these mirrors does lead to limbo but only one, you must choose wisely, for there are over 17 mirrors in the mirror world...
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“"your failing to take into account... my mirror balls!"
“High Priest of the Order of Psychedelic Monks and member of The Bongo Brothers along with his partner, Spider
“Im also known as...clillit BANG
“Ill be in you, like a warm kitten
“"oh damn it, my hats on fire! Why didn't you tell me fool!" "i'm gonna have to buy a new hat"
“Every time you pick up an instrument, I'll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove!
“I love naan bread
im going to a fancy dress party as him yay :D
“Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef, i milk it from my teat, but i try to be discreet.. ohhhhh cheese! ohhhhh cheese!
he's a cheesey geezer.
“He knows nothing of the crunch
“im a drummer you know, i like to drum, and drink tequila and make love then i fall over in the dirt. and when i wake up the next day i do it all again!
“"driving along on the plastic dream,
heart beats fast like a tiny machine,
i am elect boy...
i am electro girl"
“Ultra and Neon, played bt Sue Denim and Dee Plume, band members in Robots in Disguise. Dee is Noel's girlfriend, and Chris Corner, of IAMX, (stars on the front of the magazine Cheekbone, in series 2, Call of The Yeti) is Sue's boyfriend.
“Head of Reptiles at the zooniverse and Howardn's love interest. She likes trumpets and bookmarks
“you can't hang a python! Course you can he's all neck!
“Has the abilty to hypnotize people making them dance.
he's made from a million pieces of old bubble gum
He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets and spanners.
“Mirror balls! Look at them shine! Look at them shine! Look at them shining!
“Looked after young Vince while Brian Ferry was on tour. Fed Vince soft tasty meat from a Gazzelle he had zapped with a laser, then had a little sleepy. good times.
“The seedy old bushman who wants a piece of Vince
“"Prepare to die, PIGDOGS"
“Betamax is a feared obsolete format who takes rule of a small run-down desert village in the episode 'The Priest and the Beast'. It was believed his anger originated from his becoming obsolete to VHS, until he reveals his rage is in reality because Spider Dijon made love to his wife. He vents his fury by killing any men he finds in the village.
“A phantom of the arctic, with spikey hair and hands and riduculously moderific red boots. He is the "icey b*****d"!
“He's also a speedboat salesman who wants to go out with Vince for drinks sometime after the show.
“The man Vince thinks owns Pie Face Records but just has a face of pie.
“This little old lady is th
BIGEST DEAMON OF THEM ALL!!!
“Not you Extreme Sports Calander!
“cnt remember his name ..howard's heroe....sings the funnie song!
“The girl that covers herself in peanut butter, drinks her own urine and almost falls in love with Rudi Van Disarzio
“Digging up bones with a plastic spade! I am Archeoligic Boy!
“Digging up bones with a plastic spade, finding ruins from another age! I'm archeology boy, I'm archeology girl!
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