Top Mighty Boosh Characters

The most bizarre show on earth has the most bizarre list of characters. Sorry, mostly main characters as opposed to side-ones. Perhaps that can come later... Don't agree with the list? Place your vote or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on.

Vote for Vince Noir 1) Vince Noir

"King of the mods" and has theextraordinary gift to speak to animals and claims to have been raised in a forest by Bryan Ferry.

because he’s totally hot and totally amazing lol

I don’t have anything inside, i’m like a beach ball!


Vote for Old Gregg 2) Old Gregg

easy there little fuzzy man peach

lillie88

haev you ever drinkin baileys from a shoe?

lillie88

I call this one "old gregg"

lillie88


Vote for Howard Moon 3) Howard Moon

An aspiring musician/poet/novelist with frequent delusions of grandeur. He works at the Zooniverse as a zookeeper

The unloved protagonist.

bigtanga05

howard moon a man about town
if you don’t love him then leave this site


Vote for The Hitcher 4) The Hitcher

A Cockney man-witch with green skin and a top hat. He has a giant Polo for an eye and is pure evil. He is proprietor of the Zoo for Animal Offenders

elements of the past and elements of the future, combining to make something not quite as good as either.

GlonnAtronnAdonnAdict

with his solo polo vision


Vote for Tony Harrison 5) Tony Harrison

we r gona get wasted

What is this comment? a memeber of the crunch? what? they aint called the crunch!

My navigational skills are second to none!


Vote for The Moon 6) The Moon

"An alabaster retard", The Moon always appears to be simplemindledly cheerful. He does not hang round with ball bags

Surely the Moon should be here - "One time, a man looked at me through a tube, and he made me big in the tube" (can’t remember the proper quote but you know the one)

I had a moon once, it was full and shiny and urgh... I lost it (smile)


Vote for Naboo The Enigma 7) Naboo The Enigma

Psychic shaman who works at the zoo. He is wise, wordly and helpful whilst at the same time having the demanour of a stoned teenager

nabo is sexy and the best character! I love him

I’m gonna have to turn my back on you


Vote for Bob Fossil 8) Bob Fossil

chief zoo keeper though he knows nothing about animals. Had a traumatic childhood which involved his mother hiding in a bunker at breakfast while throwing eggs at him

note to self : i hate whites

howard i wont tell you again m’bitch


Vote for Saboo 9) Saboo

"And your perfect are you? "

"I’m pretty good"

I Love his outfit

"You know nothing of the crunch, you’ve never even been to the crunch!"

"It’s crunch-time!"


Vote for Bollo 10) Bollo

A wise old ape with a secret ambition of touring Eurpoe as a drummer. He is Naboo’s familiar.

look at bollo.. the lines and wisdom in his face.. from his years in the jungle.. the circus... that chat show he hosted

I was on fire. Bangin out tune after tune.


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Vote for Dixon Bainbridge 11) Dixon Bainbridge

Owner of The Zooniverse. He claims to be a man of action, using his magnificent moustache to get him out of trouble

Then the wolf came at me... luckily I had a pistol hidden in my mustache and shot the hound

A real-life action man. With loads of action stories!

Vote for Crack Fox 12) Crack Fox

I’m gonna put you in a dress and hurt you!

oh nothing, just making funny noises

"I’m gonna make you wear a dress, and hurt ya! "

"Hello, am the crack fox!"

Vote for Mr. Susan 13) Mr. Susan

look at them shine

"your failing to take into account... my mirror balls!"

Vote for Rudi Van Disarzio 14) Rudi Van Disarzio

High Priest of the Order of Psychedelic Monks and member of The Bongo Brothers along with his partner, Spider

Im also known as...clillit BANG

Vote for Kirk 15) Kirk

Is it true you are an erotic adventurer of the most depraved kind?
Yes.

Is the best charecter.
Ever.

Vote for The Spirit Of Jazz 16) The Spirit Of Jazz

Ill be in you, like a warm kitten

"oh damn it, my hats on fire! Why didn’t you tell me fool!" "i’m gonna have to buy a new hat"

Every time you pick up an instrument, I’ll be there inside ya, wearing ya like a glove!

Vote for Nan Bread 17) Nan Bread

I love naan bread

im going to a fancy dress party as him yay :D

I love naan bread

come on! how can you forget the nan bread?! "not you, nan bread!"

Vote for Tommy 18) Tommy

Cheese is a kind of meat, a tasty yellow beef, i milk it from my teat, but i try to be discreet.. ohhhhh cheese! ohhhhh cheese!

he’s a cheesey geezer.

Vote for Milky Joe 19) Milky Joe

good old milky joe

"The man’s an arse!"

Vote for Electro Girls 20) Electro Girls

Ultra and Neon, played bt Sue Denim and Dee Plume, band members in Robots in Disguise. Dee is Noel’s girlfriend, and Chris Corner, of IAMX, (stars on the front of the magazine Cheekbone, in series 2, Call of The Yeti) is Sue’s boyfriend.

"driving along on the plastic dream,
heart beats fast like a tiny machine,
i am elect boy...
i am electro girl"

Vote for Mrs. Gideon 21) Mrs. Gideon

Head of Reptiles at the zooniverse and Howardn’s love interest. She likes trumpets and bookmarks

you can’t hang a python! Course you can he’s all neck!

Vote for sandstorm 22) sandstorm

i am sandstorm

Vote for Spider Dijon 23) Spider Dijon

im a drummer you know, i like to drum, and drink tequila and make love then i fall over in the dirt. and when i wake up the next day i do it all again!

Vote for Kodiak Jack 24) Kodiak Jack

The seedy old bushman who wants a piece of Vince

Vote for Jahooli! the lepoard. 25) Jahooli! the lepoard.

Looked after young Vince while Brian Ferry was on tour. Fed Vince soft tasty meat from a Gazzelle he had zapped with a laser, then had a little sleepy. good times.

Vote for Toney Harrison 26) Toney Harrison

He knows nothing of the crunch

Vote for The Funk 27) The Funk

Howard...Howard...

Vote for Pie Face Man 28) Pie Face Man

He’s also a speedboat salesman who wants to go out with Vince for drinks sometime after the show.

The man Vince thinks owns Pie Face Records but just has a face of pie.

Vote for Jack Cooper 29) Jack Cooper

"Get way from me, right?!"

Vote for Black Frost 30) Black Frost

A phantom of the arctic, with spikey hair and hands and riduculously moderific red boots. He is the "icey b*****d"!

Vote for Charlie 31) Charlie

Has the abilty to hypnotize people making them dance.

he’s made from a million pieces of old bubble gum

He decided to spend the rest of his life putting small hairstyles onto boots, monkey nuts, trumpets and spanners.

Vote for Mr. Susan 32) Mr. Susan

Mirror balls! Look at them shine! Look at them shine! Look at them shining!

Vote for Big Leg 33) Big Leg

Vote for Cheeseman 34) Cheeseman

cnt remember his name ..howard’s heroe....sings the funnie song!

Vote for Fire 35) Fire

Not you fire...

Vote for The Beta-Max Bandit 36) The Beta-Max Bandit

"Prepare to die, PIGDOGS"

Betamax is a feared obsolete format who takes rule of a small run-down desert village in the episode ’The Priest and the Beast’. It was believed his anger originated from his becoming obsolete to VHS, until he reveals his rage is in reality because Spider Dijon made love to his wife. He vents his fury by killing any men he finds in the village.

Vote for Extreme Sports Calander 37) Extreme Sports Calander

Not you Extreme Sports Calander!

Vote for Lester 38) Lester

Its a fold-away, howard.

Vote for Archaeology Boy 39) Archaeology Boy

Digging up bones with a plastic spade, finding ruins from another age! I’m archeology boy, I’m archeology girl!

Digging up bones with a plastic spade! I am Archeoligic Boy!

Vote for Monkey 40) Monkey

I Loves My little Vincey!

The girl that covers herself in peanut butter, drinks her own urine and almost falls in love with Rudi Van Disarzio

Vote for Nanatoo 41) Nanatoo

This little old lady is th
BIGEST DEAMON OF THEM ALL!!!

Vote for Stu 42) Stu

right boss i love you boss