The Top Ten Most Quotable Seinfeld Quotes

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The Top Ten

1
No Soup for You! - The Soup Nazi

Even if you don't watch Seinfeld, you have still heard of this quote.

The soup nazi rules alllll! Best quote from the show.

fireinside96

I saw this one, it was hilarious

Razor79

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2Maybe the dingo's ate your baby! - Elaine

c'mon the best quote ever omg c'mon

Nu_Metal_rocks

Dingos DO EAT "baybees"!

beckihrh

my friend says this all the time lol

mike2fristick

3Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza

Works great in public when angry.

suhlevy

4Yada, Yada, Yada
5Not that there's anything wrong with that! - Jerry

oh my god the funniest thing ever

jad_fadel

6These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Kramer

but I thought it was funnier when george said it.

clerkatron

7The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli... - George
8There was shrinkage! - George

This is where I learnt that men experience this!

lmao! this was so damn funny!

Gail

9Hoochie Mama! - Frank Costanza

from the Serenity Now episode

redseagrass

10I don't wanna be a pirate! - Jerry

The Contenders

11You gotta see the baby! - Carol
12Look away, I'm hideous. - Kramer

Okay, this should be number 2 or so. I LOVE Kramer. He's awesome. So funny. This, or...
"No soup for you"
"But I don't wanna be a cowboy"
Are my faves. But my favorite of all time, one I use every day,...
"Hello, Newman. "
Or just "Newman! "

13Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious! - Kramer
14DIE DIE! - Elaine shouting to movie screen showing The English Patient
15Hello...Newman - Jerry

This is a revolution in my school. You can go to anyone, and then... Just go,
"Hello, Newman. " So funny.

16I'm Back Baby! - George
17Giddyup! - Kramer
18It's not a lie if you believe it - George
19I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it! - Kramer
20They're real and they're spectacular - Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher)
21She had man hands. - Jerry
22You wanna piece of me?! - Frank Costanza
23Can you spare a square? - Elaine
24Look to the cookie! - Jerry
25Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? - George
26He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can't look away! - Art lover, looking at picture of Kramer
27It's MOOPS! - George
28Pig man! It's a pig man! Pig man! - Kramer

'not exact quote but still hilarious'

29She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking. -Kramer
30Sweet Fancy Moses - George
31But the question is, are you still master of your domain? - Jerry
32Stella!!! - Elaine
33Ugh, I hate people. Yeah, they're the worst. - Elaine and Jerry

Conversation between Elaine and Jerry.

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34I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!!! - George
35It shrinks? I don't know how you guys go around with those things. - Elaine
36I'm out. - Kramer

After lasting about one screen minute during the "Domain" episode. Like any line it was all in the timing and the body work (so to speak).

37Hole in one - Kramer
38So long, suckers! - Jerry
39Its Festivus! - George
40You mean, the panties your mother laid out for you? - Jerry
41She just took credit for my salad. - George
42Newman... - Jerry
43Now it's time for the Airing of the Grievances - Frank
44A George divided against itself, cannot stand! - George
45Jerry! - George
46Yo Yo Ma - Kramer
47I'm a day person - Elaine
48That is one magic loogie. - Jerry
49Am I crazy? Or am I just so sane I blew your mind? - Kramer
50You see, we are collectors. When we see objects of great beauty, we must have them. - George
51Cable boy. Cable boy. What have you done to my little cable boy? - Kramer
52Oh yeah, routine surgery.. now he's sittin' around in a chair by a window going, "My name is Bob" - Kramer
53My boys can swim! - George

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