The Top Ten Most Quotable Seinfeld Quotes

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Vote for Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza 1) Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza


Vote for Yada, Yada, Yada 2) Yada, Yada, Yada

Need I say more?


Vote for No Soup for You! - The Soup Nazi 3) No Soup for You! - The Soup Nazi

Even if you don’t watch Seinfeld, you have still heard of this quote.

Best episode of seinfeld ever!

thedeadman16


Vote for Maybe the dingo’s ate your baby! - Elaine 4) Maybe the dingo’s ate your baby! - Elaine

Dingos DO EAT "baybees"!

beckihrh

That’s priceless

Oreanta

my friend says this all the time lol

mike2fristick


Vote for Hoochie Mama! - Frank Costanza 5) Hoochie Mama! - Frank Costanza

from the Serenity Now episode

redseagrass


Vote for I don’t wanna be a pirate! - Jerry 6) I don’t wanna be a pirate! - Jerry


Vote for Not that there’s anything wrong with that! - Jerry 7) Not that there’s anything wrong with that! - Jerry

Heard everywhere hilarious

MetallicaRocks


Vote for The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli... - George 8) The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli... - George


Vote for These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Kramer 9) These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Kramer

but I thought it was funnier when george said it.

clerkatron


Vote for There was shrinkage! - George 10) There was shrinkage! - George

This is where I learnt that men experience this!


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Choices Not In The Top Ten

Vote for DIE DIE! - Elaine shouting to movie screen showing The English Patient 11) DIE DIE! - Elaine shouting to movie screen showing The English Patient

Vote for You gotta see the baby! - Carol 12) You gotta see the baby! - Carol

Vote for Look away, I’m hideous. - Kramer 13) Look away, I’m hideous. - Kramer

Vote for Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious! - Kramer 14) Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious! - Kramer

like it best

jwileson

Vote for Giddyup! - Kramer 15) Giddyup! - Kramer

Vote for Look to the cookie! - Jerry 16) Look to the cookie! - Jerry

Vote for She had man hands. - Jerry 17) She had man hands. - Jerry

Vote for You wanna piece of me?! - Frank Costanza 18) You wanna piece of me?! - Frank Costanza

Vote for Pig man! It’s a pig man! Pig man! - Kramer 19) Pig man! It’s a pig man! Pig man! - Kramer

’not exact quote but still hilarious’

Vote for He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can’t look away! - Art lover, looking at picture of Kramer 20) He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can’t look away! - Art lover, looking at picture of Kramer

Vote for They’re real and they’re spectacular - Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher) 21) They’re real and they’re spectacular - Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher)

Vote for Can you spare a square? - Elaine 22) Can you spare a square? - Elaine

Vote for I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it! - Kramer 23) I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it! - Kramer

Vote for Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? - George 24) Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? - George

Vote for Sweet Fancy Moses - George 25) Sweet Fancy Moses - George

Vote for I'm Back Baby! - George 26) I'm Back Baby! - George

THE BEST EVER PROBABLY

Vote for It's not a lie if you believe it - George 27) It's not a lie if you believe it - George

Vote for Hole in one - Kramer 28) Hole in one - Kramer

Absouletly hilarious.

Baltimore1993

Vote for She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking. -Kramer 29) She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking. -Kramer

Vote for But the question is, are you still master of your domain? - Jerry 30) But the question is, are you still master of your domain? - Jerry

Vote for It's MOOPS! - George 31) It's MOOPS! - George

Vote for She just took credit for my salad. - George 32) She just took credit for my salad. - George

Vote for So long, suckers! - Jerry 33) So long, suckers! - Jerry