The Top Ten Most Quotable Seinfeld Quotes

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Vote for Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza 1) Serenity Now! - Frank Costanza


Vote for No Soup for You! - The Soup Nazi 2) No Soup for You! - The Soup Nazi

Even if you don’t watch Seinfeld, you have still heard of this quote.

I saw this one, it was hilarious

Razor79

Very versatile line from a brilliant episode. You can use it in multiple situations.

howie115


Vote for Maybe the dingo’s ate your baby! - Elaine 3) Maybe the dingo’s ate your baby! - Elaine

c’mon the best quote ever omg c’mon

Nu_Metal_rocks

Dingos DO EAT "baybees"!

beckihrh

That’s priceless

Oreanta


Vote for Yada, Yada, Yada 4) Yada, Yada, Yada

Need I say more?


Vote for Not that there’s anything wrong with that! - Jerry 5) Not that there’s anything wrong with that! - Jerry

oh my god the funniest thing ever

jad_fadel

Heard everywhere hilarious

MetallicaRocks


Vote for These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Kramer 6) These pretzels are making me thirsty. - Kramer

but I thought it was funnier when george said it.

clerkatron


Vote for Hoochie Mama! - Frank Costanza 7) Hoochie Mama! - Frank Costanza

YEAH HOOCHIE MAMA!

oriely24

from the Serenity Now episode

redseagrass


Vote for The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli... - George 8) The sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli... - George

Haha

waterboy51


Vote for I don’t wanna be a pirate! - Jerry 9) I don’t wanna be a pirate! - Jerry


Vote for There was shrinkage! - George 10) There was shrinkage! - George

This is where I learnt that men experience this!


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Choices Not In The Top Ten

Vote for You gotta see the baby! - Carol 11) You gotta see the baby! - Carol

Vote for Look away, I’m hideous. - Kramer 12) Look away, I’m hideous. - Kramer

Vote for DIE DIE! - Elaine shouting to movie screen showing The English Patient 13) DIE DIE! - Elaine shouting to movie screen showing The English Patient

Vote for Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious! - Kramer 14) Who's gonna turn down a Junior Mint? It's chocolate, it's peppermint...it's delicious! - Kramer

like it best

jwileson

Vote for Giddyup! - Kramer 15) Giddyup! - Kramer

Vote for Hello...Newman - Jerry 16) Hello...Newman - Jerry

Classic

thebigdiesel

Vote for She had man hands. - Jerry 17) She had man hands. - Jerry

Vote for Look to the cookie! - Jerry 18) Look to the cookie! - Jerry

Vote for You wanna piece of me?! - Frank Costanza 19) You wanna piece of me?! - Frank Costanza

Vote for I'm Back Baby! - George 20) I'm Back Baby! - George

THE BEST EVER PROBABLY

Vote for I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it! - Kramer 21) I'm out there Jerry, and I'm LOVIN' every minute of it! - Kramer

Vote for It's not a lie if you believe it - George 22) It's not a lie if you believe it - George

Vote for He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can’t look away! - Art lover, looking at picture of Kramer 23) He is a loathsome offensive brute, yet I can’t look away! - Art lover, looking at picture of Kramer

Vote for Pig man! It’s a pig man! Pig man! - Kramer 24) Pig man! It’s a pig man! Pig man! - Kramer

’not exact quote but still hilarious’

Vote for Can you spare a square? - Elaine 25) Can you spare a square? - Elaine

Vote for They’re real and they’re spectacular - Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher) 26) They’re real and they’re spectacular - Jerry's girlfriend (played by Teri Hatcher)

Vote for She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking. -Kramer 27) She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being ... except for the walking. -Kramer

Vote for Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? - George 28) Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? - George

Vote for It's MOOPS! - George 29) It's MOOPS! - George

Vote for Sweet Fancy Moses - George 30) Sweet Fancy Moses - George

Vote for But the question is, are you still master of your domain? - Jerry 31) But the question is, are you still master of your domain? - Jerry

Vote for It shrinks? I don't know how you guys go around with those things. - Elaine 32) It shrinks? I don't know how you guys go around with those things. - Elaine

Vote for Its Festivus! - George 33) Its Festivus! - George

Vote for Hole in one - Kramer 34) Hole in one - Kramer

Absouletly hilarious.

Baltimore1993

Vote for I was in the pool!  I WAS IN THE POOL!!! - George 35) I was in the pool! I WAS IN THE POOL!!! - George

Vote for Ugh, I hate people. Yeah, they're the worst. - Elaine and Jerry 36) Ugh, I hate people. Yeah, they're the worst. - Elaine and Jerry

Conversation between Elaine and Jerry.

Vote for She just took credit for my salad. - George 37) She just took credit for my salad. - George

Vote for So long, suckers! - Jerry 38) So long, suckers! - Jerry

Vote for Jerry! - George 39) Jerry! - George

Vote for Stella!!! - Elaine 40) Stella!!! - Elaine

Vote for Yo Yo Ma - Kramer 41) Yo Yo Ma - Kramer

Vote for Newman... - Jerry 42) Newman... - Jerry