The Top Ten Family Guy Quotes
The best one liners from the most irreverant show on network television. Only because it is animated do the writers get away with all the stuff they do. Don't agree with the list? Place your vote or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on.
1)
"You'd better watch who you're calling a child, Lois. Because if I'm a child, you know what that makes you? A Pedophile. And I'll be damned if I'm gonna be lectured by a pervert." - Peter Griffin
“ahah yea this is one of my favorites beside "giggedy giggedy" heheh”
2)
"So, is there any tread left on the tires? Or at this point would it be like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?" - Stewie Griffin (to one of the prostitutes at Cleveland's house)
3)
"Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah... Lois, this is not my Batman glass." - Peter Griffin
“By Far the 2nd best qoute in family guy history”
4)
"I've got an idea--an idea so smart that my head would explode if I even began to know what I'm talking about." - Peter Griffin
5)
"Mum mum mum mum mummy mummy mummy mummy Lois........ Hi"- Stewie
6)
"Hey, mother, I come bearing a gift. I'll give you a hint. It's in my diaper and it's not a toaster." - Stewie Griffin
7)
"Hello, 911? It’s Quagmire. Yeah, it’s caught in the window this time." - Glen Quagmire
8)
"Ha ha ha, oh my God! I almost didn't do it, I almost didn't do it! I thought, is this in bad taste? But you know what, I went for it. I went for it and I'm so glad I did! Ooooh, worth it, totally worth it." - Stewie Griffin (after tripping Pete
“This is by far my favorite moment of family guy”
9)
"Because you touch yourself at night" - Museum tour guide to a child Peter Griffin after asking why the dinosaurs died
“giggedy giggedy”
“This one cracks me up every time!”
10)
"I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything." - Brian
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