The Biggest Fashion Faux Pas
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1)
Sagging
“News Flash! No one wants to see your butt, or watch you waddle around like some absurd penguin. The only good thing about it is that the cops have a better chance at catching you when you attempt to run.”
2)
Tight pants and sagging butts on guys
“What is with this new DISGUSTING fad? I dont want to see the smallest pants you can squeeze your skinny legs into, and on top of that, We dont want to see your butt either, keep the girl pants on the girl racks, guys.”
3)
Big Ball Caps worn crooked on the head
“WEAR HATS HOW THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE WORN! IT looks Stupid!”
4)
Un-tied Skater Shoes
“Especially With those tight pants boys, (and girls) It makes you look like a PEZ dispenser, not a good look.”
“OMG! lol. i agree with the PEZ despenser comment! lol. too true :P”
5)
Fanny Packs
“There is nothing important enough that you should be carrying around that merits carring it around in a fanny pack.”
“eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, that’s sick who would ever think to wear one of those!”
6)
Mullets
“Face it, it’s over!”
“LOL I don’t think this Redneck trend is ever gonna die!”
“I totally agree. I can’t believe that men in my state still wear them. I thought it was a joke when we first moved here.”
7)
Clothes that are Too Small
“Looking like a stuffed sausage is never a good thing. No one wants to see a muffin top.”
“its just so, SO WRONG!”
8)
Bling
“Do I really need to explain why?”
“It makes you look tacky! Not to mention the shine makes me go blind for at least 6 hours at a time!”
9)
Wife Beaters and Prison Tats
“Its Just gross”
10)
Skanky Clothing
“Just not cool anymore. Blame the women who wore it, and shouldnt have. Modesty is in now, show a little class.”
“Yuck! That was never cool.”
“Sometimes its fun to be a skank, but you’ve still got to leave a little to the imagination so we’ll go with the new club look of a modest skank.
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Choices Not In The Top Ten...
11) Shoulder Pads
“Designing Women? If not, don’t wear ’em.”
12) Muscle Shirts
“If you are really ripped enough, it will show anyways.”
13) Skirts and skater shoes
“Look, you don’t have to wear heels, but for heaven’s sake show a least an iota of class.”
14) Goth Clothing/makeup
“You are not dracula, and it is not cool, it wasn’t ten years ago, and it isn’t now.”
“Those damb conformists!”
15) White after labor day
“What kind of monster would do such a thing?”
16) Black with Brown
“Some colours are not meant to be worn together!”
17) Mesh shirts
“Men, no one wants to see your nipples.”
18) Track Suits On Fat People
“Don’t dress for the gym if you haven’t even SEEN a gym in years”
19) Belly Shirts
“sorry all you piercers, but bely buttons on anyone older than 3 should not be seen, it doesn’t matter if you are in good shape- it’s skanky.”
20) Anything 80’s
“Its over, welcome to the present day, nothing in the 80’s is still cool, stop trying to revive it.”
“Hey! those leg warmer things are totally hot!”
21) Overalls
“They belong on the farm, keep them there.”
22) Knee Highs
“Do not wear knee highs with a split in the back of your dress.”
23) Casual clothing for a business meeting
“Anyone can be casual. It takes real effort to look good, and evidence of real effort is impressive in business. Use every advantage.”
24) Uber low-cut tops
“Girls, do you have hair on your chests? No? then that top is too low cut”
25) VPL’s (Visible Panty Lines)
“granny panties? I think not!”
26) Wearing no belt when tucking shirt into pants with belt loops
“One should always wear a belt with Pants or Jeans if you are tucking your shirt in (if belt loops are available). This act of "tucking your shirt in but wearing no belt where there are loops" is referred to as the fashion "Cardinal Sin". It is a very popular faux paux in the South.”
27) Permed, crunchy hair.
“If you aren’t an 80 year old woman, you shouldn’t be getting a perm anymore.”
28) Tie Dye
“It is so over.”
29) Older Than Middle-Aged Men That Are Dressed Like a Metrosexual 20 Year Old
“Yeah, can you say, freaky? Gross. Those are the guys in the bars, and everywhere else, that you avoid..”
30) Spandex leggings with feet elastic
“You all know what I’m talking about...in case that spandex started riding up the nifty feeties would keep it down. It was a fashion nightmare that should never, ever be re-lived”
31) Having a booger in your nose
“Gross”
“Yeah, always check your nose before you go out in public. Get out of your car, leave the bathroom. If there’s a mirror there, CHECK YO’SELF!!!”
“no matter what you are wearing from the classiest of tuxedos to the simplest of tee’s, if you have a booger in your nose, no one will ever want to look at you”
32) Trailing Toilet Paper
“Please everyone, when you build a fort around the toilet seat make sure you don’t tuck the toilet paper into your clothes and then trail it behind you. It’s most embarrassing for those who have to tell you!”