Top 10 Signs You're Getting Fat

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1) If you find Fat Joe attractive

2) If a double cheese hamburger is winking at you

3) If you stand on a scale and it screams "one person at a time"

4) If your mom locks the fridge

5) If your boyfriend suddenly dumps you for no reason

6) If your boyfriend cries when you sit on his lap

7) If you're at the black board and the other students keep complaining that they can't see anything

8) If everything happened to you on this list

9) If your gym teacher advises you not to contest in jumping

10) If you feel the sudden urge to eat a chocolate covered wedding cake