Top 10 Signs You're Getting Fat

created by MissAngel

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1) If everything happened to you on this list

2) If a double cheese hamburger is winking at you

3) If you stand on a scale and it screams "one person at a time"

4) If you find Fat Joe attractive

5) If your mom locks the fridge

6) If your boyfriend cries when you sit on his lap

7) If your boyfriend suddenly dumps you for no reason

8) If you're at the black board and the other students keep complaining that they can't see anything

9) If you feel the sudden urge to eat a chocolate covered wedding cake

10) The only thing that you do is to eat