Top Ten Best Reasons For Being Fat

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1) You love food.

2) You're from America.

“america is known for having the largest population of fat people, the more u eat, your body will become fatter”

3) You want to be the world's fattest woman/man.

“guiness world records, the fattest person alive”

4) You want to keep warm.

5) You can squish people.

“omg this is the reason I weigh over 12000 pounds!”

“If they call you fat you can squish them!”

6) You can make funny "fat people" videos for Youtube

7) It's genetic

8) You get handicap privileges.

9) If you keep getting fatter, you won't get wrinkles.

10) You can press multiple keys with one finger.