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102Pimply Face Town - The town with the most volcanoes.
103Now can come what wants and the other think also so.
105Honey! Don't butter me!
108Billybob the Random Purse Snatcher
109Nathaniel Sugarbottom plays the glockenshpeil while wearing a suit made of porcupine fur
111A mayonnaise jar is eating my pickle!
112Fried Eggs Stole My Sofa
115Fuzzy Pickles In My Belly Button
117Is mayonnaise an instrument?
118The world was new but Mr. Hingleson ate a piece of cheesecake and then let it all out so now the world is flying and is made of mustard THANK YOU MISTER FOPPLEMAN
120Jack Nicholson marrying the purple monkey dishwasher
121Poop flavored ice cream
123One time I died but I got better
124Scotch tape will own the universe when that pig starts writing "my mom smells good" on the wall
125My Mom is the Terminator like Arnold Scharzenneger Ni Hao I'm Khi Lan
127Is Sparta! an instrument?
128Why have you stolen my banana-smelling paper cutter?! I need that for catching a trout at night!
129My uncle's BFF is Steve the giant chicken
130You mean to tell me they don't sell chicken liver?!
133Self elected cabbages vary unilaterally with the tempest
134Fast! Blow up the evil pencil case before it crashes my diamond sword!
135Digiabeja13 with super book facebook eating the mapache in the corner of that ancient trash can
138Purple zombie panda's with swagg
141And when I entered the tree house there was a hobo on a unicorn...
142(pees pants) am I bleeding?
145Zozo, the cuddly puffle!
147The leaping flognog flew through the chiminey, and landed on a dreary pizza and kicked the pickle.
148Tom Felton put on a hat made of a mammoth's armpit hair and frog tongues.
149You are acting like a biscuit.
150Let's go back to the future days when I used to jump on the pancake with my friend Mr. Watermelon.
151Michael Jackson and the dragons.
152Talk like Yoda, I do not.
153I saw a fire breathing dragonfly!
154Body builder that radiates rainbows with dancing monkeys shooting lazer pistols at a large mechanic squirtle
155I want my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back baby back...... I, want.. my baby back baby back baby back baby back baby ba.... No, Really. I WANT MY BABY BACK!
156Giant Hairy Tutu Wearing Gorilla Turds
157Chuck Norris ate South American unicorns because orange crayon bubbles.
158I have fourteen anuses.
159I'm, an omnomnomnavor, nyan cat is awesome and I found a cookie in the bathtub
160Creepers go boom, I need more room, to get my sisters in trouble faceroll!
161What is the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.
162Dingle Do Dingle Do I need to bubble in an angry way cause the taco is chasing my horses trunk! Happy Easter!
163teh shape of tacos turns me on -xoxoGracelubsYu
168Hot Buttered Fudge Monkeys
170You are a trapezoid with a hunger for pecan pie and used tires.
171Yellow yams on clams with Mitt Romney.
172Mitt Romney wears crocs.
173I ain't no student who ain't no study no good grammar and speling.
174I like to rewind the Thai food.
177My friend Angela has a french fry-eating imperial jackalope.
180Are you saying that rice looks like Santa's television set?
181Would you like to see me do the old groove? 'CAUSE I HAVE KNOWLEDGE OF BAKING A FISHING ROD AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!
184I don't know how to speak English.
186Grown-Up, Grown-Up Grown-Up OHHHH... Grown-Up, Grown-Up Grown-Up Ohhh ho!!!
188Vote for the person who said Khaki Snack!
194Defeat the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD case before it potatoes my pickle
195Borris the the light bulb eating bycicle
196Jimmy the cripled pine cone
198OMG! There's a hobo under your nose!
199Farty farty oh yeah that feels good
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