Most Overused Advertising Cliches
Experts say that the average person is exposed to about 3,000 advertisements every day. With that many advertisements out there, it is no surprise that advertisers have a hard time coming up with something new. It seems that many advertisers out there have completely given up on being original and are simply recycling the same old ads. This list is a collection of the cliches that advertisers keep on throwing in their ads. Don't agree with the list? Place your vote or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on.
1)
But wait! Order now and you also get
“yes, I hear that on every commercial”
“so overused you almost know there going to say it”
“aaah...the old classic.”
2)
Cool looking ads that have nothing to do with the product
“These ones are great. You watch a 60 second commercial and when it is over, you have no idea what it is that you are supposed to buy.”
3)
Any price ending with 95 or 99 cents
4)
Fake Doctors
“How about fake claims made by sellers of "natural" vitamins, etc.?
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5)
25 percent more effective!
“c’mon, how can you measure that kind of stuff? Besides, why would you advertise that the previous product was 25 percent "worse" before they fixed it?”
“I especially enjoy the ads where something totally immeasurable is now improved by some percentage. What exactly does it mean when a body spray makes you feel 30% fresher?”
6)
Children advising parents on finances, real estate, insurance etc.
“Thank you! Those commercials are not cute at all! They’re annoying, especially the smart-daughter-dumb-daddy ads!!”
7)
"As seen on TV!"
“as if that means it is a better product???”
8)
Prices too low to advertise!
“You’d think they didn’t want people pounding on their doors in a frenzy to get their product. Maybe it’s a safety issue - "we don’t want our employees trampled to death, so we won’t tell you how low our prices are!" Give me a break.”
9)
For a limited time only
“If it’s so limited, I should never have to see it again.”
“Oh yeah! This simply means: "We’re going to stop selling this in a few years". Well any product can be : "For a limited time". You can’t sell something FOREVER!”
10)
But wait! There’s more!
“This is so god damn annoying I didn’t want to see it in the first place why’d you think I wanna see more?”
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