Top Ten "Herbert The Pervert" Quotes

Best quotes from Herbert The Pervert in Family Guy. Don't agree with the list? Vote for an existing item you think should be ranked higher or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on or create your own version of this list.

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1You're really starting to piss me off you piggly son of a bitch... CALL ME!
I love this one...by far my favorite!
This is as funny as it gets.
ha ha I laugh my ass off every time I see this episode...
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2You want a popsicle? My cellar's full of popsicles!
Mhh I sure do love popsicles, in my mouth and other places and it is so good fo
Laugh out loud he funny I love that guy he always makes me laughs
Love it cause this helped me learn how to talk like him

3MMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

I think that.. I can do the pervert mmhhmm so good.. Lolx. Its like I have a herbert the pervert day on my facebook page and.. Everyone just cracks up. Its just too hilarious.

4It's me again, just lonely here, thinking bout the paperboy, wondering when he's gonna bring me some good news

I think it is by far the best quot of hurbert the pervert, its great when he says it in the episods

5Looks like the good Lord sent us a conversation starter.

My teacher has this on his phone and whenever someone texts him in school everything gets quiet and you here this quote its halarious!

6You know what day it is? It's bath day... Not for you silly, for me! Know anybody with a strong pair of hands to help me in and out of the tub? (Meg helps him) OH RATS!
So funny! I love this the first time I seen it on T.V., and think that it is so great. Herbert the Pervert all the way! Man this guy is great! I wish he was real, ha-ha. Love you Herbert
It was funny when I saw it on T.V.

7Sweet Jesus!

I almost peed in my pants when I heard this for the first time. Herbret is definitely my favorite character. I hope they continue to make episodes with lots of Herbert!

8If it gets too hot and sweaty for you out here, feel free to take your shirt off

This quote is so freaking awesome! Herbert is my favorite character! :D
He is hot! I wrote a song about him:D.

9That's a mighty fine throwing arm you got there Chris

10Come on Jesse, come on, get the ball!

my creepy rapist teachers name is Jesse. mye and my class finds this quote funny as hell!

The Contenders

11Whoever can swallow the most Tylenol PM wins

"Okay children, lets settle this as sexy teenagers.. Whoever swallows the most Tylemol PM WINS! "

As soon as I heard this, I was ROTF

12Alright everyone but Chris keep your pants on and let's figure this out.
And yet, still, nobody in the griffin family realize Herbert's a pedophile.
I love this one it is so funny I almost like peed my pants when I heard this and my sister did pee her pqnts pants I was highly desguted when I found out she peed her pants. Herbert is my favorite character on family guy

13Bring your fat space ass back here

14And don't you mouth off to me, or I'm gonna slap you right in your penis.
That's solo funny

15Oh my, I'm being robbed and there are no police around to help me, I hope you don't find the money strapped to my thigh.

16Guess Who...

17Are you a giving tree, or a receiving tree?

that comment is so funny


18Did he say strap in or strap on

19I know what boys like, I know what guys want. I know what boys like, boys like, boys like me.

20Thinkin' about the muscly-armed paperboy.

21Get your fat ass over here

22Come on Jesse, time for your poops and pees.

23I'm one lucky sumbitch

24Chris. Take your pants off.

25Hi Kyle!
I nearly piss my pants every time he says it!

26Your tip is in my pocket... reach on in and grab it.

27Holy moly! It must be my birthday!

28If you get sweaty and want to take your shirt off, that would be just fine.

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      Updated Saturday, May 25, 2013

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