Top Ten Funniest Quotes and Sayings

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1) I'm not as think as you drunk I am. - Anonymous

2) I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. - Demetri Martin

3) I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer. - Douglas Adams

4) USA Today has come out with a new survey. Apparently three out of every four people make up 75 percent of the population. - Dave Letterman

5) I never let my schooling interfere with my education - Anonymous

6) I can resist everything except temptation - Oscar Wilde

7) For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain. - Anonymous

8) All generalizations are bad. - R.H. Grenier

9) I was asked to name all the presidents. I thought they already had names. - Demitri Martin

10) When people ask me how many people work here, I say, about a third of them - Lisa "Kennedy" Montgomery