Foods That Make You Fart

I LOVE BAKED BEANS AND I ROCK AT FARTS!
MY MOM ALWAYS SAYS I AM GONNA PUT A HOLE IN THE COUCH

Last night I was eating beans and in bed I farted so much that I had to run out of the room holding my nose and I had to spray a strong smelling deodorant it the smell ranked

Beans, beans, the magical fruit. The more you eat, the more you "toot".

Oh no I had eggs for dinner on my hamberger! I am planning on farting in my brothers room when he is in the shower it is going to stink! epic

I ate eggs for breakfest, and believe it or not I was farting so much the teacher made me leave the classroom.

I always eat eggs when I eat them the next day in school I made us move to another part of the room.

Made eggplant for the first time and I have been farting every 10 seconds for over an hour! Even the dog wont stay in the room anymore!

WOW and the Smell... I almost made my eyes water, had to roll down the window. It has been almost 24 hrs and I'm going off like a brick of firecrackers.

Hey I want to fart so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so much because when I fart it smells and I like it so tell me how to fart a lot

I AM WORKING ON ALL TYPES OF SPROUTS.

They make me fart a lot

Just found out why my girl has to sleep at her place tonight

My girlfriend just ate a burrito and is convinced the cheese is what is causing her to fart so much. Her butt is a vote for cheese as the worst fart. It is beyond description.

I had cheese omlette last night before I went to bed and I could not stop farting. Every time I sat down I farted. So funny,

Goldfish crackers set off silent but deadly stinck bombs

I ate some cooked onions and now I am farting propane non stop!

Burger King Onion rings!

I have a coworker that farts all the time after drinking mountain dew!

I drank a pint of fizzy tonic water before bed last night and didn't burp it out. About an hour ago I went to the toiled at let out one all mighty trumpm, it lasted about ten seconds.

Mountain Dew and Pepsi, Farts A lot!

Had sauerkraut tonight. Can't stop rippin it.

Not only fart, but burp and bad breath.

I don't think that makes you FART,

Hahaha! I had to laugh when I saw this list but, yes, my confession is that broccoli can keep me up all night.

When I eat chikn fried, baked, grilled, Oh my god. I fart so much that it makes me laugh which makes me fart even more. I love chicken, but it hates me. Oh well. I'll just sleep on the couch. My girlfriend doesn't need a Dutch oven!

Don't need a gas station after eating pizza, just back up to the car and fart in the gas tank!

Lay them good farts 🍕 💣 😋

I am honestly not even able to stand my own farts after beef jerky

The good thing about it though is that your farts smells the same coming out as the jerky did going in...

If I eat roast pork I am farting before Mom even clears the table. It's such great family fun.

Eat these tasty healthy fiber bars and you will blow everyone out of the water with your butt! Almost every 15 mins bubble guts will hit you! This will top the fart list! Trust me!

I noticed that I farted much less when I stopped eating pickles

I can't stop farting

Love it eat it a lot, but man-it just makes me do those silent farts that are hot & reek! I mean, it's beyond offensive & it's not even the kind you can hold in. I feel bad for people sitting behind me on the train.

Why do my farts smell so bad? Oh yeah, two bowls of beef stew last night!

Am I the only one who believes they are king when it comes to flatulence?

I fart at least 2 times if I eat yogurt

The worst farts as far as I am concerned. Thank goodness I don't mind the stink of my own farts. In fact, I kind of like it.

Uh ohh christmas time is lethal

Run for it! The stench it is definitely unbearable