The Dumbest Comment Ever Made

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Vote for I know you are, but what am I? 1) I know you are, but what am I?

So annoying!

afeldman21

This doesn’t even make sense. If anyone said it to me I would kick their @$$

Razor79

oh my gosh I thought my sister invented this she used to say I aalll the time! really annoying.

celebfan3000


Vote for If you think that you're important to us, prove it! 2) If you think that you're important to us, prove it!

nobody is important and nobody is not important, all the same and unique

ronluna

very repetitive, hypocrite sayings of elitists

ronluna

Are those people your "friends"? They annoy you, betray you, attack you in the back, get some other "pretending to be good but actually bad companions" to beat you up in shame. They can’t be trusted at all. Those dumb liars don’t even feel what you feel. At least I’m saying the truth here, not them.

ronluna


Vote for "So is it chicken or tuna?" - Jessica Simpson 3) "So is it chicken or tuna?" - Jessica Simpson

Ding dong alert!

beckihrh

WHAT A RETARD

JESSIEMEN


Vote for Oh wow!  Is that a potato tree? 4) Oh wow! Is that a potato tree?

LMFAO
that is sooooooo funny

cakemaster

Idiots


Vote for Fall Out Boy rocks! 5) Fall Out Boy rocks!

they don’t know what rock is

bacara50

They suck. The really, really suck


Vote for Yo momma! 6) Yo momma!

This is the dumbest thing you can ever say

docghost

I’m so guilty of this... your mum!

lostgirl19


Vote for Music is Getting Better 7) Music is Getting Better

NO! NO IT IS NOT! MUSIC IS BECOMING GENERIC, TALENTLESS, IRRITATING, AND BORING. JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT DISTORTION ON THAT ERIC CLAPTON SIGNATURE GUITAR, IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU ANY BETTER!!!!!

QuarantineGames

How can anybody say this and still keep a straight face? I tried one day to listen to the music my daughter listens to, and OMG, it was crap. Not even good crap, the kind that you smell in NYC on a hot summer day.

RdrTech


Vote for I could care less... 8) I could care less...

lol i say that sometimes not thinking


Vote for "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George Bush 9) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George Bush


Vote for Are you cutting your hair shorter? 10) Are you cutting your hair shorter?

lol haha i luv it

No you dumbass I’m adding a few inches


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Vote for Who do you think you are? 11) Who do you think you are?

I’m Neji-chan! ^_-

Nejixchan

another jealous and envious person say this

ronluna

Well I think I might be me, but I’m not entirely sure...

Bec

Vote for "If it weren’t for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college" 12) "If it weren’t for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college"

This is a quote from a bit by Lewis Black. Can anyone top that comment??

Boniol

Vote for Jonas Brothers owns 13) Jonas Brothers owns

Vote for I love you, goodbye 14) I love you, goodbye

Vote for Why is the toilet seat up again? 15) Why is the toilet seat up again?

Damnit, work the toilet seat like a grownup. You can handle it, I promise.

WTF ladies would it kill ya to look befor ya sit!

PlayboyX429

Vote for Hey Paul what's your name? 16) Hey Paul what's your name?

sh*t, I don’t know, can someone help me out here?

cameron331

Hmmmmm let’s think

anonymous

Vote for What does a clown do? 17) What does a clown do?

This question was asked during a local parade on tv by parade commentatator.

westsider29

Vote for "Do you have braces?" "Yeah." "Yeah I noticed" 18) "Do you have braces?" "Yeah." "Yeah I noticed"

I don’t know who said it, but it is pretty dumb

jwileson

Vote for If you love it so much why don't you marry it? 19) If you love it so much why don't you marry it?

What?

TheGreatest

Vote for Don’t worry, it’s not loaded. 20) Don’t worry, it’s not loaded.

The last words of way too many drunken fools.

Same thing happed to a friend of mine with a airsoft gun. right in the eye

biscuits

Dont worry man my dad never leaves ammo in it while he’s not using it *BOOM!* Oh no i killed my best friend!!!

Vote for I am sick and tired of this s**t 21) I am sick and tired of this s**t

Vote for True Dat 22) True Dat

Vote for Because I said so 23) Because I said so

very dumb to think that you are the greatest

Vote for Where abouts in the world is Islam? 24) Where abouts in the world is Islam?

Yes thats what my friend asked me

Vote for You're the worst 25) You're the worst

Vote for What a loser! 26) What a loser!

Vote for He/she is so bad, don't talk and meet him/her 27) He/she is so bad, don't talk and meet him/her

what about this annoying gossips, you talk to phone and spread annoying rumors about a certain person. you have nothing to do in his life but annoyance

Vote for Shame on you 28) Shame on you

Vote for That was so funny I forgot to laugh 29) That was so funny I forgot to laugh

Especially after they chuckle or smile

Vote for Did the earth move for you? 30) Did the earth move for you?

wtf?

Vote for **** all of you! 31) **** all of you!

I seen this annoying comment many times in video sites like youtube written by trolls

Vote for I'm the most beatiful in the world 32) I'm the most beatiful in the world

Vote for I don't care 33) I don't care

Vote for My family won't accept you 34) My family won't accept you

Vote for Loser 35) Loser

Vote for Shut up 36) Shut up

Vote for You're dumb 37) You're dumb

Vote for Home is important, it's important to have a home. ----- G. Bush 38) Home is important, it's important to have a home. ----- G. Bush

Vote for I Hate Chuck Norris 39) I Hate Chuck Norris

BIG MISTAKE

Vote for Invest in Microsoft! 40) Invest in Microsoft!

Vote for How do you know? 41) How do you know?

Just shutup and don’t argue with me.

Vote for Jesus loves you 42) Jesus loves you