The Dumbest Comment Ever Made

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Vote for I know you are, but what am I? 1) I know you are, but what am I?

OMG, this is so annoying, if it’s a guy that says this to me I kick them in the shins and punch them in the arm!

totallyheather

this pisses me off so much

rockman

whenever someone says this i feel like punching them in the face

rockman


Vote for "So is it chicken or tuna?" - Jessica Simpson 2) "So is it chicken or tuna?" - Jessica Simpson

Ding dong alert!

beckihrh

WHAT A RETARD

JESSIEMEN


Vote for Oh wow!  Is that a potato tree? 3) Oh wow! Is that a potato tree?

LMFAO
that is sooooooo funny

cakemaster

Idiots


Vote for Music is Getting Better 4) Music is Getting Better

NO! NO IT IS NOT! MUSIC IS BECOMING GENERIC, TALENTLESS, IRRITATING, AND BORING. JUST BECAUSE YOU PUT DISTORTION ON THAT ERIC CLAPTON SIGNATURE GUITAR, IT DOESN’T MAKE YOU ANY BETTER!!!!!

QuarantineGames

How can anybody say this and still keep a straight face? I tried one day to listen to the music my daughter listens to, and OMG, it was crap. Not even good crap, the kind that you smell in NYC on a hot summer day.

RdrTech


Vote for Yo momma! 5) Yo momma!

I hate this! Why do people say it every 2 seconds?!

Bec


Vote for Fall Out Boy rocks! 6) Fall Out Boy rocks!

they don’t know what rock is

bacara50

They suck. The really, really suck


Vote for "If it weren’t for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college" 7) "If it weren’t for my horse, I never would have spent that year in college"

This is a quote from a bit by Lewis Black. Can anyone top that comment??

Boniol


Vote for I could care less... 8) I could care less...

lol i say that sometimes not thinking


Vote for Are you cutting your hair shorter? 9) Are you cutting your hair shorter?

lol haha i luv it

No you dumbass I’m adding a few inches


Vote for Who do you think you are? 10) Who do you think you are?

Well I think I might be me, but I’m not entirely sure...

Bec


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Vote for Why is the toilet seat up again? 11) Why is the toilet seat up again?

Damnit, work the toilet seat like a grownup. You can handle it, I promise.

WTF ladies would it kill ya to look befor ya sit!

PlayboyX429

Vote for I love you, goodbye 12) I love you, goodbye

Vote for "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George Bush 13) "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." - George Bush

Vote for What does a clown do? 14) What does a clown do?

This question was asked during a local parade on tv by parade commentatator.

westsider29

Vote for Don’t worry, it’s not loaded. 15) Don’t worry, it’s not loaded.

The last words of way too many drunken fools.

Same thing happed to a friend of mine with a airsoft gun. right in the eye

biscuits

Dont worry man my dad never leaves ammo in it while he’s not using it *BOOM!* Oh no i killed my best friend!!!

Vote for I am sick and tired of this s**t 16) I am sick and tired of this s**t

Vote for "Do you have braces?" "Yeah." "Yeah I noticed" 17) "Do you have braces?" "Yeah." "Yeah I noticed"

Vote for If you love it so much why don't you marry it? 18) If you love it so much why don't you marry it?

What?

TheGreatest

Vote for Hey Paul what's your name? 19) Hey Paul what's your name?

Hmmmmm let’s think

anonymous

Vote for Where abouts in the world is Islam? 20) Where abouts in the world is Islam?

Yes thats what my friend asked me

Vote for True Dat 21) True Dat