Most Douchebag Names

My dad says every Michael he ever met was a psychopath. I had a friend named Michael. Now I hate him because we were best friends, then he just turned on me. I cursed at him in Spanish. I really hate him now... He's with some girly-girl now. Who, personally is really annoying. He completely ignores me now, and I hate him.
Yet, I still like the name.

Drillbit Taylor, lol, that reminds me of a memory in 2008 in augest were my buds moved in manitoba.. good time good times... but now it's all memorys because they moved back... damn damn DAMN!

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Its like the movie with the little boy that has the name Richie Rich or Richard Rich. Very Douchebaggy

My name's Kyle... But I agree, for most people.

Every guy named Kyle I have ever met (in 34 years across 4 western states) has been a douchebag, including my own brother. I think a persons name has some bearing on their overall personality growing up. So please.. When naming your children, think back and ask yourself, did I know someone with that name, and where they a douchebag, if there was even one yes to that question, pick a different name

Kyles are all douchebags

Duncan is a name of a douche bag that takes the definition to a new level of understanding. Most are found in Wyoming or bordering states, they also like to wear poor quality cardigans and act hip. They believe they party the hardest, but usually are the first to bail... Douche bag!

Chaz is that douche that invites you to his kegger that gets busted by his mom

You know this name is douchy. Look at those with it.

Schmittys are always the type of guy you end up wrestling with in a bar fight by the end of the night. They just suck. Either that or they are a Schmidt in your financial accounting class known as the finance-douchebag.

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