Cheesiest Pick Up Lines
What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here. Don't agree with the list? Place your vote or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on.
1)
You’re like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.
“that is so cheesy.”
“hahahahahahaha!!!!”
“this is amazing! you rock
”
2)
Your name must be Campbells ’cus you’re mmm mmm good
“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Thats so gay!”
“its obviously so retarded!!!!!”
“haha some girl actually used this one on me, i laughed so hard”
3)
Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.
“haha it’s pretty good”
“lol my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I’m all like EWWWW and started laughing and so ya...”
“DIS ONE IS GOOD I LIKE IT”
4)
Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.
“LMFAO!! if anyone ever said that to me id die of laughter”
“Then What you say is "No thank you, I don’t like short stories"”
5)
You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs
“i guy said that to me once.......i smacked him.ha
”
6)
I Lost my number, can I have yours?
“I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!!”
7)
Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin’ out my package.
“that is good”
“This is great I did at school and she said yes”
8)
Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!
“The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.”
“My friend came up with this one, gotta give him props.”
9)
Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you
“aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet”
“I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line.. :)”
“I just can’t stress how LAME this is!”
10)
Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see?
“Lol...”
Choices Not In The Top Ten...
11) Do you have a map? Because I’m lost in your eyes
“i had a guy say this to me once!!”
“hahaha omg i love it”
12) I just ate some skittles, do you want to taste the rainbow?
“It’ plain hilarious”
13) If i said you had a nice body . . . would you hold it agaist me?
“ROFLMFAO”
14) Are those space pants you’re wearing. because your ass is out of this world
“This one is pretty cute.”
“WORKS EVERY TIME!!!
”
15) I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
“this one actually worked for me once.”
“hmmmm
dis one is nice”
“thats cute in a creepy way”
16) You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all night
“I love this one! haha”
17) Have you got a library card, because I want to check you out?
18) Have I died and gone to heaven or are you a low-flying angel?
“Haha loser!”
“ROFLMFAO!”
19) Are you Madonna, cause you like a virgin?
“*waves wtf flag WILDLY!!!!”
20) If I could rearange the alphabet I’d put U and I together...
“it is just so amazing!
wo!”
21) That dress would look stunning... in a pile on my floor in the morning...
22) Your right leg is Ohio and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River.
“kid you not a guy said this to me today.”
23) Do you like Pina colada, and getting caught in the rain...
“LOL!”
24) Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here
25) If I were a biscuit, I’d sop you up!
“haha, wtf. hahah wow”
“that is so gross!!!! haha”
26) If you were a laser you’d be set on stunning.
27) Are you from Jamaica cause ja makin me crazy
28) You walk over and hold out your hand "will you hold this while I take a walk?"
29) If I followed you home, would you keep me?
30) Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.
31) Have we met before, ’cause you look familiar?
32) I wish I was your derivitive so I could lie tangent to your curves
“good for math class”
33) You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.