Cheesiest Pick Up Lines

What is the stupidest, corniest, cheesiest thing a guy (or girl) could possibly say to get the ball rolling. Add your cheesy pick up lines here. Don't agree with the list? Place your vote or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on.

Vote for You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life. 1) You're like a dictionary ... you add meaning to my life.

“sounds like a nerd talking to his computer”

Razor79

“that is so cheesy.”

ziggy22

“hahahahahahaha!!!!”

Jeheffiner

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Vote for Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants. 2) Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can definitely see myself in your pants.

“So bad!”

afeldman21

“haha it’s pretty good”

muckie

“lol my friend said this to me (jokingly, we were in 6th grade) and I’m all like EWWWW and started laughing and so ya...”

Vote for Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up. 3) Sit on my lap and we’ll talk about the first thing that pops up.

“hahahahaha”

xxld1k

“yea used this one not good "outcome"”

zerodice00

“Lol”

Cantonez

Vote for Did you fart? Because you just blew me away! 4) Did you fart? Because you just blew me away!

“Ha ha ha ha ha ha. *laughs hysterically* Who would say this to a woman?!”

Nejixchan

“The minute I read this one I fell of my chair! I am dying to use it.”

“My friend came up with this one, gotta give him props.”

Vote for Your name must be Campbells ’cus you’re mmm mmm good 5) Your name must be Campbells ’cus you’re mmm mmm good

“I would laugh if someone said that to me”

sports11

“HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!! Thats so gay!”

Bec

“its obviously so retarded!!!!!”

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Vote for Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you 6) Do you have a bandaid? I scraped my knee when I fell for you

“aw this one is so cute.. I would totally fall for this one... its like the cutest pickup line yet”

“I think this is "VERY SWEET" I would fall for this line.. :)”

“I just can’t stress how LAME this is!”

Vote for I Lost my number, can I have yours? 7) I Lost my number, can I have yours?

“Im going to try this”

docghost

“I went up to someone at school and asked them this... and I got their number!!!! LOL!!!!!!”

Bec

Vote for Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin’ out my package. 8) Do you work for UPS? Because I swear I saw you checkin’ out my package.

“that is good”

“This is great I did at school and she said yes”

Vote for You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs 9) You must work at KFC cause those are great breasts and legs

“i guy said that to me once.......i smacked him.ha
”

Vote for Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see? 10) Are you from Tennessee cause you’re the only ten I see?

“A guy actually used this on me!”

superstar123

“Lol...”

Bec

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Vote for I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me? 11) I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

“this one actually worked for me once.”

“hmmmm
dis one is nice”

“thats cute in a creepy way”

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Vote for If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put U and I together... 12) If I could rearange the alphabet I'd put U and I together...

“so lame
”

justicerieth

“it is just so amazing!
wo!”

Vote for Are you Madonna, cause you like a virgin? 13) Are you Madonna, cause you like a virgin?

“*waves wtf flag WILDLY!!!!”

Vote for I just ate some skittles, do you want to taste the rainbow? 14) I just ate some skittles, do you want to taste the rainbow?

“It’ plain hilarious”

Vote for If i said you had a nice body . . . would you hold it agaist me? 15) If i said you had a nice body . . . would you hold it agaist me?

“I’ve used that one before.. and it worked... great song too.”

jwileson

“rodflmfao”

“ROFLMFAO”

Vote for Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes 16) Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes

“i had a guy say this to me once!!”

“hahaha omg i love it”

Vote for Are those space pants you’re wearing. because your ass is out of this world 17) Are those space pants you’re wearing. because your ass is out of this world

“This one is pretty cute.”

“WORKS EVERY TIME!!!
”

Vote for You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you. 18) You must be a parking ticket cause you got fine written all over you.

Vote for Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here 19) Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here

Vote for You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night 20) You must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all night

“I love this one! haha”

Vote for If I followed you home, would you keep me? 21) If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Vote for Have I died and gone to heaven or are you a low-flying angel? 22) Have I died and gone to heaven or are you a low-flying angel?

“Haha loser!”

“ROFLMFAO!”

Vote for Do you like Pina colada, and getting caught in the rain... 23) Do you like Pina colada, and getting caught in the rain...

“LOL!”

Bec

Vote for If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning. 24) If you were a laser you'd be set on stunning.

“WTF that is the nerdiest thing that I have ever heard if I ever herd someone say that id kill em just to put em out of their misery.”

PlayboyX429

Vote for Have you got a library card, because I want to check you out? 25) Have you got a library card, because I want to check you out?

Vote for Are you from Jamaica cause ja makin me crazy 26) Are you from Jamaica cause ja makin me crazy

Vote for You walk over and hold out your hand "will you hold this while I take a walk?" 27) You walk over and hold out your hand "will you hold this while I take a walk?"

Vote for Your right leg is Ohio and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River. 28) Your right leg is Ohio and your left is Kentucky. Can I be the Ohio River.

“kid you not a guy said this to me today.”

Vote for If I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up! 29) If I were a biscuit, I'd sop you up!

“haha, wtf. hahah wow”

“that is so gross!!!! haha”

Vote for I wish I was your derivitive so I could lie tangent to your curves 30) I wish I was your derivitive so I could lie tangent to your curves

“good for math class”

Vote for That dress would look stunning... in a pile on my floor in the morning... 31) That dress would look stunning... in a pile on my floor in the morning...

Vote for Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are. 32) Hello, I just wanted to show this rose how beautiful you are.

Vote for Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah it was in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM! 33) Where have I seen you before? Oh yeah it was in the dictionary next to the word KABLAM!

Vote for Have we met before, ’cause you look familiar? 34) Have we met before, ’cause you look familiar?

Vote for is your middle name Gilette 'cause you're the best a man can get. 35) is your middle name Gilette 'cause you're the best a man can get.

“works like a charm”

Vote for If you were a booger, I'd pick you. 36) If you were a booger, I'd pick you.

Vote for Are you chewing bubble gum? Cause girl, you're bubblicious. 37) Are you chewing bubble gum? Cause girl, you're bubblicious.

Vote for Hey, do you have a cell phone? My friends told me to call them if I saw an angel. 38) Hey, do you have a cell phone? My friends told me to call them if I saw an angel.