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Vote for Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing 1) Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

“this is a good joke”

“I’ve got to tell this to my friend”

Pow123

“ROFL... Nuff said”

PinkLemonade

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Vote for Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack 2) Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

“thats the best yo mama joke ever”

ahkin1

“I like big butts and I cannot lie but that is a little too big for me”

piggy24

“awesome joke”

VANSxxSK8ERxxPLANbxxSK8ER

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Vote for Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose. 3) Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

“Out of the jokes i saw on the internet, this is the best one!!!”

“very funny lol”

“lol? hahahahahahaha”

donovan15

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Vote for Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. 4) Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

“That’s so wrong.... but so funny... LOL”

“this was funny as hell
”

Trish

“classic!”

jso11

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Vote for Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. 5) Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

“That is so good! I love that one!”

“this one’s funny cause I’m blond and I get it.”

Queen-aholic

“that is a joke”

monkeyman2000

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Vote for Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!" 6) Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"

“Love it!”

rochelle42

“thats really classic”

camacho123456789

“that funny!”

shasta23990

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Vote for Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. 7) Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

“hahahahaha”

“Ouch”

Music

“that’s so original!”

llamalove

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Vote for Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her. 8) Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

“dude thats so funny my bro told that to just a min ago”

“LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Thats so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

“great on.
”

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Vote for Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up. 9) Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

“Back back back it up!!!! lol:)”

“This one is so funny for so fat moms hahahaha lol
”

“this is so funny me and my sis can’t stop laughing
”

danielle

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Vote for Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. 10) Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

“THIS ONE IS COOL”

“hilarious!”

“ROFLMAO TAT WAZ THE BESTEST 1 IV EVA HERD/SEEN LOL NOT MUCH THINGS CAN GET ME 2 LAUGH BUT THAT DID LOL ;] :}”

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Vote for Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her 11) Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

“SNAP SON!”

mozs

“Will instantly PWN anyone you use it against :)”

Lozza

“ahahahahahaha
”

eaglerunner24

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Vote for Yo mama so fat she died 12) Yo mama so fat she died

“Short, sweet, simple. I love it”

Fwingsnitch

“lol. buuuuurn”

jprg12

“oh snap”

aman28

Vote for Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree. 13) Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

“Hahahahahahahhaha that was funnay”

SmoothCriminal

“dat sucka iz fat”

bonie6

“ROFL”

GlonnAtronnAdonnAdict

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Vote for Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in. 14) Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

“THAT WAS SO FUNNY LOL SIK
J/K IT WAS OK”

“This is good”

docghost

“tat one wuz so funny its like the best one
”

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Vote for Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC, she asks for the bucket on the roof 15) Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC, she asks for the bucket on the roof

“lol I’ve been laughing for like 6 mins stright”

giant66

“lol man lmao
thats a good one

”

“fudge yeah the best of the best”

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Vote for Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up 16) Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

“THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. just imagine it in your mind.. a fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. then she fell asleep!”

sports11

“That should be on the top”

“lmao that is sooooooo funny lol
”

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Vote for Yo momma so fat she’s skinny 17) Yo momma so fat she’s skinny

“wtf? lololol that is actually really funny”

munkee_linc97

“damnnnn”

jprg12

“that was so lol but it did not make any common sense”

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Vote for Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side. 18) Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.

“very funny lol awsome”

“sooooooooooooo funny”

“this 1 is ace of em all”

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Vote for Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her 19) Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her

Vote for Yo mama so fat she don’t fit in this joke 20) Yo mama so fat she don’t fit in this joke

“lol
i’ve been laghing for-ev”

“HaHaHa very funny”

“this should have been in the tpo 10 list”

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Vote for Your mums so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide 21) Your mums so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide

“lol very funny.”

GlonnAtronnAdonnAdict

“funny stuff mna funny stuff”

scott1859

“nice one
”

Vote for Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy 22) Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy

“dats cold
”

“diz 1z bigg, lol!”

“thats graet”

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Vote for Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live 23) Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live

“omg funy as hell”

“nice one dude”

Vote for Yo mama so fat it aint funny 24) Yo mama so fat it aint funny

“got me good
”

Trish

“lol burn”

jprg12

Vote for Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out 25) Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out

“good one”

Georgiew

“HAHAHA TOPTOPTOP! should be deffinitally!!”

xoAmericanEagleox

“that one is classic lol”

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Vote for Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued. 26) Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.

“To be continued... Hilarious!”

Annaaa

“haha niceee i like that! lmfao!”

“sooooooooo funy”

Vote for Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family" 27) Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family"

“I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Acctually Cried!
”

cheesemaster

“DATS SO FUNNY LOL LMFAO”

“da best man!!lol”

Vote for Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move 28) Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move

“that is hilarious”

court26

“That’s funny!”

RdrTech

“that’s so mean but funny lol”

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Vote for Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery 29) Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

“That yo mamam joke is hilarious!!! I love it....lol”

“I guess it’s pretty funny”

“sick that shud be in the top ten!!!”

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Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King 30) Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King

“Hahahahaha! It’s really funny! Hhahahhahahahahahahah!
”

“lol pee pee here it comes”

“(nice 1!!!!!) lol im laughin still bc it really happened”

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Vote for Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized 31) Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

“rotflol that’s funny lol]
”

“hhh this is funnt
”

“rofl hands banging wipeing eyes whooo that was halarous”

Vote for Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction 32) Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction

“OMG! HAHAHAHA”

Bec

“thats the best one”

“now dats harsh”

Vote for Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. 33) Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

“ooh that’s a good one lol
”

“hilarious”

“hehehe nice”

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Vote for Yo mamma so fat when she went in a elevator every time she pressed up she would go to hell 34) Yo mamma so fat when she went in a elevator every time she pressed up she would go to hell

“mayey 24
but #1 in my world”

“*now diz iz wat u call funny”

“DEEEEEEG!!!!!!”

Vote for Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale 35) Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

“Yo that joke so hot it makes Carmen Electra look like Chucky.”

“THAT IS VERy, VERY, VERYFAT!!!!!!!!”

“holy crap that is fat”

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Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, "hey look a third nipple!" 36) Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, "hey look a third nipple!"

Vote for Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt 37) Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt

“good 1”

Vote for Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up 38) Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up

“damn dis is what i call a joke hell yeah!!!!!!!!!hahaha lolololo....2 b continued”

“hahah...i like that”

Vote for Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "Hey who threw that rock?" 39) Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "Hey who threw that rock?"

“I Love This One Man
”

cheesemaster

Vote for Ya mum so fat she ate Jenny and Craig. 40) Ya mum so fat she ate Jenny and Craig.

“i love it frofflol”

“ahahahah i heard a simailer one!!!!!!!!!! im lovin it tho hahahha
”

“lol..FUNNY!”

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Vote for Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount 41) Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount

“This is one my friend told me and it’s hilarios dont ya reckon? luv Bec”

“that was the best one in the not top tens.

”

“man that was so great”

Vote for Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant 42) Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant

“good one l. m. a. o lol:D”

zimzim321

“LOL”

slashisgod

“that’s funny really funny”

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf 43) Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf

“LOL, That is funny”

anonymous

Vote for Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy 44) Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy

“hilarious, dat shud be on top 10”

“That’s funny”

Vote for Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach 45) Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach

“nice one :D”

BigZ

“Ha! I love this one. It is my favorite.”

Stanford2014

“that is fat
”

Vote for Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time 46) Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time

“damn good 1 lmfao so fat
”

“DAMN U MUST BE HEAVY!”

Vote for Yo moma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world 47) Yo moma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world

Vote for Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number 48) Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number

“tight”

Vote for Yo mama so fat that when I tried to swerve around her I ran out of petrol 49) Yo mama so fat that when I tried to swerve around her I ran out of petrol

“that’s funny lol
”

“ure mums fat den”

“that is a cool 1”

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Vote for Yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday 50) Yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

“funny”

“NOW THAT’S FAT!!!!”

Vote for Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides the family 51) Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides the family

Vote for Yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves. 52) Yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

“The best I’ve heard in a long time!”

LuigiLord2

Vote for Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it. 53) Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.

“cooll man its alrihgt”

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up 54) Yo mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up

“that’s cool lmao”

“DANG THATS BEAT UP!”

“nice one”

Vote for Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass 55) Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass

“that’s funny as hell and oh so wrong omg lol”

“that is just so wrong but oh so true!”

Vote for Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla. 56) Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.

Vote for Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away. 57) Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

“omg that is so hilarious.
”

dantheman

Vote for Yo momma so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed. 58) Yo momma so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed.

“that is very true I’ve seen it happen
”

Samfisherofwoe

“that’s messed up
”

Vote for Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops 59) Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops

Vote for Yo momma is so fat were in her right now 60) Yo momma is so fat were in her right now

“totally weird but funny lol”

“funnnnyyyyyyyy”

“wierd butfunny”

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Vote for Yo mama so fat she went bugee jumping and the bridge sagged 61) Yo mama so fat she went bugee jumping and the bridge sagged

“That’s a good one!!”

“That was stupid as hell... but hilarious!”

“OMG THIS IS MY FAV!!!!”

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck 62) Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck

“Best Joke Ever It was even better though when I made it up 3 yrs ago!”

Nitehawk707

“best joke dude”

“thats d**** funny!!”

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Vote for Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct. 63) Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

“hahahaha”

Vote for Yo momma so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets 64) Yo momma so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets

“lol nice”

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a packet of hotdogs 65) Yo mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a packet of hotdogs

“super cool

”

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she stood up NASA thought it was an eclipse 66) Yo mamma is so fat when she stood up NASA thought it was an eclipse

Vote for Yo mama so fat she gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond 67) Yo mama so fat she gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond

Vote for Yo mama so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger. 68) Yo mama so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger.

Vote for Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper. 69) Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.

Vote for Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. 70) Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

“that is so funny i ped my self
”

scott1859

“that tight!!!!”

“GOOD ONE
”

Vote for Yo Mamma Is So Fat, when she sat on a ipod video she created the nano 71) Yo Mamma Is So Fat, when she sat on a ipod video she created the nano

“hahaha top”

“hahahahahah!!!!”

“funny stuff man funny stuff”

Vote for Yo momma is so fat she couldn't press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3 72) Yo momma is so fat she couldn't press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3

“that’s a good one lol”

Vote for Yo momma is so fat when she took a shower her feet didn't get wet 73) Yo momma is so fat when she took a shower her feet didn't get wet

Vote for London Bridge was falling down because yo fat mama walked on it. 74) London Bridge was falling down because yo fat mama walked on it.

“Prettyfuls hilarious”

“nice lol”

“love it lol”

Vote for Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door 75) Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door

“lol just heard this one but its pretty funny”

supreme

“That should be in the top ten

”

“Now dis is wut u call funny...LOL..=]”

Vote for Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt 76) Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt

“lol now that is so funny oh yh it is.x”

Vote for Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed 77) Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock 78) Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock

Vote for Yo momma so fat her pinky toe is the size of Africa. 79) Yo momma so fat her pinky toe is the size of Africa.

Vote for Yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters 80) Yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters

“dddddaaaaaaannnnnngggggggg!!!!!!!!!”

“thats the stuff”

“ha”

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Vote for Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction 81) Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck 82) Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

“what a fatso”

Vote for Yo mama so fat that when I threw an apple at her it floated around her because she has her own gravitational pull 83) Yo mama so fat that when I threw an apple at her it floated around her because she has her own gravitational pull

“thats a good one”

Vote for Your mama's so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn't seeing double. 84) Your mama's so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn't seeing double.

Vote for Yo mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way 85) Yo mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way

“crazy!”

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job 86) Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job

Vote for Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang 87) Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang

Vote for Yo mamma so fat her nickname is just DAMN 88) Yo mamma so fat her nickname is just DAMN

“Love it”

Vote for Yo mama's so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungie jumping 89) Yo mama's so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungie jumping

“nice one”

scott1859

“haha!”

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody 90) Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody

Vote for Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door 91) Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door

“haha. this ish really funny.
gOOd One. =]”

“THATS TOTALLY HILARIOUS”

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party 92) Yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party

“yo man tht joke was wack dog”

Vote for Your mama so fat her mom's still in therapy from after birth. 93) Your mama so fat her mom's still in therapy from after birth.

“burn”

biscuits

Vote for Yo mama is so fat she fell of the side of the world and blocked the black hole 94) Yo mama is so fat she fell of the side of the world and blocked the black hole

Vote for Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand 95) Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand

“best”

Vote for Yo mama so fat that when she burped, a black hole formed. Fortunatly, she was there to clog it up. 96) Yo mama so fat that when she burped, a black hole formed. Fortunatly, she was there to clog it up.

Vote for Yo mamma so fat that the help is not possible 97) Yo mamma so fat that the help is not possible

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat the house lives in her 98) Yo mamma is so fat the house lives in her

Vote for Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on. 99) Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on.

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane katrina 100) Yo mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane katrina


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