Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

Vote for Your mums so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide 21) Your mums so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide

“lol very funny.”

GlonnAtronnAdonnAdict

“funny stuff mna funny stuff”

scott1859

“nice one
”

Vote for Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her 22) Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her

Vote for Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live 23) Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live

“omg funy as hell”

“nice one dude”

Vote for Yo mama so fat it aint funny 24) Yo mama so fat it aint funny

“lol burn”

jprg12

Vote for Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery 25) Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

“That yo mamam joke is hilarious!!! I love it....lol”

“I guess it’s pretty funny”

“sick that shud be in the top ten!!!”

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Vote for Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out 26) Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out

“HAHAHA TOPTOPTOP! should be deffinitally!!”

xoAmericanEagleox

“that one is classic lol”

“that is kool with a captail k”

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Vote for Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued. 27) Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.

“haha niceee i like that! lmfao!”

“sooooooooo funy”

Vote for Yo mamma so fat when she went in a elevator every time she pressed up she would go to hell 28) Yo mamma so fat when she went in a elevator every time she pressed up she would go to hell

“mayey 24
but #1 in my world”

“*now diz iz wat u call funny”

“DEEEEEEG!!!!!!”

Vote for Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move 29) Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move

“That’s funny!”

RdrTech

“that’s so mean but funny lol”

“omgg. verry funnayy.”

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Vote for Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction 30) Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction

“OMG! HAHAHAHA”

Bec

“thats the best one”

“now dats harsh”

Vote for Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. 31) Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

“ooh that’s a good one lol
”

“hilarious”

“hehehe nice”

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Vote for Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized 32) Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

“rotflol that’s funny lol]
”

“hhh this is funnt
”

“rofl hands banging wipeing eyes whooo that was halarous”

Vote for Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale 33) Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

“Yo that joke so hot it makes Carmen Electra look like Chucky.”

“THAT IS VERy, VERY, VERYFAT!!!!!!!!”

“holy crap that is fat”

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Vote for Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount 34) Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount

“This is one my friend told me and it’s hilarios dont ya reckon? luv Bec”

“that was the best one in the not top tens.

”

“man that was so great”

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King 35) Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King

“Hahahahaha! It’s really funny! Hhahahhahahahahahahah!
”

“lol pee pee here it comes”

“(nice 1!!!!!) lol im laughin still bc it really happened”

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Vote for Ya mum so fat she ate Jenny and Craig. 36) Ya mum so fat she ate Jenny and Craig.

“i love it frofflol”

“ahahahah i heard a simailer one!!!!!!!!!! im lovin it tho hahahha
”

“lol..FUNNY!”

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Vote for Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt 37) Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt

“good 1”

Vote for Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time 38) Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time

“damn good 1 lmfao so fat
”

“DAMN U MUST BE HEAVY!”

Vote for Yo mama so fat that when I tried to swerve around her I ran out of petrol 39) Yo mama so fat that when I tried to swerve around her I ran out of petrol

“that’s funny lol
”

“ure mums fat den”

“that is a cool 1”

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Vote for Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it. 40) Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.

“cooll man its alrihgt”

Vote for Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach 41) Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach

“nice one :D”

BigZ

“Ha! I love this one. It is my favorite.”

Stanford2014

“that is fat
”

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, "hey look a third nipple!" 42) Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, "hey look a third nipple!"

Vote for Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass 43) Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass

“that’s funny as hell and oh so wrong omg lol”

“that is just so wrong but oh so true!”

Vote for Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up 44) Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up

“tight”

“damn dis is what i call a joke hell yeah!!!!!!!!!hahaha lolololo....2 b continued”

“hahah...i like that”

Vote for Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family" 45) Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family"

“DATS SO FUNNY LOL LMFAO”

“da best man!!lol”

Vote for Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy 46) Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy

“hilarious, dat shud be on top 10”

“That’s funny”

Vote for Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "Hey who threw that rock?" 47) Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "Hey who threw that rock?"

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up 48) Yo mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up

“that’s cool lmao”

“DANG THATS BEAT UP!”

“nice one”

Vote for Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant 49) Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant

“LOL”

slashisgod

“that’s funny really funny”

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf 50) Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf

“LOL, That is funny”

anonymous

Vote for Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper. 51) Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.

Vote for Yo momma is so fat were in her right now 52) Yo momma is so fat were in her right now

“totally weird but funny lol”

“funnnnyyyyyyyy”

“wierd butfunny”

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Vote for Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number 53) Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number

“tight”

Vote for Yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday 54) Yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

“funny”

“NOW THAT’S FAT!!!!”

Vote for Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla. 55) Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.

Vote for Yo moma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world 56) Yo moma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world

Vote for Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away. 57) Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

“omg that is so hilarious.
”

dantheman

Vote for Yo momma is so fat she couldn't press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3 58) Yo momma is so fat she couldn't press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3

“that’s a good one lol”

Vote for Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides the family 59) Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides the family

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck 60) Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck

“best joke dude”

“thats d**** funny!!”

“that is f#$&ed up BUT FUNNY!”

Vote for Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct. 61) Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

“hahahaha”

Vote for Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. 62) Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

“that is so funny i ped my self
”

scott1859

“that tight!!!!”

“GOOD ONE
”

Vote for Yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters 63) Yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters

“dddddaaaaaaannnnnngggggggg!!!!!!!!!”

“thats the stuff”

“ha”

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Vote for Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction 64) Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction

Vote for Yo momma so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed. 65) Yo momma so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed.

“that is very true I’ve seen it happen
”

Samfisherofwoe

“that’s messed up
”

Vote for Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt 66) Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt

“lol now that is so funny oh yh it is.x”

Vote for Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops 67) Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops

Vote for Yo mama so fat she went bugee jumping and the bridge sagged 68) Yo mama so fat she went bugee jumping and the bridge sagged

“That’s a good one!!”

“That was stupid as hell... but hilarious!”

“OMG THIS IS MY FAV!!!!”

Vote for Yo Mamma Is So Fat, when she sat on a ipod video she created the nano 69) Yo Mamma Is So Fat, when she sat on a ipod video she created the nano

“hahaha top”

“hahahahahah!!!!”

“funny stuff man funny stuff”

Vote for Yo momma so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets 70) Yo momma so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets

“lol nice”

Vote for London Bridge was falling down because yo fat mama walked on it. 71) London Bridge was falling down because yo fat mama walked on it.

“nice lol”

“love it lol”

Vote for Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door 72) Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door

“lol just heard this one but its pretty funny”

supreme

“That should be in the top ten

”

“Now dis is wut u call funny...LOL..=]”

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a packet of hotdogs 73) Yo mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a packet of hotdogs

“super cool

”

Vote for Yo mama so fat that when I threw an apple at her it floated around her because she has her own gravitational pull 74) Yo mama so fat that when I threw an apple at her it floated around her because she has her own gravitational pull

“thats a good one”

Vote for Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on. 75) Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on.

Vote for Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand 76) Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand

“best”

Vote for Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed 77) Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock 78) Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock

Vote for Yo mama so fat she gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond 79) Yo mama so fat she gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond

Vote for Yo momma is so fat when she took a shower her feet didn't get wet 80) Yo momma is so fat when she took a shower her feet didn't get wet

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck 81) Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

“what a fatso”

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody 82) Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody

Vote for Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door 83) Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door

“haha. this ish really funny.
gOOd One. =]”

“THATS TOTALLY HILARIOUS”

Vote for Yo mama is so fat she fell of the side of the world and blocked the black hole 84) Yo mama is so fat she fell of the side of the world and blocked the black hole

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she stood up NASA thought it was an eclipse 85) Yo mamma is so fat when she stood up NASA thought it was an eclipse

Vote for Yo mama so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger. 86) Yo mama so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger.

Vote for Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang 87) Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang

Vote for Yo momma so fat her pinky toe is the size of Africa. 88) Yo momma so fat her pinky toe is the size of Africa.

Vote for Yo mama's so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungie jumping 89) Yo mama's so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungie jumping

“nice one”

scott1859

“haha!”

Vote for Your mama's so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn't seeing double. 90) Your mama's so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn't seeing double.

Vote for Yo mama's so fat I saw a picture of her on pages: 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8. 91) Yo mama's so fat I saw a picture of her on pages: 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane katrina 92) Yo mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane katrina

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job 93) Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job

Vote for Yo mamma so fat that the help is not possible 94) Yo mamma so fat that the help is not possible

Vote for Yo mamma so fat when she went bungie jumping she went straight to hell 95) Yo mamma so fat when she went bungie jumping she went straight to hell

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat the house lives in her 96) Yo mamma is so fat the house lives in her

Vote for Yo momma so fat she has billboard on her back 97) Yo momma so fat she has billboard on her back

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party 98) Yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party

“yo man tht joke was wack dog”

Vote for Your mama so fat her mom's still in therapy from after birth. 99) Your mama so fat her mom's still in therapy from after birth.

“burn”

biscuits

Vote for Yo mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way 100) Yo mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way

“crazy!”