Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

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Vote for Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing 1) Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing

this is a good joke

I’ve got to tell this to my friend

Pow123

ROFL... Nuff said

PinkLemonade


Vote for Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack 2) Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack

thats the best yo mama joke ever

ahkin1

I like big butts and I cannot lie but that is a little too big for me

piggy24

awesome joke

VANSxxSK8ERxxPLANbxxSK8ER


Vote for Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose. 3) Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.

Out of the jokes i saw on the internet, this is the best one!!!

very funny lol

lol? hahahahahahaha

donovan15


Vote for Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book. 4) Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.

That’s so wrong.... but so funny... LOL

this was funny as hell

Trish

classic!

jso11


Vote for Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. 5) Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

That is so good! I love that one!

this one’s funny cause I’m blond and I get it.

Queen-aholic

that is a joke

monkeyman2000


Vote for Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!" 6) Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"

Love it!

rochelle42

thats really classic

camacho123456789

that funny!

shasta23990


Vote for Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller. 7) Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.

hahahahaha

Ouch

Music

that’s so original!

llamalove


Vote for Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her. 8) Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.

dude thats so funny my bro told that to just a min ago

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Thats so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

great on.


Vote for Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up. 9) Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.

Back back back it up!!!! lol:)

This one is so funny for so fat moms hahahaha lol

this is so funny me and my sis can’t stop laughing

danielle


Vote for Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips. 10) Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.

THIS ONE IS COOL

hilarious!

ROFLMAO TAT WAZ THE BESTEST 1 IV EVA HERD/SEEN LOL NOT MUCH THINGS CAN GET ME 2 LAUGH BUT THAT DID LOL ;] :}


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Vote for Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her 11) Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

SNAP SON!

mozs

Will instantly PWN anyone you use it against :)

Lozza

ahahahahahaha

eaglerunner24

Vote for Yo mama so fat she died 12) Yo mama so fat she died

Short, sweet, simple. I love it

Fwingsnitch

lol. buuuuurn

jprg12

oh snap

aman28

Vote for Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree. 13) Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

Hahahahahahahhaha that was funnay

SmoothCriminal

dat sucka iz fat

bonie6

ROFL

GlonnAtronnAdonnAdict

Vote for Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in. 14) Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.

THAT WAS SO FUNNY LOL SIK
J/K IT WAS OK

This is good

docghost

tat one wuz so funny its like the best one

Vote for Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC, she asks for the bucket on the roof 15) Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC, she asks for the bucket on the roof

lol I’ve been laughing for like 6 mins stright

giant66

lol man lmao
thats a good one

fudge yeah the best of the best

Vote for Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself  to sleep trying to get up 16) Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up

THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. just imagine it in your mind.. a fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. then she fell asleep!

sports11

That should be on the top

lmao that is sooooooo funny lol

Vote for Yo momma so fat she’s skinny 17) Yo momma so fat she’s skinny

wtf? lololol that is actually really funny

munkee_linc97

damnnnn

jprg12

that was so lol but it did not make any common sense

Vote for Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side. 18) Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.

very funny lol awsome

sooooooooooooo funny

this 1 is ace of em all

Vote for Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her 19) Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her

Vote for Yo mama so fat she don’t fit in this joke 20) Yo mama so fat she don’t fit in this joke

lol
i’ve been laghing for-ev

HaHaHa very funny

this should have been in the tpo 10 list

Vote for Your mums so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide 21) Your mums so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide

lol very funny.

GlonnAtronnAdonnAdict

funny stuff mna funny stuff

scott1859

nice one

Vote for Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy 22) Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy

dats cold

diz 1z bigg, lol!

thats graet

Vote for Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live 23) Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live

omg funy as hell

nice one dude

Vote for Yo mama so fat it aint funny 24) Yo mama so fat it aint funny

got me good

Trish

lol burn

jprg12

Vote for Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out 25) Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out

good one

Georgiew

HAHAHA TOPTOPTOP! should be deffinitally!!

xoAmericanEagleox

that one is classic lol

Vote for Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued. 26) Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.

To be continued... Hilarious!

Annaaa

haha niceee i like that! lmfao!

sooooooooo funy

Vote for Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family" 27) Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family"

I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Acctually Cried!

cheesemaster

DATS SO FUNNY LOL LMFAO

da best man!!lol

Vote for Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move 28) Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move

that is hilarious

court26

That’s funny!

RdrTech

that’s so mean but funny lol

Vote for Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery 29) Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery

That yo mamam joke is hilarious!!! I love it....lol

I guess it’s pretty funny

sick that shud be in the top ten!!!

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King 30) Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonalds she tripped over Wendys and landed on Burger King

Hahahahaha! It’s really funny! Hhahahhahahahahahahah!

lol pee pee here it comes

(nice 1!!!!!) lol im laughin still bc it really happened

Vote for Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized 31) Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

rotflol that’s funny lol]

hhh this is funnt

rofl hands banging wipeing eyes whooo that was halarous

Vote for Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction 32) Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction

OMG! HAHAHAHA

Bec

thats the best one

now dats harsh

Vote for Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks. 33) Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.

ooh that’s a good one lol

hilarious

hehehe nice

Vote for Yo mamma so fat when she went in a elevator every time she pressed up she would go to hell 34) Yo mamma so fat when she went in a elevator every time she pressed up she would go to hell

mayey 24
but #1 in my world

*now diz iz wat u call funny

DEEEEEEG!!!!!!

Vote for Yo mama so fat the last time she saw  90210 was on a scale 35) Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale

Yo that joke so hot it makes Carmen Electra look like Chucky.

THAT IS VERy, VERY, VERYFAT!!!!!!!!

holy crap that is fat

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, "hey look a third nipple!" 36) Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, "hey look a third nipple!"

Vote for Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt 37) Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt

good 1

Vote for Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up 38) Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up

damn dis is what i call a joke hell yeah!!!!!!!!!hahaha lolololo....2 b continued

hahah...i like that

Vote for Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "Hey who threw that rock?" 39) Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "Hey who threw that rock?"

I Love This One Man

cheesemaster

Vote for Ya mum so fat she ate Jenny and Craig. 40) Ya mum so fat she ate Jenny and Craig.

i love it frofflol

ahahahah i heard a simailer one!!!!!!!!!! im lovin it tho hahahha

lol..FUNNY!

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount 41) Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount

This is one my friend told me and it’s hilarios dont ya reckon? luv Bec

that was the best one in the not top tens.

man that was so great

Vote for Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant 42) Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant

good one l. m. a. o lol:D

zimzim321

LOL

slashisgod

that’s funny really funny

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf 43) Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf

LOL, That is funny

anonymous

Vote for Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy 44) Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy

hilarious, dat shud be on top 10

That’s funny

Vote for Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach 45) Yo' mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach

nice one :D

BigZ

Ha! I love this one. It is my favorite.

Stanford2014

that is fat

Vote for Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time 46) Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time

damn good 1 lmfao so fat

DAMN U MUST BE HEAVY!

Vote for Yo moma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world 47) Yo moma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world

Vote for Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number 48) Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number

tight

Vote for Yo mama so fat that when I tried to swerve around her I ran out of petrol 49) Yo mama so fat that when I tried to swerve around her I ran out of petrol

that’s funny lol

ure mums fat den

that is a cool 1

Vote for Yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday 50) Yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday

funny

NOW THAT’S FAT!!!!

Vote for Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides the family 51) Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides the family

Vote for Yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves. 52) Yo mama so fat, you could slap her butt and ride the waves.

The best I’ve heard in a long time!

LuigiLord2

Vote for Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it. 53) Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.

cooll man its alrihgt

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up 54) Yo mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up

that’s cool lmao

DANG THATS BEAT UP!

nice one

Vote for Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass 55) Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass

that’s funny as hell and oh so wrong omg lol

that is just so wrong but oh so true!

Vote for Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla. 56) Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.

Vote for Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away. 57) Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.

omg that is so hilarious.

dantheman

Vote for Yo momma so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed. 58) Yo momma so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed.

that is very true I’ve seen it happen

Samfisherofwoe

that’s messed up

Vote for Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops 59) Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops

Vote for Yo momma is so fat were in her right now 60) Yo momma is so fat were in her right now

totally weird but funny lol

funnnnyyyyyyyy

wierd butfunny

Vote for Yo mama so fat she went bugee jumping and the bridge sagged 61) Yo mama so fat she went bugee jumping and the bridge sagged

That’s a good one!!

That was stupid as hell... but hilarious!

OMG THIS IS MY FAV!!!!

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck 62) Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck

Best Joke Ever It was even better though when I made it up 3 yrs ago!

Nitehawk707

best joke dude

thats d**** funny!!

Vote for Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct. 63) Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.

hahahaha

Vote for Yo momma so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets 64) Yo momma so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets

lol nice

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a packet of hotdogs 65) Yo mamma is so fat the back of her neck looks like a packet of hotdogs

super cool

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she stood up NASA thought it was an eclipse 66) Yo mamma is so fat when she stood up NASA thought it was an eclipse

Vote for Yo mama so fat she gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond 67) Yo mama so fat she gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond

Vote for Yo mama so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger. 68) Yo mama so fat that when she died, she ended world hunger.

Vote for Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper. 69) Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.

Vote for Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house. 70) Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

that is so funny i ped my self

scott1859

that tight!!!!

GOOD ONE

Vote for Yo Mamma Is So Fat, when she sat on a ipod video she created the nano 71) Yo Mamma Is So Fat, when she sat on a ipod video she created the nano

hahaha top

hahahahahah!!!!

funny stuff man funny stuff

Vote for Yo momma is so fat she couldn't press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3 72) Yo momma is so fat she couldn't press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3

that’s a good one lol

Vote for Yo momma is so fat when she took a shower her feet didn't get wet 73) Yo momma is so fat when she took a shower her feet didn't get wet

Vote for London Bridge was falling down because yo fat mama walked on it. 74) London Bridge was falling down because yo fat mama walked on it.

Prettyfuls hilarious

nice lol

love it lol

Vote for Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door 75) Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door

lol just heard this one but its pretty funny

supreme

That should be in the top ten

Now dis is wut u call funny...LOL..=]

Vote for Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt 76) Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt

lol now that is so funny oh yh it is.x

Vote for Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed 77) Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock 78) Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock

Vote for Yo momma so fat her pinky toe is the size of Africa. 79) Yo momma so fat her pinky toe is the size of Africa.

Vote for Yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters 80) Yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters

dddddaaaaaaannnnnngggggggg!!!!!!!!!

thats the stuff

ha

Vote for Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction 81) Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck 82) Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck

what a fatso

Vote for Yo mama so fat that when I threw an apple at her it floated around her because she has her own gravitational pull 83) Yo mama so fat that when I threw an apple at her it floated around her because she has her own gravitational pull

thats a good one

Vote for Your mama's so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn't seeing double. 84) Your mama's so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn't seeing double.

Vote for Yo mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way 85) Yo mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way

crazy!

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job 86) Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job

Vote for Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang 87) Yo mama so fat she has to put her belt on with a boomerang

Vote for Yo mamma so fat her nickname is just DAMN 88) Yo mamma so fat her nickname is just DAMN

Love it

Vote for Yo mama's so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungie jumping 89) Yo mama's so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungie jumping

nice one

scott1859

haha!

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat  by everybody 90) Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody

Vote for Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door 91) Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door

haha. this ish really funny.
gOOd One. =]

THATS TOTALLY HILARIOUS

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party 92) Yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party

yo man tht joke was wack dog

Vote for Your mama so fat her mom's still in therapy from after birth. 93) Your mama so fat her mom's still in therapy from after birth.

burn

biscuits

Vote for Yo mama is so fat she fell of the side of the world and blocked the black hole 94) Yo mama is so fat she fell of the side of the world and blocked the black hole

Vote for Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand 95) Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand

best

Vote for Yo mama so fat that when she burped, a black hole formed. Fortunatly, she was there to clog it up. 96) Yo mama so fat that when she burped, a black hole formed. Fortunatly, she was there to clog it up.

Vote for Yo mamma so fat that the help is not possible 97) Yo mamma so fat that the help is not possible

Vote for Yo mamma is so fat the house lives in her 98) Yo mamma is so fat the house lives in her

Vote for Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on. 99) Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on.

Vote for Yo mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane katrina 100) Yo mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane katrina