Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
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1)
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last christmas and its still printing
“this is a good joke”
“If someone is defensive about their mother, I advice you not to say this to them, for this is a very good diss ;)”
“That is so funny.”
2)
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington’s nose.
“Out of the jokes i saw on the internet, this is the best one!!!”
“very funny lol”
“hahahahahahahahaha this is the best 1”
3)
Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book.
“That’s so wrong.... but so funny... LOL”
“Its freaken funny stuff man.
Write more...”
“defo should be top”
“That is so good! I love that one!”
“BEST! XD”
“Dude, I was laughing so hard about this one!
”
5)
Yo mama so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller.
“hahahahaha”
“that’s so original!”
“that is so funny lol... lol...”
6)
Yo mama so fat she wore a yellow raincoat and people yelled "Taxi!"
“This is CLASSIC!”
“lmfao that is hilarious that made me laugh for hours i love it lmfao”
“lmao (laugh my ass off)!!aha”
7)
Yo mama so fat her beeper went off and people thought she was backing up.
“Back back back it up!!!! lol:)”
“This one is so funny for so fat moms hahahaha lol
”
“I like it... I think I’ll use it”
8)
Yo mama so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in.
“THAT WAS SO FUNNY LOL SIK
J/K IT WAS OK”
“tat one wuz so funny its like the best one
”
“lol very funny!!
”
9)
Yo mama so fat when she wears one of those X jackets, helicopters try to land on her.
“dude thats so funny my bro told that to just a min ago”
“LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Thats so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
“great on.
”
10)
Yo mama so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
“THIS ONE IS COOL”
“ROFLMAO TAT WAZ THE BESTEST 1 IV EVA HERD/SEEN LOL NOT MUCH THINGS CAN GET ME 2 LAUGH BUT THAT DID LOL ;] :}”
“lmfao”
Choices Not In The Top Ten...
11) Yo mama is so fat, she got arrested at the airport for ten pounds of crack
“Oh That is Great LOL That is hilaroius
”
“lol omg lmao”
“this really should be number 1. lmfao turned a boring ict lesson into an interesting one =]”
12) Yo mama so fat I had to take a train and two buses just to get on the her good side.
“very funny lol awsome”
“sooooooooooooo funny”
“this 1 is ace of em all”
13) Yo momma so fat she’s skinny
“that was so lol but it did not make any common sense”
“DAAAAAAANG HOME-E(LOL)”
14) Yo mama so fat, when she goes to KFC, she asks for the bucket on the roof
“lol man lmao
thats a good one
”
“fudge yeah the best of the best”
“thats so funny dudes
”
15) Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo Gamecube and turned it into a Gameboy
“dats cold
”
“diz 1z bigg, lol!”
“thats graet”
16) Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.
“ROFL”
“that is the best it should be at the very top lol omg im still laughing
”
“thays bloomin hilerious”
17) Yo mama so fat that she fell over and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up
“That should be on the top”
“lmao that is sooooooo funny lol
”
“LOL thats da best one yet”
18) Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her
“maddest joke out funii aizz
lovee iit...
xx.”
19) Yo mama so fat she don’t fit in this joke
“lol
i’ve been laghing for-ev”
“HaHaHa very funny”
“this should have been in the tpo 10 list”
20) Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
“That yo mamam joke is hilarious!!! I love it....lol”
“I guess it’s pretty funny”
“sick that shud be in the top ten!!!”
21) Yo mama so fat she sat on a rainbow and popped Skittles out
“HAHAHA TOPTOPTOP! should be deffinitally!!”
“that one is classic lol”
“that is kool with a captail k”
22) Yo momma so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.
“ooh that’s a good one lol
”
“hilarious”
“hehehe nice”
23) Yo mama so fat when she went to McDonalds they offered her a group discount
“This is one my friend told me and it’s hilarios dont ya reckon? luv Bec”
“that was the best one in the not top tens.
”
“man that was so great”
24) Yo mamma so fat when she went in a elevator every time she pressed up she would go to hell
“mayey 24
but #1 in my world”
“*now diz iz wat u call funny”
“DEEEEEEG!!!!!!”
25) Yo Mamma so fat, she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
“rotflol that’s funny lol]
”
“hhh this is funnt
”
“rofl hands banging wipeing eyes whooo that was halarous”
26) Yo mama so fat she died
27) Ya mum so fat she ate Jenny and Craig.
“i love it frofflol”
“ahahahah i heard a simailer one!!!!!!!!!! im lovin it tho hahahha
”
“lol..FUNNY!”
28) Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt
“good 1”
29) Yo mamma so fat she was diagnosed with flesh eating bacteria and the doctor gave her 87 years to live
“omg funy as hell”
“nice one dude”
30) Yo momma is so fat, that when she steps on a scale it says to be continued.
“haha niceee i like that! lmfao!”
“sooooooooo funy”
31) Yo mama so fat Bill Gates couldn’t pay for her liposuction
“OMG! HAHAHAHA”
“thats the best one”
“now dats harsh”
32) Yo momma so fat when she gets cut she bleeds gravy
“hilarious, dat shud be on top 10”
“That’s funny”
33) Yo mama so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale
“Yo that joke so hot it makes Carmen Electra look like Chucky.”
“THAT IS VERy, VERY, VERYFAT!!!!!!!!”
“holy crap that is fat”
34) Yo mama so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.
“Hahahahaha! It’s really funny! Hhahahhahahahahahahah!
”
“lol pee pee here it comes”
“(nice 1!!!!!) lol im laughin still bc it really happened”
36) Yo momma is so fat when she fell in love, she broke it.
“cooll man its alrihgt”
37) Yo’ mommas so fat that when she walked by the TV set I missed 3 seasons of Laguna Beach
“Ha! I love this one. It is my favorite.”
“that is fat
”
38) Yo momma so fat she stepped on the scale and it said one person at the time
“damn good 1 lmfao so fat
”
“DAMN U MUST BE HEAVY!”
39) Yo mama so fat that when I tried to swerve around her I ran out of petrol
“that’s funny lol
”
“ure mums fat den”
“that is a cool 1”
40) Yo mama so fat when she opens the fridge it says I give up
“that’s cool lmao”
“DANG THATS BEAT UP!”
“nice one”
41) Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass
“that’s funny as hell and oh so wrong omg lol”
“that is just so wrong but oh so true!”
42) Yo momma so fat when God said let it be light he told your momma to move
“That’s funny!”
“that’s so mean but funny lol”
“omgg. verry funnayy.”
43) Your mums so fat she doesn’t need the internet; she’s already world wide
“lol very funny.”
“funny stuff mna funny stuff”
“nice one
”
44) Yo momma is so fat she couldn’t press a computer key without pressing 2 or 3
“that’s a good one lol”
45) Yo mamma is so fat when she was walking on the street her belly button was sticking out everybody started saying, "hey look a third nipple!"
46) Yo mama so fat she went bugee jumping and the bridge sagged
“That’s a good one!!”
“That was stupid as hell... but hilarious!”
“OMG THIS IS MY FAV!!!!”
47) Yo momma so fat when I said I want pigs in a blanket she got back in bed.
“that is very true I’ve seen it happen
”
“that’s messed up
”
48) Yo momma is so fat if she buys a fur coat, a species will be extinct.
“hahahaha”
49) Yo mama is so fat a truck hit her and she said, "Hey who threw that rock?"
50) Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her
51) Yo mamma is so fat, she fell off the Grand Canyon and got stuck
“best joke dude”
“thats d**** funny!!”
“that is f#$&ed up BUT FUNNY!”
52) Yo Mamma Is So Fat, when she sat on a ipod video she created the nano
“hahaha top”
“hahahahahah!!!!”
“funny stuff man funny stuff”
53) Yo momma is so fat were in her right now
“totally weird but funny lol”
“funnnnyyyyyyyy”
“wierd butfunny”
54) Yo mama is so fat she sat on a dollar and made four quarters
“dddddaaaaaaannnnnngggggggg!!!!!!!!!”
“thats the stuff”
“ha”
55) Yo momma so fat when she went to the circus the little girl asked if she could ride the elephant
“that’s funny really funny”
56) Yo mama so fat that when I threw an apple at her it floated around her because she has her own gravitational pull
“thats a good one”
57) Yo mummas so fat that when she went to Japan in a green bikini they all started yelling Godzilla Godzilla.
58) Yo moma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world
59) Yo momma so fat she works in a glass shop sitting on sand
“best”
60) Yo momma so fat when she fell no one laughed but the ground started cracking up
“tight”
“damn dis is what i call a joke hell yeah!!!!!!!!!hahaha lolololo....2 b continued”
“hahah...i like that”
61) Yo momma so fat she put the lipo in liposuction
62) Yo momma so fat they install speed bumps at all you can eat buffets
“lol nice”
63) Yo mamma so fat when she goes swimming the whales start singing "We are Family"
“DATS SO FUNNY LOL LMFAO”
“da best man!!lol”
64) Yo mamas so fat everytime she turns around its her birthday
“funny”
“NOW THAT’S FAT!!!!”
65) Yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from taking a holiday is the front door
“haha. this ish really funny.
gOOd One. =]”
“THATS TOTALLY HILARIOUS”
66) Your mama’s so fat I had to slap myself to make sure I wasn’t seeing double.
67) Yo momma so fat God could not even lift her spirt
“lol now that is so funny oh yh it is.x”
68) Yo momma is so fat when she took a shower her feet didn’t get wet
69) London Bridge was falling down because yo fat mama walked on it.
“nice lol”
“love it lol”
70) Yo momma so fat she’s on both sides the family
71) Yo mama so fat when she turns around people give her a welcome back party
“yo man tht joke was wack dog”
72) Your mama so fat her mom’s still in therapy from after birth.
“burn”
73) Yo mama is so fat she fell of the side of the world and blocked the black hole
74) Yo mama so fat she fell off all four sides of the bed
75) Yo mamma is so fat that on halloween she says trick or meatloaf
76) Yo mama so fat when she got hit by a bus she said who threw that rock
77) Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flipflops
78) Yo mama so fat when she burped New Orlean thought Katrina came back to finish the job
79) Yo mama so fat it aint funny
80) Yo momma so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
“that is so funny i ped my self
”
“that tight!!!!”
“GOOD ONE
”
81) Yo momma so fat her pinky toe is the size of Africa.
82) Yo mamma is so fat, her waist size is the size of the equator
83) Yo mama’s so fat, I used the elastic from her underwear for bungie jumping
“nice one”
“haha!”
84) Yo mama is so fat, when you take out her insides she becomes a hot air balloon
“make it a rainbow on!!”
85) Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number
“tight”
86) Yo mamma so fat when she went bungie jumping she went straight to hell
87) Yo mama is so fat she needs a licence plate to walk
“... wow”
“hha.”
88) Yo momma is so fat that she has her own moon
89) Yo mamma is so fat when she jumped in the air she got stuck
“what a fatso”
90) Yo mama is so fat the only thing stopping her from Jenny Craig is the door
“lol just heard this one but its pretty funny”
“That should be in the top ten
”
“Now dis is wut u call funny...LOL..=]”
91) Yo mamma is so fat the house lives in her
92) Yo mama so fat when she went to the movies she sat by everybody
93) Yo momma so fat she has billboard on her back
94) Yo mamma is so fat when she stood up NASA thought it was an eclipse
95) Yo mama so fat she play slip and slide with the free way
“crazy!”
96) Yo mama’s so fat she got it goin’ on... and one and on and on.
97) Yo mama so fat when she tripped it caused hurricane katrina
98) Yo mama is so fat she got her space.com
99) Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the rainbow
100) Yo mamma so fat that the help is not possible
