Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.

Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.

I think this is one of the best yo mamma jokes I've ever read in a very long time I wanna read millions of them now because this was awesome it should be voted up and deserves number one not this is crap the worst one on the website ignore all the other bits at the top this is crap fail

This was so funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook.

Baha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one its better then some of the 1st ones

Now that is probably the best one I started cracking up haha lol

I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.

This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!

This is, by far, the best I have heard of in a long time! I'm surprised to see that's it's not No. 1.

That's so wrong... But so funny...

Hahahahahahaha, oh man that's funny... Lolest. Imma try it on 1 of my friends

Isn't racist its just saying there's a lot of people in hong Kong LMAO!

That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.

This should be on the first position with a crown

This joke is so funny that at school students always say it
laugh out loud

THIS HAS MY SON CRACKING UP A STORM... LOL GOOD ONE

HAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.

Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.

Haha that's funny
That's like the best yo mamma joke ever

That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!

Ha Ha That is so funny but a little mean but that's how they are suppose to be ha! Well this is my first one I have read so far so I am gonna go and look for some more! Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

This one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!

This is funny as hell. This joke never gets old.
I've told thing a million times and people never stop laughing. I have to admit who ever made that one up had a hilarious sense of humour. If I had to grade it I would give a 1000 out of 10.

Oh my god that's so funny I almost wet myself

That is so harsh laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud. What will they come up with next? Laugh out loud it makes you wonder.

Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed

That mamma joke is so awesome, it's not even awesome. Maybe next time you should take my advice and make a good yo mamma joke. That's not even funny, it's to plain. You need to make a more radical joke, you no, one with more color and significance. I mean come on man, I know you can do better than that.

That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I'm still laughing

That Is definitely The Best 1! It Should Be In The Top10... X

This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha

That is my favorite joke on this page hilarious! It totally cracked me up

In my personal opinion this one has been said so many times I'm surprised it made the top ten's list. However funny it may bay it has been said too many times

Lmao, This is on my TOP Ten list laugh out loud, I love this joke!

To be continued... Hilarious!

Hahahahaha, this is definitely the funniest one, hahahaha, wow, laugh out loud so funny

Haha love that joke man that should be on T.V. on yo ma so fat

Best yo momma joke ever, I'm gonna still be laughing in half an hour
Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition

Got told this at school today, very funny. Good one

Laugh out loud! This is an awesome yo mama joke! To me, it's the best one so far! Ps. (your mama's so fat, she comes at you from every direction) (your mama's so fat, she was born on the 5th,6th,7th,8th,9th of march! ) (your mama's so ugly, when she took a photo of herself and stuck it on the front door, her house was never robbed again! ) (your mama's so ugly, as she walked down the street, people asked eachother "Is it haloween already? ) (your mama's so poor, she can't even pay attention! ) (your mama's so poor, when the trash was eptied, she said "where's all my food? ) (your mama's so ugly, she made an onion cry) (your mama's so fat, when she turns around, people throw her a welcome back party! ) Those are all my best ones! Hope you like them!

Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!

Its so funny it even crackes me up!, har har har do you get it hey listen to this yo moma so fat she tried to be on et but when she went over the moon she caused an eclipse!

This is hilarious. The dude that made this up should be a millionaire. ^. ,.. ,. ^

I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Actually Cried!

LLS this hit sick
The best joke ever
No other can't beat

I use to say this all the time and today I said this to a nerd in my school and he ran out of the classroom screaming and crying

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.

Love it
Best joke in the wourld
This is going strait to my girlfriend

Ahh not so good I've heard better

It's so funny that it made lasts night's dinner come out of my mouth

This should be in the Top Ten! This had me crying with laughter!

That's so mean but funny laugh out loud

That's so bad I hate it I hate it I hate it! This person should go to the mentel hospital

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You should tell the pers0n who wrote this to quit his day job if he thinks this isfunnyhe should look in tjhe mIrr0

Laugh out loud FRIGGIN AMAZING I LAUGHED SO FREAKING HARD WHEN I READ THIS I ALMOST STARTED TO THEN RIGHT AFTER MY SISTER COMES IN AND GIVES ME SKITTLES laugh out loud

I laughed so hard I farted... Then my dog ran away from me lol dude this is a good one!

I had a yo mama throw down at school and I won when I used this one! It should be #1!

That happened to my mom laugh out loud

Laugh out loud that is awesome

Its funny as hell keep going and that is so funny yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had flipflops.

LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing

Love it
it so funny joke ever
whoever post its so funny

Ahahaha I laughed so hard my sister thought that there was something wrong with me!

This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard

It's Funny A'hh! But When It Really Happened In New Orleans It Was Sad So My Mama Told Me Not To Laugh That Much But I like The Joke Just don't Think That Its Ok. To Go Around Saying That Sometime!

That is so funny that when yo mother did jumping jacks she made an earth qwake

Lmao she probably wouldn't have fit in any of the jokes on this single page

Superb! I laughed till I pissed off my pants and tears came out of my eyes

I just laughed so hard my bra came undone in the middle of my date! ToP 10 no doubt

My and friend ar laughing laugh out loud
Lmfao
So funny!

AWESOME this joke made even my mom laughed and shes pretty darn fat heres a good one: Yo mama is so fat when somebody looks at her driving linsences they say "did they drop the camara in a sinkhole? " laugh out loud

Laugh out loud! This should be number one!

Laugh out loud so funny I literally laugh so hard. Me gonna tell my friends this joke again so funny

Ahaha L0L that's the best one yet and it made me laugh for ages

It is so funny and I like it a lot but bear should hide to

Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.

Should be top ten

My chest hurts from laughing at this this is so funny

This is a brilliant joke and it cracked me up

THAT WAS SO FUNNY laugh out loud sick
J/K IT WAS OK

This one took me like 2 months to get

We had to look up what green peace means for future veiwers greenpeace means
Greenpeace - an international organization that works for environmental conservation and the preservation of endangered species

That was so funny I Lmfao and my sister was laughing so hard that she burped and farted at the same time

That's so funny I forgot to laugh

Laugh out loud! That was so funny

Ha! I love this one. It is my favorite.

That is the the most funniest thing ever!

Best joke ever! Should be in top 10

Funny I was liking all the way. Great joke should be number 1
Lolololololololol. Fuunyy as hell

I quite enjoyed this joke, when I read it my stomach split! I just couldn't stop laughing at how funny it was, I have never read anything so... HALARIOUSLY RAVISHING!.

Ha aha hahaha so funny I was cracking up when I heard this

This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke

That is our favourite one out of. All of them

Laugh out loud Funny as hell

That was awesome... I'm still laughing my sisterts cryin

It WAS yo mama so stupid but this is a yo mama so fat website. It was so funny when I heard it!

It made me crack up so hard. Me and my friends were spitting our drinks out because it was so funny;)

That is just so wrong but oh so true!

That's funny as hell and oh so wrong laugh out loud

I was drinking coke and my computer is covered in it! HAHA!

THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. Just imagine it in your mind.. A fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. Then she fell asleep!

The funniest one I've read so far! Me and my friends can't stop laughing!

I really liked it because I notice that most of them are not even funny or even made scense or there probably got that off at someone that's wht I picked this yo mama joke.
If you want to contact me for a little prize for the only person that actually shared.

She sent an apology note to japan for creating the tsunami of japan

Cause she broke japan

Really funny cause she broke japan when she jumped into the sea and caused the tsunami. Funny ah.

This made me laugh out loud

Haha that is so funny!

Laugh out loud I get it laugh out loud.

Oh my god that made my mom die laughing I thing this is the best one ever on the united states.

I thought this was fab, I loved it so much and I just couldn't stop laughing

Funny hahaahahaaha super
I love it I can make my friends laugh hahaaha
I spewed milk so fun

I think everybody nows that 1 but who care it still way funny

That is so funny I peed myself

That's so funny I fell down and broke my head while laughing!

THIS is the greatest yo mama joke ever cmon guys give it the fame it deserves.

This one made is the one that made me win the yo momma jokes competition in homeroom. The other homeroomate was just like speechless after he heard me say this one. Who ever made this yo momma joke up is jenius!

I really like that when

At First I didn't get it at first, but when I read it the second time, the word "SKINNY" Jumped Into me & the meaning is 0nly 1 0r 2 Layers of "skin" because the fatness takes up all of it;... So she's "SKIN"ny.
But its not that funny.

This is really bad post a new one! I want one that makes me CRACK UP!

That's the worst joke I ever heard in my life try to make a better one that doesn't suck and also if you make a joke people that read it should laugh only if it makes since

I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!

It so funny because with this joke I beat someone in a you mama joke contest

It was very good can you please come up with more because I wanna beat my friend on these new ones you got if you got some talent?

Awesome, completely awesome. Nice one bro

Haha funny my friends and I laughed to death funny joke

Dumb. And simply not funny

I have loved mama's jokes whoever is the brin behimd thsi is kul and its a good idea

Lmbo. My Sister Thought This Was The Funniest One Ever! Laughed Til' I Farted! Haha, But It Was Cool!

So funny I told this one to my friend and he almost died because he laughed to much

Oh my God, this is so Awesome! Seriously laughed my ass off reading this.. Thanks a bunch!

Ok I said this to my friend and she ended up hating me! This is the BEST yo momma joke EVER! I never eve liked that girl! Thanks yo momma!

Laugh out loud that's quite good, but the coat is still gonna be tight! seriouslythough thumbs up if you think this is good LMFAO!

It's funny but still animal cruelty

This is the funniest hah!

THAT IS A GOOD JOKE I THOUGHT I WAS FUNNY!

It cracked me up!

Lmfao this is hilarious

Its funny laugh out loud

Wow that is very funny you should add more like that

Best on list as far as I am concerned some these aren't that good I think this should actually be in the top ten. 5 from the top ten really weren't that good.

This is the best yo mama joke.

I do not get that at all

I do not get that

Fat Albert is another name for the Boeing 747 Aircraft

It's real funny for me because spirit is suppose to be weightless. So this joke has so many dimension in it. A bible verse, a creator being and physic.

That is just hilarious so telling my friends this joke good job and make site the writer keeps them coming!

Laugh out loud that's hilarious kfc she probably learned them from alphabet soup

That is the funniest and best of all yo mama jokes

Good one I said that to somebody and they creid

O mi dayz - I made my brother laugh in this one - he doesn't laugh at anything

That's so funny I actually fell off my chair this is one of the best jokes ever who ever made this up should be a millionaire so funny you smart man

hahaha... that is so freakin funny
i told my mama and she laughed so hard she peed her pants

I'm WITH 5 PEOPLE AND WE ALL LAUGHED AT THAT JOKE

Yo momma is so fat we make jokes about her.

So dumb is funny

Best joke ever-office space reference. HILARIOUS
MORE LIKE THIS ONE PLEASE

I SO LAUGHED MY BUTT OFF OH MY GOD HAHAA SO TOTALLY FUNNY BLYA

Really funny joke laugh out loud hilarious bravoo

Lolz
So funny made me laugh for ages lolololololzz I had A friend and he laughed for hours

This mug is so funy that ime and my friend lae'loni almost died

Lolz that is so funny yo mama is like a hardware store 5cents a screw

Totally weird but funny laugh out loud

I don't get it

I don't know not funny

This one is so funny and I am going to use it on my sisters friend who always tells me yo mamma jokes. SO FUNNY!. Were do you come up with this stuff. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.

The number 39 was the funniest joke ha ha ha. Yo momma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world love the t one. Wow I can't stop laughing HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! WELL I THINK THAT IS IT. THANK YOU

Awesome I said that to my mom and she laughed so hard she peed her pants best joke ever it is so funny who!

Greatest. Joke. Ever. You deserve billions dude. That was the greatest and funniest thing in the world

I'm eating corn flakes while reading this and milk just burst out of my nose due to my insane laughter. My whole keyboard is messed up now too

Love it. Funniest joke ever nearly died laughing.

So funny.. I woke my brother up from laughing to hard

HAA... So funny laugh out loud-lauch out loud my brother and mom was laughing who ever made this one I don't like it I love it...

It is AWESOME! My sister and I LOLED for A LONG TIME! :P It is one dad'gumm of a joke!

My whole family laughed thanks that was a really good one please make more like this please and thank you

This is a great one.

I kinda get it but its not really that funny :/

HAHA I love THIS ON BUT... THE ONE when YO MAMA FARTED IT WUZ THE END

Haha this is extremely funny

Damn the so funny

This is a really good joke

This is one of the better Yo momma jokes

That's longer then my hoouse

CORN! YOUR A CRONBALL FOR THAT

Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it

that was the funniest joke I have ever read

good one l. m. a. o lol

It really funny it was funny I forgot to laugh plus did you know I almost fell down my seat but just to tell you please pretty please post more of these funny yo momma jokes

Laugh out loud I LAUGHED so HARD!

That would be impossible... Wait I get duh. Ha ha ha

AWESOME AND FUNNY! Laugh out loud AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME THAT'S SO FUNNY! BEST JOKE EVER!

Ha ha ha, Bloody hilarious... This should be at least among the top 15...
Come on guys vote for this

WoW. The last time I saw someone that fat I thought, no wonder people are starving to death

FUNNY GOT C3 FOR Saying I
I GOT SLAPPED AS WELL HAHA
BEST JOKE EVER can't STOP LAUGHING AT IT

Yo that joke so hot it makes Carmen Electra look like Chucky.

I thought of that joke without hearing it b4 and said it and everyones said they herd it and I was pissed! but it is so freakin funny though!

Laugh out loud to funny! I love that show too!

SHUT UP BEAST! Laugh out loud. I'll bet it was bigger than an average womans' nipple.

Stupidest joke ever. Not worth repeating.

I love THAT JOKE IT WAS THE AWESOMEST IN THE WORLD IT MADE MY IT MADE ME WEE WEE IN MY PANTIES! I LAUGHED LIKE THERE WAS NO TOMORROW! OHH MY GOSHH! I LAUGHED SO HARD THE NEIBHORS WERE LIKE SHUT UP BEAST!

Nice I really love this

Laugh out loud this is funny going to tell my friends about it

I Laughed So Hard At This I Told My Family And They Cracked Up Love it Wanna See More Like This

Oh oh oh oh oh oh oh oh my god haha :) :D :') oh my god this is amazing.

Ha haha, why the large number, this is pretty funny man. Give it the fame that it deserves, it should be in the top twenty at least!

HILARIOUS and for you people who don't get it Bill Gates is the richest man in the world! ROFL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

Laugh out loud so funny I told all my class mates and they laughed No offense put this so be top 25

Really funny let me tell you one yo mamma is so fat at the movies she sits
On everyone.

Laugh out loud I like this

This is the worst joke eve!

that was crackm up far out man where did you get that joke frm

Fun, if you know stuff about space

Yo man that was stupid

Laugh out loud just heard this one but its pretty funny

Laugh out loud That is bloody awesome!
NICE JOKE DUDE!

Its so funny if your wondering I'm the same guy who said that on number 27 now hopefully it will be accepted as a joke on this website you guys are awesome and go to this website always dudes!

Laugh out loud this is hilarious I just died

This is amazing it made me laugh my head off

How is this not in the top ten?!?

Oh my god!
Too funny...

! This is the best one!

That's a good one hahaaha!

Hilarious, that should be on top 10

That is pro-banging! still sat here laughing now haha

That was the best joke ever

Sos her and laugh out loud

Haha so funny please make more I've been laughing since I was five and I'm 15:)😂

Ok this is a great joke haha I think this is one of my favorites who ever likes this one has great taste in these jokes laugh out loud just so dang wonderful

Love this joke
so funny really. Lever thought up I'm going to use this on my friends

That is halerous I read it to my kittens and they started meowing! It was so funny my mom peed.

I sorry, but it should be number 88 where it is

LMFAO! This is my favourite yo mooma joke
;p xx

This was so stupid isn't that the point what the hell laugh out loud

That made no sences

Hilarious! This is a good yo mama joke! Me and my sister were laughing at this cause it was so funny! Whoever came up with this is funny!

This one left me laughing for five whole minutes! This should be number one

LMAO! Ayye this was so funny~! Hehe I laughed for almost 4 mins long! I'ma use this on my friends

I think the jokes are awesome and funny especially the one that says yo momma so fat she ate jenny and craig

That was a good one laugh out loud

Oh my god so funny damn can't stop laughing wow

This is so good. That was one big swerve

Yo mamma so stupid the at when she went to 7 11 she bought batteries and put it on her ass and said I got the power

ROTFLTISFHICBITF roling on the floor laughing this is so funny help I can't breath it's that funny

Ahaha I heard a simailer one! I'm lovin it though hahaa

This not so funny for me (^_^)

I love those yo mama jokes made me crack up they were awesome

That joke is so funny it the best I have ever heard (not really its kind of dumb0

How could take a shower anyway if shes that fat.

This made me crake up

Well it is not funny because when everybody looks up it does the same thing

THIS IS SO FUNNY ME AND MY FRIEND LAUGHED FOR LIKE 20 HOURS

What up dow! This joke is about my mommy.