Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes

Funny as hell - made me laugh a lot, I shared it with my friends too. It's good.

Damn this is the best joke in history of yo mama jokes. I'm using this on so many people.

I think this is one of the best yo mamma jokes I've ever read in a very long time I wanna read millions of them now because this was awesome it should be voted up and deserves number one not this is crap the worst one on the website ignore all the other bits at the top this is crap fail

I was laughing for 2 mins. And kept reading it over and over again. Personally in my opinion, I think this joke should be #1 but it's number two and that's pretty okay.

This is a really in-appropriate one but hilarious! I loved it. probably the best one yet. At first I didn't get it but now I do! Probably one of the best yet! Nice!

This is, by far, the best I have heard of in a long time! I'm surprised to see that's it's not No. 1.

LuigiLord

This was so effing funny! My sister and I laughed the longest at this one. My sister is currently posting this on facebook. :)

bahahaha that's funny man... I think this one should be number one its better then some of the 1st ones

now that is probably the best one I started cracking up omg hahaha lool

That's so wrong... But so funny...

hahahahahahaha, oh man thats funny... lolest. imma try it on 1 of my friends

Isn't racist its just saying theirs a lot of people in hong Kong LMAO!

Haha that's funny
That's like the best yo mamma joke ever

That should have been rated #1
That was so funny me and my brother were laughing our butts off
You should make more creative YO MAMA JOKES!

Ha Ha That is so funny but a little mean but that's how they are suppose to be ha! Well this is my first one I have read so far so I am gonna go and look for some more! Laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud

THIS HAS MY SON CRACKIN UP A STORM... LOLOL GOOD ONE

Ha ha ha! Man, I can never stop laughin' about this one. Can't believe it's not number one on this list.

HAHAHA! Man, who ever makes this jokes should make more. Ha ha! I told all my freinds and they were cracking up.

That is the best one yet. It made me shoot out chocolate milk out of my nose.

This should be on the first position with a crown

This joke is so funny that at school students always say it
laugh out loud

That is so harsh laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud laugh out loud. What will they come up with next? Laugh out loud it makes you wonder.

Wow, great joke, I love all of these kind of jokes, but this is probably one of my favorites, I don't usually laugh or even smile when I read jokes because they always seem funnier when some one says them out loud, but I could totally picture this joke and it is really funny... So I laughed

If you said that to a real person they would nock you out they would also laugh so much they died try yo mama so fat you used the under wear to go bungy jumping

Laugh out loud this had me laughing out loud, I feel sorry for mun though
This should definitely be first

Number 3 please! This in my opinion is so funny!
If a helicopter did land on her she would probably say stop tapping me!

dude thats so funny my bro told that to just a min ago

That is my favorite joke on this page hilarious! it totaly cracked me up

O giirrll that 's funnaye the car went to the shop and it was cool

Ha ha that was so funny... If your 2 years old! And that was pushing it quite a bit to be honest!

ROTFLSHMSFOAIDMTAYOMAT! ( rolling on the floor laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco and you owe me a taco. ) THAT WAS AMAZING.

Love it
best joke in the wourld
this is going strait to my girlfriend

Oww she mus be really fat to make the band skips when I read this I thought is was the end of my life

+9That is the most stupid jokes of all time and don't leave it in here it is the most retarded thing in the world and that is what I have to say

-2THIS ONE IS SO FUNNY WE ALMOST DIED THIS SHOULD BE FIRST! So funny! Who ever came up with it, thanks!

-9Its hilarious after reading all the other yo mama jokes! But nonetheless classic!

+19That is the best it should be at the very top laugh out loud I'm still laughing

+7That Is definitely The Best 1! It Should Be In The Top10... X

This is pretty well thought out and funny. Laugh out loud! I love your mamma so fat jokes especially to say to people when they are in a bad mood. Definitely gonna use this! Haha

this one should be on the top 10 hahahaha I'm laughing to where I crap my pants!

PUT THIS UP:yo momma so fat she sat on an ipod and turned it into an ipad.

So funny the best joke in the world this should be in the top 5 why don't they put it in th

Best yo momma joke ever, I'm gonna still be laughing in half an hour
Gotta use this one in my friends best yo momma joke competition

Got told this at school today, very funny. Good one

Hilarious! I love, love, love this. I don't normally laugh at yo momma jokes but this had me splitting ky sides

Lmao she probably wouldn't have fit in any of the jokes on this single page

Superb! I laughed till I pissed off my pants and tears came out of my eyes

I just laughed so hard my bra came undone in the middle of my date! ToP 10 no doubt

+4Hahaha I never thought of this one funniest I ever heard nice
Man lmfao

+1Oh... My... Gosh, no ways man, this ones too much, I have to open a window I can't stop!

ohh that bad right there

+12THIS SHOULD BE NUMBER 1, I laughed so hard I cried.. Just imagine it in your mind.. A fat mom trying to get up by rocking.. Then she fell asleep!

sports11

+2The funniest one I've read so far! Me and my friends can't stop laughing!

Yes! This should be number one! FUNNY STUF! HA TRY ACTING IT OUT OR SEEING IT IN YOUR MIND

I Said That To A Fat Boy In My School And He Actually Cried!

LLS this hit sick
The best joke ever
No other can't beat

I use to say this all the time and today I said this to a nerd in my school and he ran out of the classroom screaming and crying

This is so crap it shouldn't be published but I guess the not making sense is the funny bit

That was so laugh out loud but it did not make any common sense

Rofl it doesn't make sense and that's what makes it so funny!

LightninZap7

Lolz
so funny made me laugh for ages lolololololzz I had A friend and he laughed for hours

This mug is so funy that ime and my friend lae'loni almost died

+19To be continued... Hilarious!

Annaaa

+6hahahahaha, this is definitely the funniest one, hahahaha, wow, lol so funny

I've heard this joke millions of times BUT ITS STILL FUNNY!

this one took me like 2 months to get -_-''

This was a little funny, but it took me a whlie to figure out

THAT WAS SO FUNNY LOL SIK
J/K IT WAS OK

Funny I was liking all the way. Great joke should be number 1
Lolololololololol. Fuunyy as hell

It's so funny that it made lasts night's dinner come out of my mouth

that's so mean but funny lol

Greatest. Joke. Ever. You deserve billions dude. That was the greatest and funniest thing in the world

I'm eating corn flakes while reading this and milk just burst out of my nose due to my insane laughter. My whole keyboard is messed up now too

Love it. Funniest joke ever nearly died laughing.

Oh my gosh! Hilarious! This is the funniest one I've heard yet. I was drinking Pepsi when I red this and it came out my nose. It still hurts!

Its so funny it even crackes me up!, har har har do u get it hey listen to this yo moma so fat she tried to be on et but when she went over the moon she caused an eclipse!

OMGTWSFTSBFOTL (o my gosh that was so funny this should be first on the list). I LOVE THIS ONE! And the coment on with the et movie.

hahahaha one day is said that to my friend he started cracking up man :) (:

Laugh out loud FRIGGIN AMAZING I LAUGHED SO FREAKING HARD WHEN I READ THIS I ALMOST STARTED TO THEN RIGHT AFTER MY SISTER COMES IN AND GIVES ME SKITTLES laugh out loud

I had a yo mama throw down at school and I won when I used this one! it should be #1!

Hahahahaha! It's really funny! Hhahahhahahahahahahah!

This has to be the funniest yo mama joke I've ever had heard in my god damn life!

+13Laugh out loud best joke ever this should so be number 1 always, good one, you are a legend whoever made this

+10This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke lol:)

+4Haha so so funny I couldn't stop laughing when I tried to write it down my hand shook!

LMFAO! This should be on th top 10! Relly, I mean I was literally dying because od laughing

liviarg

That is so funny I peed my pants 5 times in a row and got in trouble at school like 100

Time

I read this a couple days ago and I just randomly think about it and burst out laughing every time

+1This is the only one that actually made me crack up. This is such a funny joke

I just peed my pants! I love this one! I literally peed everywhere on the floor and bed! I was gasping for a breath because of my laughter

-1This made me peed twice and I told my fiends and they all laughed and told everybody best one ever

oh my God, this is so Awesome! Seriously laughed my ass off reading this.. Thanks a bunch!

So funny I told this one to my friend and he almost died because he laughed to much

+12I've used this one on all of my friends and everyone of them laughed

+6FREAKING laugh out loud! Amazing! Great job dude! Use this on all your friends.
Mine laughed ^__^

This is so funny I was reading this last year and I'm still laughing hahaha!

I've heard it before and it makes total sense but still so funny!

This one was kinda old and didn't make much sense! Just saying

Lmao. That made me laugh 10 mins straight.

Should be top ten

Oh my god that made my mom die laghing I thing this is the best one ever on the united states.

The number 39 was the funniest joke ha ha ha. Yo momma is so fat when she farted it was the end of the world love the t one. Wow I can't stop laughing HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! WELL I THINK THAT IS IT. THANK YOU

Hilarios... I get it imma make sure to tell it to everyone!

Absolutely amazing joke who ever made this is amazing and needs a statue with the joke written on it

that was the funniest joke I have ever read

good one l. m. a. o lol:D

zimzim321

+9O mi dayz - I made my brother laugh in this one - he doesn't laugh at anything

+5That's so funny I actually fell off my chair this is one of the best jokes ever who ever made this up should be a millionaire so funny you smart man

+3hahaha... that is so freakin funny
i told my mama and she laughed so hard she peed her pants

HILARIOUS and for you people who don't get it Bill Gates is the richest man in the world! ROFL CAN'T STOP LAUGHING!

Ha! I love this one. It is my favorite.

Stanford2014

That wus so funny I told my mom and she coul not stop laughing and she cryed

WoOW. The last time I sa some 1 that fat I thought, no wonder people are starving too death

Ha ha ha, Bloody hilarious... This should be at least among the top 15...
Come on guys vote for this

Best on list as far as I am concerned some these aren't that good I think this should actually be in the top ten. 5 from the top ten really weren't that good.

Your mama so fat, she jumped for joy, she got stucK!
RATE THIS AWESOME YOUR MAMA JOke! Awesomeness is needed to make this legend joke come back alive.

Haha can't stop laughing uz funny lmfao

hilarious, dat shud be on top 10

That is pro-banging! still sat here laughing now haha

rotflapmpsmijsmppaasc. (rolling on the floor laughing and peeing my pants so much I just shat my pink pants a am still crying.

best joke in the world lolololool haha so awesomne.

Ok this is a great joke haha I think this is one of my favorites who ever likes this one has great taste in these jokes laugh out loud just so dang wonderful

Love this joke
so funny really. Lever thought up I'm going to use this on my friends

ahahahah i heard a simailer one!!!!!!!!!! im lovin it tho hahahha

Yo that joke so hot it makes Carmen Electra look like Chucky.

I thought of that joke without hearing it b4 and said it and everyones said they herd it and I was pissed! but it is so freakin funny though!

This is like laugh out loud I was laughing out loud at 120 and my mom told me to be quiet but this surly is my favorite out of The ones I heard

That was the best one in the not top tens.

that's funny as hell and oh so wrong omg lol

that is just so wrong but oh so true!

I think the jokes are awesome and funny especially the one that says yo momma so fat she ate jenny and craig

LMFAO! this is my favourite yo mooma joke
;p xx

That is so funny if I had a yo mamma joke I would dranitly win. If I told my friends this the would have bin like my yo mamma jok ar the worlds graetest. This yo mama joks are the best.

Really very funny LMAO. I am gonna use it tomorrow at school.

Your mama is so stupid win she wint to a stop sine she wated ther untill it sis go

You did it again that was amazing. Funniest Joke ever. My best joke in the world

that was so funny lol nice one lol I can't stop laughing

Funny as heck. I can't stop laughing as my friends would say its beast mode.

Hilarious! This is a good yo mama joke! Me and my sister were laughing at this cause it was so funny! Whoever came up with this is funny!

This one left me laughing for five whole minutes! This should be number one

LMAO! Ayye this was so funny~! Hehe I laughed for almost 4 mins long! I'ma use this on my friends

lol just heard this one but its pretty funny

supreme

that is f#$&ed up BUT FUNNY!

Funny I just got that one! Sad Lol to the extreme. She needs speedbumps because she is so fast getting her food

that is man funny I told my friends and they started cracking up haha!

funny stuff man funny stuff

That joke was really funny they should put it on the movie twilite eclipes

that is so frekkin funny im dyin lol

yo man tht joke was wack dog

That's a beast you should make more off these amazing comments this is an extreme joke this so funny! MORE PLEASE!

ohhhh nasty but true lol thats so funnay

jamsterman12

That's funny and when your mom reads this she'll say "that's what happen to me

totally weird but funny lol

this is so freakin' funny

haha. this ish really funny.
gOOd One. =]

Hell funny man this is so good man this awesome man yeah man dude man the holiday part is fun

that was crackm up far out man where did you get that joke frm

yo mama so fat when she sat on top of wlamart they had to lower the prizes

that is very true I've seen it happen

Samfisherofwoe

boo rubish! it should be your mamma is so fat scientist said you created another world

That was stupid as hell... but hilarious!

that is so funny i ped my self

scott1859

I think everybody nows that 1 but who care it still way funny