Best Yo Mamma So Fat Jokes
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101) Yo mama's so fat she got it goin' on... and one and on and on.
102) Yo mama's so fat I saw a picture of her on pages: 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
103) Yo mamma so fat she drank the Kool-ade man in one sip.
104) Yo mama is so fat she got her space.com
105) Yo mama so fat she tripped and made the earth quake
106) Yo momma so fat shes on both sides of the rainbow
107) Yo momma is so fat that she has to go to a curtain shop to buy clothes
108) Yo mama so fat she deep fries her toothpaste
109) Yo mamma so fat when she puts on her BVD's they stretch and spell boulevard
110) Yo mum is so fat, she uses the Eiffel Tower as a toothpick
“yep thats funny”
111) Yo mama is so fat she needed Nicolas Cage from National Treasure to find her belly button
112) Yo mama so fat when people tried to climb her they were absorbed
113) Yo mamma is so fat that everytime she goes out all the public always call her Mrs Meat Loaf
“This will be funny as hell”
114) Yo mama so fat she gives a whole new meaning to infinity and beyond
115) Yo momma so fat when she farts Al Gore accuses her of global warming
116) Your mama so fat she threw a boomerang and it never came back
117) Yo mama is so fat she can only survive by eating smaller fat people
118) Yo mamma so fat her nickname is just DAMN
“Love it”
119) Yo mumma so fat when she weighs her self she can't see the numbers
120) Yo mamma's so fat she went to japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.
121) Yo mama so fat she shops for clothes at the local tent and awning store.
122) Yo mamma so fat that people jog around her for exercise
123) Yo momma so fat she went to mickey dees and got stuck in the golden arches.
“thats amazingly hysterical
”
124) Yo mama is so fat her blood type is Ragu
“"That is What I call FAT"”
125) Yo mama is so fat she jumped into the ocean and made it dry land
“that was really funny”
126) Yo mama so fat she has to wake up in sections
127) Yo mamma so fat that when she ordered from McDonalds and asked for her change back they gave her 2 Big Macs
“hahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!”
128) Yo momma so fat when she jumped in the swimming pool the water jumped out
129) Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie
“o.m.g
luuuuuuuuuuuuv it”
“that was frickin awsome...im still laughing my sisterts cryin”
130) Yo momma so fat she walks on both sides of the street
131) Yo mamma so fat that the last time she jumped it caused a full lunar eclipse
132) Yo mamma so fat when she stands in the middle of the road the cars think shes a round-a-bout.
133) Yo mama is so fat she sweats chicken grease
134) Yo mama so fat that when I looked in an atlas all I see is her.
135) Yo mamma so fat when she walks in snow she covers her tracks
136) Yo mamma so fat when she walks into a theatre the projector gets pointed right at her
137) Yo mama so fat when Webster met her he decided to add ginormous to the dictoionary
“That’s ginormously funny!”
138) Yo momma so fat she jumped in the Atlantic Ocean and caused a tsunami in California
“damn that’s so funny! tight!
”
“damn thats funny!!!!!”
139) Yo momma is so fat she has to wear 5 different watches because she is in 5 different time zones.
140) Yo mama's so fat, I got lost after running around her.
141) Yo momma so fat she's a lunar and solar eclipse
142) Yo momma so fat when she farted she blew up the everything but her
143) Yo mama is so fat her belly button makes an echo.
144) Yo mama so fat she lives in two times zones
145) Yo mama so fat she makes up for 99.99 of matter in the universe
146) Yo mama so fat she's the eighth wonder of the world
147) Yo mama so fat that when she burped, a black hole formed. Fortunatly, she was there to clog it up.
148) Yo mumma so fat when she went swimming they asked if she was wearing pants under there
149) Yo mama so fat she snoozed in the middle of the ocean and when she woke up people had built houses on her
150) Yo mamma so fat when she threw a rock at the ground she missed
151) Yo mama is so fat when I get on top of her my ears pop
152) Yo momma so fat she has kick stands on her shoes
153) Yo mamma so fat she put on a pair of Guess jeans and the answer popped out
