Best Michael Scott Quotes

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1) “I enjoy having breakfast in bed. I like waking up to the smell of bacon. Sue me. And since I don't have a butler I have to do it myself... so, most nights before I go to bed I will lay out 6 strips of bacon out on my foreman grill. Then I go to sleep. Wh

2) "That's what she said."

3) "I love inside jokes. I'd love to be a part of one someday."

4) "You may look around and see two groups here; white collar, blue collar. But I don't see it that way, and you know why not? Because I am collar-blind."

5) "I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."

6) "When I said that I was king of forwards, you got to understand that I don't come up with this stuff. I just forward it along. You wouldn't arrest a guy who was just passing drugs from one guy to another."

7) "Nobody likes beets, Dwight! Why don't you grow something that everybody does like? You should grow candy"

8) "I don't understand. We have a day honoring Martin Luther King, but he didn't even work here."

9) "There's such a thing as good grief. Just ask Charlie Brown."

10) "It's not like booze ever killed anyone"