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HenPMore comments about Who do you think is the best comedy team? ME? I think it's your parents....they made the biggest joke!
Very close to my life story
hahahaahah made me laugh so hard this girl is gonna regret everything she has done to other people
THAT WAS SO AWESOME LIKE! MY ENEMY IS GOING DOWN! "IT" WILL NEVER SEE IT COMING!
WOW I'M IN AWE
Genius. This is hilarious, I fell off my chair when I read it and I'm still laughing now! I'm so gonna use it. Ace diss
I'm crying, THIS IS HILARIOUS! Oh gosh.. Oh gosh
so gonna use it! Thank you!
My friend was speechless!
Oh my god, this is so hurtful laugh out loud
I'm definitely using this for sure
So simple and yet so effective and funny LMAO! Imma try th
Yo mom can't jump to the sky because she can't get of the grown because she is way too fat and I am serious
Maybe you should read more clearly.. Its says "your parents are siblings" meaning the parents were brother and sister which would cause the child to have a mutation of some sort... Damn you should be reading the stupid insults instead.
I definitely have to use on this girl at my school we used to be friends...
I got a black eye for saying this one to the toughest most stupidest kid in school yet I still love it
How is this one not number 1 I mean seriously I almost fell out of my chair laughing so hardMore comments about So you're a blonde that everyone loves that has a sinless inside as white as snow.... you sound like a gay twinkie to me.
LMAO! This is hilarious! I was laughing so hard and I'm stil laughing now XDD great job whoever came up with this one! L
What about they had to make an extra 20 sides? That's better. Yeah. That is so much better. Bye.
Just simply funny it makes sense that's what I like about it very good insult, no doubt about it! :-)
rofl xd this should do the trick (a)
imma use it everyday xO its hilarious
I feel the same way with this girl in my class, shes always talking about me, I wish I knew what she was saying.
Absoulutley funny, I have to use this to my friend right now! He is standing right next to me but not watching this lmao
Ahahahahha laugh out loud thats gotta be in the top 20 at least! I've never laughed so hard
I used theis on my friend and he didn't talk 2 me for 1 monthlol
Awesome. Wow, I tried it on 5 people and they started to cry. Well, there's a lesson learned. Never tell a joke to kids who are complete crybabys.
its soo cold and funny the perfect combination!
Burn! I am so gonna use this on a few low lives I know at school! I love it hahah
I get it but I don't like it.. Everyone knows how rice crisps pop & crackle.. That's pretty much what its saying... Think people think.. (:
I made that up...it's the most insulting thing I could think of
aww man this is good, considering I'm from Scotland this will bee great! lmfao
This sounds like a four year old wrote this.. You should probably think of some more, cause this one is just pathetic... Bahahahaha.
I'm gonna diss someone with a droplip I know but instead you've got more rolls on your lip than a sausage roll/bakery!
I used this and the chick broke down crying Love it
Wow, I wonder how this isn't higher up... it's my line now :P
Sharks for pets
Ouchh! This is nice. Trust me take my advice I don't use it anyway.
The difference is my ass looks better. :)
This insult is too good, it rhymes and is a definite pick-up line for a continuation or an add-on of more related insults.
An insult with quality like this is too good not to be used, and should be used by anyone to insult a fat person, regardless if they own a PlayStation 3 or an Xbox 360. I was rolling on the floor when I originally heard this, and probably the best insult out of all of the insults on this page, just for it's creativeness.
In my friends, and my opinion, this is a top quality insult to use against fat people. It's funny, like any other great insult, and it rhymes too, and it puts your opponent to shame whilst using other top quality insults. My friend used this against a fat boy in my PE class, caused by a roar of laughs, followed up by me finishing off, saying "Free delivery".
i thought that this is funny!
Wow well dad sure wont be seeing night or day if she gets any bigger.
Dude that's funny I used that on these dudes at school being jerks and they shut right up
Awesome couldn't stop laughing
This made me laugh like hell
Gotta try this on my arch enemies... Jokes
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