Best Insults

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Vote for Next time spit that crap out in the toliet, where it belongs. 101) Next time spit that crap out in the toliet, where it belongs.

I made this one up, when me and my sister was playing a insulting game. we had to see who can dog the other person out better.

Vote for Who's your boyfriend Kurt Cobain? 102) Who's your boyfriend Kurt Cobain?

Only works on depressed girls. ;)

Vote for Don't you have other things to think of? Oh! I forgot! Your brain capacity is too small for you to be able to think! 103) Don't you have other things to think of? Oh! I forgot! Your brain capacity is too small for you to be able to think!

Heh. I like this one ^_^

Vote for Your Momma's so fat when she goes out of the house in her red jogging suit all the kids yell.."Hey Kool-Aid!" 104) Your Momma's so fat when she goes out of the house in her red jogging suit all the kids yell.."Hey Kool-Aid!"

Your Momma’s so fat when she goes out of the house in her red jogging suit all the kids yell.."Hey Kool-Aid!"

Vote for I like you ... Keep being a screw up you’re making me look successful 105) I like you ... Keep being a screw up you’re making me look successful

Vote for You’re such a... a... a word has yet to be invented to describe what you are. But you are one, and a big one at that. 106) You’re such a... a... a word has yet to be invented to describe what you are. But you are one, and a big one at that.

This is a classic!

panikkrazy

this is tight!
i love it
dude you guys are hardcore and making insults
keep up the great work

Vote for Your momma's so fat when she runs she’s rolling the earth under her 107) Your momma's so fat when she runs she’s rolling the earth under her

Vote for Your so fat they have to grease the door and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get you through 108) Your so fat they have to grease the door and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get you through

This 1 WILL work!!

Vote for Your so stupid, you were the first person to have an IQ in the negatives 109) Your so stupid, you were the first person to have an IQ in the negatives

this is cute hehe!

Vote for Yo mamma so old, she owes Moses a quarter 110) Yo mamma so old, she owes Moses a quarter

Vote for lol lol ....i like that joke you just said ......but your entire life is more of a hystorical joke 111) lol lol ....i like that joke you just said ......but your entire life is more of a hystorical joke

Vote for You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat 112) You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat

Vote for Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up? 113) Is that your face? Or did your neck just throw up?

Vote for You're so ugly that when you cry, your tears come out of the back of your head. 114) You're so ugly that when you cry, your tears come out of the back of your head.

Vote for You're so ugly your girlfriend won’t have to use birth control, your face will do just fine 115) You're so ugly your girlfriend won’t have to use birth control, your face will do just fine

Vote for Yo mama so stupid, she sold your car for gas money. 116) Yo mama so stupid, she sold your car for gas money.

Vote for Can you turn around I'd like to see your face... wait, that's not your ass? 117) Can you turn around I'd like to see your face... wait, that's not your ass?

Vote for Your mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car 118) Your mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car

Vote for If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes....then why do you wear a bra? 119) If you didn't have feet you wouldn't wear shoes....then why do you wear a bra?

Vote for Hey!! They made a song about your weight 8675309 120) Hey!! They made a song about your weight 8675309

Vote for Oh where you say the trash can was? In your mouth? 121) Oh where you say the trash can was? In your mouth?

Vote for Go away I was looking at something better than you 122) Go away I was looking at something better than you

Vote for Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl 123) Yo mamma's so dumb she took a spoon to the Superbowl

Vote for Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake a sleeping bag 124) Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake a sleeping bag

Vote for Ahhhhhhhhhh! It's Leatherface! Oh no wait it's you. 125) Ahhhhhhhhhh! It's Leatherface! Oh no wait it's you.

Vote for Your momma’s so fat when she got in a monster truck she turned it into a low rider! 126) Your momma’s so fat when she got in a monster truck she turned it into a low rider!

lmfao!!

Vote for Yo mama’s so dumb she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch 127) Yo mama’s so dumb she sits on the T.V. and watches the couch

very funny

Vote for You were so ugly as a kid your parents had put a chop round your neck so the dog would play with you 128) You were so ugly as a kid your parents had put a chop round your neck so the dog would play with you

Vote for You're so bent you make a banana look like a ruler 129) You're so bent you make a banana look like a ruler

haha banana jokes make me laugh

Vote for Your mind needs a rest 130) Your mind needs a rest

haha

Vote for You’re so stupid, you make Koko look like Einstein 131) You’re so stupid, you make Koko look like Einstein

Vote for Yo mama is so fat she pees out doughnut glaze 132) Yo mama is so fat she pees out doughnut glaze

THIS 1 IS TIGHT!!!!

a fast one of the top of my head

Vote for When you were born the doctors slapped your mum instead of your ass. 133) When you were born the doctors slapped your mum instead of your ass.

Vote for If you ever feel free to call, trust me I won’t be free at the moment 134) If you ever feel free to call, trust me I won’t be free at the moment

great turnoff for an ugly guy!!! lol

Vote for Yo mamma so old, her memory is in black and white 135) Yo mamma so old, her memory is in black and white

Vote for You’re so fat you put Chon’s All You Can Eat Buffet out of business. 136) You’re so fat you put Chon’s All You Can Eat Buffet out of business.

That’s just sad.

Vote for You’re so ugly that when you wanted to sleep outside, you turned off the sun by looking at it. 137) You’re so ugly that when you wanted to sleep outside, you turned off the sun by looking at it.

Did I hurt your feelings? Yes? Good.

Vote for You’ve got ugly all over you like rhinestones on a dragqueen. 138) You’ve got ugly all over you like rhinestones on a dragqueen.

I say this a lot and find it friggin funny.

Vote for Any more up yourself and you'll be inside out 139) Any more up yourself and you'll be inside out

Vote for If you were any fatter, you'd weigh less! 140) If you were any fatter, you'd weigh less!

This is a great one for all you sarcastic people out there. But you have to admit, this is pretty cruel.

Vote for What's that big fat ugly thing on your neck? Oh, that's your head! 141) What's that big fat ugly thing on your neck? Oh, that's your head!

Ouch! What’s that I smell burning? Oh! It’s you!


Vote for What's a mix between an alligator, ostrich, do-do bird, and a mud fence? I don't know but it looks like you! 142) What's a mix between an alligator, ostrich, do-do bird, and a mud fence? I don't know but it looks like you!

this 1 will work!:)

Vote for If your mother was any bigger she could be her own planet 143) If your mother was any bigger she could be her own planet

Vote for You are so annoying you should enter Big Brother 144) You are so annoying you should enter Big Brother

Vote for Me: Hey are you allowed in your mums bedroom? Victim: Yes Me: Then can you get my pants from last night? 145) Me: Hey are you allowed in your mums bedroom? Victim: Yes Me: Then can you get my pants from last night?

I have used this many times and i hopw you use it to

Vote for Your moma's so fat when she rolls off the bed she rolls off both sides. 146) Your moma's so fat when she rolls off the bed she rolls off both sides.

Vote for If I wanted your opinion, I would give it to you. 147) If I wanted your opinion, I would give it to you.

Vote for I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 148) I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.

love it

Vote for I wish I had a lower I.Q., maybe then I could enjoy your company. 149) I wish I had a lower I.Q., maybe then I could enjoy your company.

Verbal abuse really is one of my talents...

Vote for Where did those pants come from? They look like you slept in them! 150) Where did those pants come from? They look like you slept in them!

Vote for Yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it 151) Yo mamas so fat she fell in love and broke it

Vote for You’re so stupid your IQ score came back negative 152) You’re so stupid your IQ score came back negative

Vote for You're so dirty that when you wash yourself in the shower, you lose ten pounds 153) You're so dirty that when you wash yourself in the shower, you lose ten pounds

LMAO nice one

Vote for You're so ugly the monkeys are jealous of you 154) You're so ugly the monkeys are jealous of you

Vote for Your mind needs a rest. It must be hard thinking. 155) Your mind needs a rest. It must be hard thinking.

Vote for Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an idiot. 156) Jesus loves you but everyone else thinks your an idiot.

i found this one in a magazine. even my mom cracked up.

Vote for If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now. 157) If stupidity was a disease, you would be dead right now.

OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH burn

Vote for You've got a face for the radio 158) You've got a face for the radio

Vote for Your mother’s so fat, the reason for global warming his her farting. 159) Your mother’s so fat, the reason for global warming his her farting.

Vote for Get a life...And do something with it.. 160) Get a life...And do something with it..

Vote for You're living proof that even a turd can be polished 161) You're living proof that even a turd can be polished

Vote for You were such an ugly kid Michael Jackson kicked you out of Neverland. 162) You were such an ugly kid Michael Jackson kicked you out of Neverland.

HAA! instant classic

Vote for If brains were gold you would be very poor. 163) If brains were gold you would be very poor.

heheheh i made this up myself its so funny hahahah

Vote for Yo momma so old she got divorced to Fred Flintstone 164) Yo momma so old she got divorced to Fred Flintstone

Vote for Yo momma is so nasty that your dad brings her to work with him and locks her in the closest just so he won't have to kiss her goodbye 165) Yo momma is so nasty that your dad brings her to work with him and locks her in the closest just so he won't have to kiss her goodbye

Vote for Yo momma so fat they had to change "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most" 166) Yo momma so fat they had to change "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

Vote for Your ears are so big, when turn around, the wind direction changes 167) Your ears are so big, when turn around, the wind direction changes

Vote for The "biggest nose in the world" wasn't coined until you came along. 168) The "biggest nose in the world" wasn't coined until you came along.

Vote for You know how ugly you are? Your face is what turned Michael Jackson white! 169) You know how ugly you are? Your face is what turned Michael Jackson white!

lmao, quality

Vote for Yo mom is so ugly she make onoins cry 170) Yo mom is so ugly she make onoins cry

Vote for Yo mamma so ugly I almost see a resemblence between you 171) Yo mamma so ugly I almost see a resemblence between you

Vote for Yo mamma so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning 172) Yo mamma so ugly, when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning

Vote for I think there's a bit of meatloaf on your neck there... wait... nevermind, it's just your face 173) I think there's a bit of meatloaf on your neck there... wait... nevermind, it's just your face

Vote for If you're so pretty, why does everyone run away from you yelling "It's a yeti!" 174) If you're so pretty, why does everyone run away from you yelling "It's a yeti!"

Vote for You're so stupid you threw a credit card into a wishing well 175) You're so stupid you threw a credit card into a wishing well

Vote for You're so fat you could roll to school 176) You're so fat you could roll to school

Vote for You need friends you can relate with, here's some gardening tools. 177) You need friends you can relate with, here's some gardening tools.

Vote for Your momma is so fat I get a head ache just thinking about her 178) Your momma is so fat I get a head ache just thinking about her

Vote for You've got a face only a mother could love, if that mother was blind in one eye, and had a cataract in the other. 179) You've got a face only a mother could love, if that mother was blind in one eye, and had a cataract in the other.

I’ll say up-front that this is not original - it’s something slightly paraphrased from a "Whose Line is it Anyway? " skit. But wow, what an insult!

Vote for I had a picture of you. Notice that I said "had". 180) I had a picture of you. Notice that I said "had".

Vote for I would give you a name but you're so stupid you don't deserve one 181) I would give you a name but you're so stupid you don't deserve one

Vote for You're so stupid, you just lost the game! 182) You're so stupid, you just lost the game!

Vote for Your mama is so stupid she thought athletes foot would make her run faster 183) Your mama is so stupid she thought athletes foot would make her run faster

Vote for I'd smack you so hard, your eyes would roll back so far, you'd see you have no brain. 184) I'd smack you so hard, your eyes would roll back so far, you'd see you have no brain.

Vote for Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date 185) Save your breath, you'll need it to blow up your date

Vote for I bet I can guess what sign you where born under... "RED LIGHT DISTRICT" 186) I bet I can guess what sign you where born under... "RED LIGHT DISTRICT"

Vote for You're such an ass, the donkeys are jealous 187) You're such an ass, the donkeys are jealous

Vote for Up your nose with a rubber hose 188) Up your nose with a rubber hose

Vote for Your mother is so skinny her weight counts in minus 189) Your mother is so skinny her weight counts in minus

Vote for They say art is ugly...so I guess you're God's best piece of art 190) They say art is ugly...so I guess you're God's best piece of art

I Just Invented That One Hope You Like It

Vote for Your house is so small your front and back door are on the same hinge. 191) Your house is so small your front and back door are on the same hinge.

Vote for Loser 192) Loser

Vote for Wait a minute.....you are going for bath? is it a week yet? 193) Wait a minute.....you are going for bath? is it a week yet?

Vote for You have a face only a mother could love, but your mother hates it too. 194) You have a face only a mother could love, but your mother hates it too.

Vote for Pathetic 195) Pathetic