Best Driving Related Bumper Stickers

All of the bumper stickers on this list are sayings derived solely for the point of being placed on bumper stickers. While there are many other very amusing sayings out there that have been put on bumper stickers, the restriction is in place for this list so it does not become a collection of random quotes. Someone else can take the time to create that list.

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1) Keep Honking, I’m Reloading

2) Guns Don’t Kill People, Drivers With Cell Phones Do!

3) I May Be Slow But I’m Ahead Of You

4) Are You Having Phone Sex Or Do You Always Drive That Way?

5) I Still Have The Body Of An 18 Year Old But It’s In The Trunk And It’s Starting To Smell

6) I Have Good Brakes, Do You Have Good Insurance?

7) This Is Not An Abandoned Vehicle

8) If This Car Is Being Driven Courteously It’s Been Stolen

9) Forget World Peace, Visualize Using Your Turn Signal

10) Stoplights Times For 30 mph Are Also Timed for 60 mph