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1Your mum is so fat that even Dora couldn't explore her
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2Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.More comments about Take that mask off, Halloween is not until October.
3Do aliens exist? Wait that's a stupid question, I'm looking at one right now.
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4You could be very useful iin the army; your face kills faster than any gun or bomb
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5Hey, I can make a song about your teeth ' black and yellow black and yellow' and you need to hear the remix 'green and purple green and purple'
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6Your head is so big that you put the moon out of business
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7You're so fat that when you jumped into the Atlantic Ocean, it turned into the Atlantic Desert!
8You're so ugly that Medusa didn't want to look at you because she thought you were a mirror and she didn't want to be turned to stone.More comments about You're so ugly that Medusa didn't want to look at you because she thought you were a mirror and she didn't want to be turned to stone.
9You're so dumb when somebody was trying to steal your T.V., you were chasing him saying you forgot the remoteMore comments about You're so dumb when somebody was trying to steal your T.V., you were chasing him saying you forgot the remote
10You're so fat when you walk past a window, we lose sun for four days.
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12When yo mama jumps, she makes earthquakes. When yo mama breathes, she makes tornados. When yo mama swims, she makes tsunamis. When yo mama dies, she makes happiness.More comments about When yo mama jumps, she makes earthquakes. When yo mama breathes, she makes tornados. When yo mama swims, she makes tsunamis. When yo mama dies, she makes happiness.
13You're so poor when you invited me round to dinner there were 3 beans on a plate and I took one and you said "Oy! Don't be so greedy"
14Yo mama is so fat that people mistake her as another planet
15Your mom so poor she can't even afford to pay attentionMore comments about Your mom so poor she can't even afford to pay attention
16You're so ugly when your mum picked you up from school and dropped you at home she got arrested for littering.More comments about You're so ugly when your mum picked you up from school and dropped you at home she got arrested for littering.
17Yo mama is so stupid that she starved to death in the grocery store
18You're so fat when you're sitting around the house, you're really sitting AROUND the house!
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19Yo mama is so fat that when she went into Wal-mart, she lowered the prices!
20You're so fat you were mistaken as a new planet bigger than Jupiter
21You're so bored with your life you're reading this
22Yo mama is so fat that when she went into the cinema, she sat next to everybody
23You are so poor that you run after a garbage truck with a shopping listMore comments about You are so poor that you run after a garbage truck with a shopping list
24You are the reason why Hitler was born
25What died on your neck? Oh - it's your head. More comments about What died on your neck? Oh - it's your head.
26You're so ugly even Bob the Builder couldn't fix youMore comments about You're so ugly even Bob the Builder couldn't fix you
27Yo mama is so sweaty that she caused a tsunami
28Your house is so small that every time you ring the door bell the toilet flushes
29You're the reason why the Titanic sank
30You're so ugly you made Justin Bieber feel happyMore comments about You're so ugly you made Justin Bieber feel happy
31Yo mama is so stupid that when her computer said, "Press any key.", she couldn't find the "any" key
32You must have been born on a highway because that's where most accidents happen
33Your mom does not need the internet because she is already world wideMore comments about Your mom does not need the internet because she is already world wide
34You're so ugly you make onions cry.
35You're so ugly when you were born the doctor slapped your mother
36You're so fat that you put two cellphones in either side of your pocket and call the other one it says "long distance"
Laugh out loud so funny no joke your so that you put two cellphones in either side of your pocket and call the other one is says LONG DISTANCE LO... Lo l So fun ney ha ha too funn lo l why I'mi typing like thi S.
37Your mum is so fat, when she tried to commit suicide between two cliffs, she got stuck
38You're so fat when you stepped on a scale, it said one at a time please!
39You're so ugly that Hello Kitty said bye bye to you
40You're so ugly when you went to the ugly contest they said no professionals
41Your lips are so dry whenever you drink milk they go snap, crackle, and pop
42When you walked outside wearing a yellow raincoat the sun got jealous
43You have more issues than a magazine stand
44You're so stupid you climbed over a glass wall to see what's on the other side
45You're so fat that when you went to Safeway it was not safe anymore
46Your mama is so poor she can't even afford to help her kids
47You're so ugly your own reflection runs away from you
48You are so poor
49You're so stupid you went to the doctor and said "Doctor, doctor - I need a new butt my old one has a crack in it".
It's so obvious but cool at the same time laugh out loud
50You're so black that when the coal miners saw you they asked "Isn't that the coal we dug up yesterday?"
51Yo mama is so poor that she couldn't afford to pay a visit
52You're so fat you occupy all streets so we don't need protesters
53Your momma's do fat when she turned around it was her birthday
54You're so ugly when God saw you he was confused if it was Halloween or Christmas
55Your mom is so old that when she went to school there was no history
56You're so fat you have stretch marks that say McDonaldsMore comments about You're so fat you have stretch marks that say McDonalds
57Your mama so fat when her ass finally enters the room her stomach has already left
58Your mama so fat she fell down the stairs without moving.
59You're so ugly that when you were born your dad looked at your mom and said what a waste of sperm
60Yo Momma's so stupid, that she's really stupid.
61Your mama so stupid she runs around the bed all night trying to catch some sleep
62If you're reading this you're probably bored in life
63Your dad's a pedo
64You're so ugly, you make blind kids cry
65You're so fat drugs can't get you high.
66You're so fat that instead of calling a taxi you hired a skip
67You're so ugly, you made Chucky look hot.
68If you really want a joke look in the mirror
69You're so fat that the only letters of the alphabet you know are K F C
70You're so ugly your mom feeds you with a slingshot
71Your mother is so fat that when she stepped in the shower her feet didn't get wet
72When you were born your parents didn't know whether to put you in a cradle or a cage
73You're so fat that when you went swimming, the blue whales said come back brother
74You're so stupid. You thought 2 +2 was 45
75Your mama so dumb she brought a spoon to the Superbowl
76Ask your mom what her biggest mistake was she will say it was you
77You're so dumb you sit on the T.V. and watch the couch.
78You're so small that an ant seems to be bigger
79Are you're lips designer? Because they are super dry.
80You're so fat that your bum is two full moons joined together
81Your mama so poor she was kicking a tin can down the street and I asked her what she is doing and she said she is moving
82You're so fat that even Fat Bastard said you are fat
83You're so black that when you were shot by a gun, the bullet came back asking for a torch.
84Your trousers are pulled up so high, even LeBron Lames couldn't dunk in it
85You're so fat and white that when you went to school people thought it was DecemberMore comments about You're so fat and white that when you went to school people thought it was December
86Your eyes are so big when you look at a map you see people waving
87Your mum is so old that she owns Jesus £5
88You're so poor when I stepped on a cigarette you said who turned out the lights
89Your mamas so fat when she got on an aeroplane it turned into a submarine
90When you opened your mouth a guy yelled out 'taxi'
91I like you! Why? Because you are fat.
92You're so fat that when you stood on the scale the scale said to be continued
93That joke is so old I heard it when I was riding on my pet dinosaur
94Whenever an earthquake happens, it's a sign to show that you're walking
Best should be number one! Used it and made a guy shut up:)
95Your teeth are so yellow, people can just sunbathe by looking at you
96I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works!
97Your mom is so fat she takes two taxi's
98You should slip in something comfortable... what about a coma
99You're so fat when you stepped on the scale it said I want your weight not your ID number
100Your mama is so fat her clothes come in 3 sizes... extra large, jumbo and, OMG it's coming towards us!