Best Blonde Jokes!

List suggested and partially made by a blonde, so, relax you fellow blondes, and enjoy some laughs! Don't agree with the list? Place your vote or if you are a logged in, add a new item for others to vote on.

Vote for How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours? 1) How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours?

“put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner”

“The best”

livinglegend

“hahaha, funny!
”

ferruzca1906

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Vote for How do you know a blonde's having a bad day? 2) How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?

“clever”

doodie-dude25

“wow.
that cracks me up!
”

ammawesome

“This is sooo funny it should be on the top ten, && ima blonde and this is funny and my bestie says so too were still laughing after 7 minutes!!!!”

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Vote for How do you drown a blonde? 3) How do you drown a blonde?

“You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool...”

heather

“hahahahah ok whoever thought of that is creative”

Vote for What do you call a smart blonde? 4) What do you call a smart blonde?

“A Golden Retriever.”

“Classic, but insulting to dogs. ;) I’m blonde myself and got that! Do I get a cookie?”

Oreanta

Vote for How did the blonde die at the baseball game? 5) How did the blonde die at the baseball game?

“She drowned during the wave.
”

“haha wow never heard this one but its so retardedly funny”

Okami

“hahaahaha”

blaqksails92

Vote for Why do blondes have brused belly buttons? 6) Why do blondes have brused belly buttons?

“because they have blonde boyfriends”

“im a blonde and i wouldnt get that if sum1 explained it to me a million time hee hee”

“O.K. I’m Blonde and I got That LOL”

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Vote for How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days? 7) How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?

“give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides”

“hahaha that is soo good”

Vote for How do you get a 1 armed blonde to fall out of a tree? 8) How do you get a 1 armed blonde to fall out of a tree?

“Wave.”

Vote for How did the blonde die in a helicopter crash? 9) How did the blonde die in a helicopter crash?

“She got cold and turned the fan off!”

“haha datzz funny”

Vote for How can you tell a blonde in school? 10) How can you tell a blonde in school?

“She erases her to notebook when the teacher erases the board”

“Thats funny”

“yea i do that all the time”

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Vote for Two blondes were walking through the forest and they came upon a set of tracks. They began to argue about what animal had left the tracks. Ten minutes later, they were hit by a train. 11) Two blondes were walking through the forest and they came upon a set of tracks. They began to argue about what animal had left the tracks. Ten minutes later, they were hit by a train.

“Best blonde joke ever!”

Vote for Why do blondes go to church? 12) Why do blondes go to church?

“because they heard there was a naked man hanging around”

“haha”

Vote for Why did the blonde on her way to Disney World never arrive? 13) Why did the blonde on her way to Disney World never arrive?

“She saw the sign DISNEY WORLD LEFT, so she turned around and went home.”

“wow haha very funny”

7beach77

“great... hilarious”

jwileson

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Vote for What do you get when a blond dies her hair brunett? 14) What do you get when a blond dies her hair brunett?

“Artificial Intelligence”

Vote for How do you keep a blonde in supsense? 15) How do you keep a blonde in supsense?

“I’ll tell you tomorrow”

“LOL”

cakemaster

“hahaahahaha ok thats funny”

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Vote for How do you get a blonde to dye her hair? 16) How do you get a blonde to dye her hair?

“Tell her that brunettes are stupid too!”

Vote for Why did the blond climb the glass wall? 17) Why did the blond climb the glass wall?

“to see whats on the other side!”

GlonnAtronnAdonnAdict

Vote for What happened when the blonde tried to commit suicide? 18) What happened when the blonde tried to commit suicide?

“She killed her twin sister by mistake!”

Vote for Why can't blondes make ice cubes? 19) Why can't blondes make ice cubes?

“because they dont have the recipe!!!”

Vote for How did the blonde get past kindergarten? 20) How did the blonde get past kindergarten?

“she didn’t”

Vote for What does a blond do when you say, "Look, it's a dead bird?" 21) What does a blond do when you say, "Look, it's a dead bird?"

“She looks up and yells Were?”