Best Blonde Jokes!
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1)
How do you keep a blonde busy for 7 hours?
“put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner”
“Dats the best one!!”
“Hahaha im a blonde and im not that stupid”
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2)
How do you know a blonde's having a bad day?
“wow.
that cracks me up!
”
“This is sooo funny it should be on the top ten, && ima blonde and this is funny and my bestie says so too were still laughing after 7 minutes!!!!”
“I hate days like that :[ and ima not a blonde most of the time tehe!”
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3)
How do you drown a blonde?
“You put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool...”
“hahahahah ok whoever thought of that is creative”
4)
What do you call a smart blonde?
“A Golden Retriever.”
“Classic, but insulting to dogs. ;) I’m blonde myself and got that! Do I get a cookie?”
5)
How do you keep a blonde busy for 2 days?
“give her a piece of paper that has "please turn over" written on both sides”
“hahaha that is soo good”
6)
Why do blondes have brused belly buttons?
“because they have blonde boyfriends”
“im a blonde and i wouldnt get that if sum1 explained it to me a million time hee hee”
“O.K. I’m Blonde and I got That LOL”
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7)
How do you get a 1 armed blonde to fall out of a tree?
“Wave.”
8)
How did the blonde die at the baseball game?
“She drowned during the wave.
”
9)
Why do blondes go to church?
“because they heard there was a naked man hanging around”
“haha”
10)
How can you tell a blonde in school?
“She erases her to notebook when the teacher erases the board”
“Thats funny”
“yea i do that all the time”
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