10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes
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1)
I’m Gay
“I think this works best with parents or significant others...”
“lol I should try one day ;)”
“It’s mean.. It would freak out you parents... really”
2)
Someone Died
“thats just cold.”
“Thats REALLY not cool.”
“thats just pure evil”
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3)
I’m Pregnant
“humm i told my mom i was pregnant and i found out THAT day i was.. i was like no way”
“this one is a classic until u find out u really r then the jokes on u”
“You say that and it’s funny until one day you really ARE pregnant and your kid looks like Micheal Jackson.”
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4)
Tell a friend that someone they recently slept with has an STD.
“But don’t worry, because I just saved a load of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.”
5)
Someone Wants To Go Out With You
“That’s just cruel. Especially when after you go and talk to the person. It is so embarissing, not that it’s ever happened to me or anything. (fidget, fidget)”
“Now that is REALLY mean and slack... It happens a lot at school”
6)
I’m Dying
“I love this one "mom... the docter said I’m dying"”
“YEah, because this one works ALL the time. "guys im so scared. I just found I have trycleruaginamophonodaptiladius and Im dying. Doctor says there’s no real cure or pronounciation of it."”
7)
I Crashed Your Car
“Haha My cousin done that to his girlfreind it was so funny”
8)
I Burned Down The House
“This is impossible to believe... but so funny.”
9)
Telling Someone They are In Trouble With the Boss
10)
I Broke Something
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