10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes

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Vote for I’m Gay 1) I’m Gay

“I think this works best with parents or significant others...”

“imma try this next year...”

tiannerules

“lol I should try one day ;)”

klausmeine

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Vote for Someone Died 2) Someone Died

“That is so mean.”

afeldman21

“thats just cold.”

PlayboyX429

“Thats REALLY not cool.”

Snuckles

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Vote for I’m Pregnant 3) I’m Pregnant

“humm i told my mom i was pregnant and i found out THAT day i was.. i was like no way”

“once my girlfriend told me she was pregnant and i fainted and woke up in a hospital”

metfan001

“Cruel..But FRICKEN HILARIOUS!!!”

Cantonez

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Vote for Tell a friend that someone they recently slept with has an STD. 4) Tell a friend that someone they recently slept with has an STD.

“I actually set up a fake (but real looking medical certificate) work awesome”

djperth

“But don’t worry, because I just saved a load of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.”

Vote for Someone Wants To Go Out With You 5) Someone Wants To Go Out With You

“So messed up, if you do this you need to die.”

HotRod

“That’s just cruel. Especially when after you go and talk to the person. It is so embarissing, not that it’s ever happened to me or anything. (fidget, fidget)”

cakemaster

“Now that is REALLY mean and slack... It happens a lot at school”

Bec

Vote for I’m Dying 6) I’m Dying

“I love this one "mom... the docter said I’m dying"”

JonasStartsARiot

“YEah, because this one works ALL the time. "guys im so scared. I just found I have trycleruaginamophonodaptiladius and Im dying. Doctor says there’s no real cure or pronounciation of it."”

Vote for I’m Moving Away 7) I’m Moving Away


Vote for I Crashed Your Car 8) I Crashed Your Car

“Haha My cousin done that to his girlfreind it was so funny”

Vote for I Burned Down The House 9) I Burned Down The House

“This is impossible to believe... but so funny.”

Vote for Telling Someone They are In Trouble With the Boss 10) Telling Someone They are In Trouble With the Boss


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Vote for I Broke Something 11) I Broke Something

Vote for Place saran wrap between the toilet seat, anyone who's anyone is not awake when the first have to use the bathroom when they wake up 12) Place saran wrap between the toilet seat, anyone who's anyone is not awake when the first have to use the bathroom when they wake up

Vote for Fake Winning Scatch Off Lottery Ticket 13) Fake Winning Scatch Off Lottery Ticket

“look it up on youtube under Americas Funniest home Videos”

“CRUEL....”

Vote for Replace someone's hair gel with gorrila glue 14) Replace someone's hair gel with gorrila glue

“Sticks to their hands, their hair, everywhere it comes into contact with. They would have to shave their head, and I have no idea how they would get it off their hands!”

Vote for Make up disease and tell someone you have it. 15) Make up disease and tell someone you have it.

Vote for Put a whole bottle of ketchup in your mouth and wobble your head in front of someone, making the ketchup look like your mouth is bleeding 16) Put a whole bottle of ketchup in your mouth and wobble your head in front of someone, making the ketchup look like your mouth is bleeding

Vote for The boss told me he's going to give you a promotion 17) The boss told me he's going to give you a promotion

Vote for Your spouse tells you that they are leaving you 18) Your spouse tells you that they are leaving you

“that’s really cruel”

Vote for I drowned your puppy 19) I drowned your puppy


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