10 Nastiest April Fools Day Jokes

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1I'm Gay

I think this works best with parents or significant others...

lololol I wouldn't be able to becuase I would laugh too much

freezerman75

I tried this once. I think it worked because I'm a girl and I wear a lot of black and chains and skulls and I listen to Metallica. But I'm not gay.

CrypticDeath666

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2I'm Pregnant

I tried it. my friend believed me. I'm an 11 year old boy.

Hum I told my mom I was pregnant and I found out THAT day I was.. I was like no way

My boyfriend isn't speaking to me because of this. oops!

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3Someone Died

I did this to my cousin on April Fools Day of '09

My cousin has done this before.

moose4life19

4Someone Wants To Go Out With You

LMAO!... I almost got slapped when I told my cousin this... :(

SmoothCriminal

So messed up, if you do this you need to die.

HotRod

That's just cruel. Especially when after you go and talk to the person. It is so embarissing, not that it's ever happened to me or anything. (fidget, fidget)

anonymous

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5I'm Moving Away

I just did this to my boyfriend, he was lost for words, but found it really funny. only do it to people who can actually take a joke

I just did this to my boyfriend of exactly 8 months, he fell for it and wa completely heart broken. Haha but laughed when it was over

I was just doing this to my boyfriend and right in the middle of it he decides to April fools ME! Epic fail haha! 😂

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6Tell a friend that someone they recently slept with has an STD.

But don't worry, because I just saved a load of money on car insurance by switching to Geico.

Told my friend on facebook
And all my friends laughed there heads off
And nice one

I actually set up a fake (but real looking medical certificate) work awesome

djperth

7I'm Dying

That is horrible. No need to panic people like that!

I love this one "mom... the docter said I'm dying"

JonasStartsARiot

I mean come on Im gay thats sorta making fun of Gay people but saying I'm dying people will like hate you this is definitely the cruelest

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8I Crashed Your Car

Haha My cousin done that to his girlfreind it was so funny

Laugh out loud yeah it car is in a tree laugh out loud

9I Burned Down The House

I did this once
I biked all the way to the house of my friend wearing half burned clothes
and told my friend that I accidentally burned the house down
She practically half fainted

Told this one to dad he's so sarcastic so he didn't believe me

This is funny my mom freaked out really bad

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10Telling Someone They are In Trouble With the Boss

The best one ever why to feel the jolly in this one you rock keep up the really good jokes do you say this to everyone they would crack up at are school I told my friend and she started crying cause she was laughing so hard it was funny!

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11We're Breaking Up

I'm totally gunna do this to my boyfriend cause he will be all like r you serious and its gunna be super funnt

Never tell your boyfriend this. Its not funny. I did it to my boyfriend and he ignored me all day. He was so pissed!

12Place saran wrap between the toilet seat, anyone who's anyone is not awake when the first have to use the bathroom when they wake up

It works every single time I do it and the best thing is it works with unels too and they urinate all over there legs try it for yourself if you don't beleve me

13I drowned your puppy

I tried this to my wife well we're getting divorced on tues.

14I Broke Something

15Replace someone's hair gel with gorrila glue

My dad put syrup in my shampoo... If someone put glue in my gel that bitch is going down. -. -

Sticks to their hands, their hair, everywhere it comes into contact with. They would have to shave their head, and I have no idea how they would get it off their hands!

QuarantineGames

16Their shoe is untied

17Fake Winning Scatch Off Lottery Ticket

look it up on youtube under Americas Funniest home Videos

18Make up disease and tell someone you have it.

19Put a whole bottle of ketchup in your mouth and wobble your head in front of someone, making the ketchup look like your mouth is bleeding

20Tell Someone That There Girlfriend Is Going to Dump Them

I did this, so my friend the other day, and when I told him he was like "THAT B****! ", when I told him it was a joke he punched me out... yea he was drunk at the time

SmoothCriminal

21I'm Going to Kill You

22I Love You

I told that to my sister she said aww and I said april fools day she said go to hell bitch

I tried this and jeez did it work! I tried it on this guy who fancied me and he was like! About 2 hours later I was like Happy April fools I don't really fancy you! And he was nearly crying!

23I've been stripping for money

24You forgot to zip your pants.

This is really effevtive, trust me they give a sudden reaction and they get angry! this one works by embarresig them!

arvindmanohar

25Excuse me sir I think you just dropped your pocket

Awesome! I love this one! I was laughing for an hour!

26I slept with your brother before we started dating

27The boss told me he's going to give you a promotion

28Update Your Status On Facebook With Your Birth Date and the Date of Today and Saying R.I.P.

That'll get everyone pretty scared. Try doing it to someone else's Facebook page!

29Your spouse tells you that they are leaving you

30Put Nair in someone's conditioner bottle

They'll be bald for a while! Make sure you only do it if it's a ma

Only do this to a man that's already going bald! You don't wanna be cruel!

31I hooked with your best friend when I was drunk

32The owner of this phone is single, desperate and horny!

I secretly made this my ringtone on my friends phone and called him when he was on a date with his girlfriend... He chased me around the neighborhood two times the next day.

tackler90210

I did this to my friend. I waited to call him when he was at dinner with his girlfriend, his parents and her parents. He chased me around the neighborhood twice the next day! So funny

tackler90210

33Tell someone that the Russians accidentally aimed an intercontinental ballistic missile at their house.

I told this to my mom's cousin and he spased out it was so funny P. S> he plays too much call of duty.

34I slept with your mum

35Get an Oreo, take out the cream, and give it to someone

36Your House Is Burning

Funny one my mom ran so fast and belived me

37Ask a coworker, "Are you getting fired?"

38Tell someone to be careful not to run into a wall or tree in front of them when there is nothing in front of them

Its funny when you tell them this because they scout over so that they mess the fake wall they will actually believe therre is a wall or tree infront of them they need to miss

39Point at the ceiling in a building and tell someone to look at the dead bird or body

Seen this done before it is reall funny because they will ask where when there is nothing on the celling

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