You’re so ugly when you were born the doctors didn’t know if they should put you in a cradle or a cage

“OUCH! Biggest insult in insult HiStOrY!”

“OWWW! Thats gotta hurt, dawg!”

“omg thats so good!”

“i like it that way!”

“this is going to be a good one for a bully at our school”

“are you just gonna take that?!”