The Moon

“"An alabaster retard", The Moon always appears to be simplemindledly cheerful. He does not hang round with ball bags”

“"I did a song! Jupiter, I did a song...you aint got one...yeeah!"”

“...a fishfinger as big as a garage...”

“"I got Neil Armstrong walkin' on a faace.."”

“"... I licked his back... "”

“Some people is like the moon, aw he's white and gentle. Other people is like eugh he's a vanilla rapist get him away from our kids.”

“I had a moon once, it was full and shiny and urgh... I lost it (smile)”

“Surely the Moon should be here - "One time, a man looked at me through a tube, and he made me big in the tube" (can't remember the proper quote but you know the one)”