The Hitcher

A Cockney man-witch with green skin and a top hat. He has a giant Polo for an eye and is pure evil. He is proprietor of the Zoo for Animal Offenders

Ave a cuppa tea

He'll cut you up, boy!

Im a cockney, Im a cockney

it's coming out of me like a great yellow cable!

why would you not mention his thumb!!!!

I ain't gonna kill ya, i want a sprinkle you onion!

Eels up inside ya!
Finding an entrance where they can!
Eels up inside ya!
Finding an entrance where they can!
Boring through your mind, through your tummy, through your anus!
Eels!

Elements of the past and future, combining to make something not quite as good as either...

I'm evil london... I'm a knob!

with his solo polo vision

elements of the past and elements of the future, combining to make something not quite as good as either.

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