Steven Wright

“'A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.'”

“"People say the Earth is bi-poler"”

“Steven Wright -No One Thinks from outside the box as Steven. He uses words and verbal images that make you think, Steven toss out an handgrenade and waits for it to go off, then 3-2-1 oh you got it. Master of controling the Audience.
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“I named my dog stay. He went insane. Come here, Stay.
That's pure absurdity and at the same time, pure genius.”

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