Keanu Reeves

“I loved the movie Constantine, but he is so dead-fish.

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“The only movie he didn't suck in was The Matrix, but that's because he didn't do a lot of acting, just looking cool. Definitely a bad actor.”

“makes great movies, but he can’t act for s***”

“I didn't think he was that bad until I saw him in street kings. He never changes expression”

“He's cardboard flat.”