Howard Moon

“An aspiring musician/poet/novelist with frequent delusions of grandeur. He works at the Zooniverse as a zookeeper”

“How can the great Jazz Maverick not be ranked as number one, this is an outrage!”

“howard moon a man about town
if you don't love him then leave this site”

“he is king.

howard moon a man about town”

“Its a fence, no its soft. Aaah!”

“118 118. get your nothern pins out!”

“his moves are like being caressed by a natural yoghurt!”

“"He has hair like brown smoke and small eyes like a crab...and he is an absolute genius. Howard Moon rocks. Nuff said."”

“How dare you do that to me in the night! When im oblivious”

“"OWW! Chickachickaa! "”

“If death comes a knocking, i invite him in, hello, i say, would you like a cup of tea!”

“The unloved protagonist.”