How did a guy like me end up with a princess like you?

“you KNOW you will be "aww"d for this one”

“haha yes!”

“i used this one when i tried to create a convo with my gf and instead of talking she insisted that we have sex....”

“aaaaahahahahahha dude that is the best! &^”

“aaaaahahahahahha dude that is theeeee besttttt! ^^^”