Ellen Degeneres

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.

I love her but not in a lesbo way.

I can't believe she is number 14! SHE'S SO FUNNY, I LAUGH MY ASS OFF EVERY TIME I WATCH HER STAND-UPS!

should be number one

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