Demetri Martin

“funny guy like a smart mitch hedburg”

“Uses intelligence and his witts to come up with class a jokes. Waay funnier than Lary the Cable Guy.”

“I like rainbows, but I'm not gay. that's pretty selfish, gays. stealing all the rainbows.”

“I like parties, but I don't like piñatas...because the piñata promotes violence against flamboyant animals: 'Hey, there's a donkey with some pizazz...Let's kick his a**'.”

“If I ever saw a amputee being hanged I would just starting yelling out letters.”

“Seriously see him live. I had so much fun.”