Dane Cook

“"YOUR AN F-N RIOT!"”

“oh no kool aid oh no”

“gotta love the noodles lol and he is gorjus”

“So energetic on Stage, you can't help but laugh your butt off”

“"when you see someone wearing a superman shirt... you just wanna shoot them in the chest plate... and when they bleed, say guess not... "”

“Hi can i take your order- WHOPPER!!!!”

supreme

“The "Dane Train" should be #1!”

“Let's play who's in my mouth!!! Cause Dane is number uno.”

“dane cook is the best guy in the world, i am riley curtis, and no offence dude...but one day i will beat your records. when i have a goal, i go for it. and i want to thank you for giving me something to look forward to.”

“you are the absoulute best! no one could be funnier than you!!! i love it how funny you are i hope to some day be as great as you but never better cuz you ROCK dude!!!”

“Awh man, my friends and I have so many inside jokes about his hilarious jokes! Sooo hilarious!”

“dane cook HAS to be number 1! he is so hilarious. not to mention a cutie!”

“you know you're drunk when you get into a cab and you think the fair is the time.”

“Funniest guy ever”

“MY FATHERS A GREAT MAN!
funniest guy ever!”

“GREATEST EVER!”

“dane rulez ||
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“hi can i take your order - WHOOPPPEERRR

lmfaooooooooooooooooo”

SnoopDizzleDogg