Dane Cook

"YOUR AN F-N RIOT!"

oh no kool aid oh no

gotta love the noodles lol and he is gorjus

So energetic on Stage, you can't help but laugh your butt off

"when you see someone wearing a superman shirt... you just wanna shoot them in the chest plate... and when they bleed, say guess not... "

Hi can i take your order- WHOPPER!!!!

supreme

The "Dane Train" should be #1!

Let's play who's in my mouth!!! Cause Dane is number uno.

dane cook is the best guy in the world, i am riley curtis, and no offence dude...but one day i will beat your records. when i have a goal, i go for it. and i want to thank you for giving me something to look forward to.

you are the absoulute best! no one could be funnier than you!!! i love it how funny you are i hope to some day be as great as you but never better cuz you ROCK dude!!!

Awh man, my friends and I have so many inside jokes about his hilarious jokes! Sooo hilarious!

dane cook HAS to be number 1! he is so hilarious. not to mention a cutie!

you know you're drunk when you get into a cab and you think the fair is the time.

Funniest guy ever

MY FATHERS A GREAT MAN!
funniest guy ever!

GREATEST EVER!

dane rulez ||

hi can i take your order - WHOOPPPEERRR

lmfaooooooooooooooooo

SnoopDizzleDogg

I finaly saw someone get hit by a car while driving in my BAMF CT-2004

comm22

Hilarious. He relates everything he says to everyday situations that everybody can relate to.

NoobPwner

DEAR LORD HE CRACKS ME UP! Its his non over the top... just "is" funny. unlike jim carer who tries to hard

KNIC

God of our time

Jumpman23BrooklynNYC

"ok that will be $3.17, just pull up to the window. "
"where do I go? "
"where do you go?!? okl mam your gonna take a left at the taxico station, go three miles that way, and youll see a guy in a rain coat. his name is jose he will take you to the whopper lair. and if don't get there within 15, we take your food! "

that is funny stuff

678rob754

lmao, I love how he moves so weird and yells.

uZi91

HILARIOUS!

jso11